Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
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What, you never heard of ducking?

I pull out a Longsword (4d5) {excellent} and turn the next poster into little chunks of meat.

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slimm tom
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1240
Registered: 10-14-2006
IP: Logged

Bowser melts the sword with his fire attack and spits fire at the next poster.

mxvladi
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 2505
Registered: 02-11-2008
IP: Logged

Assassin simply dodges the fire attack and this fire attack injures the next poster.

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
IP: Logged

I jump, then hit Bowser with a Pokeball.

The resulting Marill proceeds to tackle the next poster.

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The-Ultimate-Shyguy
Level: Roachling

Rank Points: 10
Registered: 07-14-2008
IP: Logged

Marill tackles the shyguy but the shyguy blows a missile out of it mouth and blows marill to the next poster.

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mxvladi
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 2505
Registered: 02-11-2008
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...and misses.

Assassin takes his sword and attacks next poster with it.

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

A quick Phase Door and all is well.
Given that I'm now right behind you, I go to fireball you, but I notice Trogdor (in disguise in the form of a D ) and run away, then you get burninated.

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[Last edited by Monkey at 07-25-2008 02:08 PM]

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
IP: Logged

Pfeh. So what if I take damage? Damage alone cannot kill me.

I then proceed to summon a GLACIER OUT OF NOWHERE! because I picked up a smash ball.

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Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

After throwing away my roguelike character (who takes the full glacier), I pull out my UT2004 character, Generic_Guy. Unfortunately, he's on double damage and booster!
He proceeds to Flak Cannon the next poster into little red meaty bits.

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Jeff_Ray...
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 962
Registered: 05-16-2005
IP: Logged

The cake gets spluttered, making a message on the wall: '400th post snagged by Jeff_ray...'.

One of the cake's bits got inside the next avatar's throat and chokes it.

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Click here to find out my LPs' progress, and find out what I plan to tackle next!

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My Holds:
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eb0ny
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 484
Registered: 09-12-2007
IP: Logged

I yell at the cake! It walks off, embarassed.
I throw lemon-in-a-box at the next poster.

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mxvladi
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 2505
Registered: 02-11-2008
IP: Logged

Assassin dodges attack, so it goes... I don't know where.

After that, Assassin takes his knife and throws into the next poster.

1100th post, yay!

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Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

Generic_Guy gets hit. His shield takes 5 damage (out of 150). He remains unharmed.

Seeing as my second-favorite weapon is the minigun, Generic_Guy pulls one out and fires 50 asploding bullets into the next poster. They do 317 damage.

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mxvladi
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 2505
Registered: 02-11-2008
IP: Logged

Agrh! Assassin takes some damage, but he's alive!

Assassin dodges attack, so it goes... I don't know where.

I forgot to say, that this attack suddenly returned... and goes to the next poster...

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
IP: Logged

/me gets hit, then opens the box and eats the lemon. Yum.

/me then proceeds to FALCON PAUNCH!!!!1!



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The-Ultimate-Shyguy
Level: Roachling

Rank Points: 10
Registered: 07-14-2008
IP: Logged

Shyguy gets hurled into the next poster by captain falcon's punch!

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Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

... who is promptly blown into a million pieces by a homing Tri-Rocket blast.
And another one is going straight to the next poster!

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Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
IP: Logged

R.

Kirby: B.

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Lamkin
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 606
Registered: 08-17-2008
IP: Logged

Don't mess with me...I'm a rubber ducky and I'm on the edge!!!

[Edit: You guys weren't even remotely deterred by my "crazy eyes"? (That's my nickname, by the way.)]

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Kwerulous
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 340
Registered: 05-15-2008
IP: Logged

Sorry. Beethro must slice you up!

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

My Flak Cannon of Poison +6 * shoots you. You promptly die from 100+ damage per second poisoning.
I then activate my TRIPLE DAMAGE! and attack for 600+ damage.

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Lamkin
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 606
Registered: 08-17-2008
IP: Logged

All right, no more Mr. Nice Cloud! Slice me up and I'll come right back at ya...

Kwerulous
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 340
Registered: 05-15-2008
IP: Logged

Better get the hoover out...

...even though Beethro doesn't clean very often...

DanielFishman
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 159
Registered: 06-03-2007
IP: Logged

*reads a scroll of Teleportation, leaving the pitfull of Ancient Dragons to breath on the other posters*

Vike91
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 235
Registered: 05-19-2007
IP: Logged

*MEOW*

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mxvladi
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 2505
Registered: 02-11-2008
IP: Logged

Oh, no! Assassin gets that awesome meow and 1 damage with it. Then he unsheathes his sword and... turns the next posters' body into the pieces...

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
IP: Logged

I already am.

Then I summon Master Hand to attack the next poster and stay behind as his lifebar.

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Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

Stupid hand. *steps on hand, because I'm not a miniature*
I pull out UT2004RPG and suicide. My Ultima (redeemer-like explosion when you die) blows the next poster into bits. I then respawn.

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Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
IP: Logged

Sadly, Mr. Game and Watch was only at 0% damage, and I jumped back up, then grabbed a heart container. Then I throw a smartbomb at the next poster.

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Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

... which played with my happy fun balls (ie. grenades).
And spider mines invade! Each does 80 damage.

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