I dunno... I can't think of a completed course which was difficult for other than ethical/philosophical reasons (e.g. Management "
Science"
), or due to stultifying boredom with the subject matter (American and European history come to mind). I suppose I could go with either MANagement (the art of treating people like pets), or one of the LAW courses ("
lawyers don't seek the truth -- we take a position"
... bleh!).
And this "
veggie"
thing? When did fruit become veggies? Do legumes count? What about melons? Pecans? Kelp?! Ok, ok. I'll go with ancestry and take potatoes for $3.28, Alex.
So, with one vowel added for pronounceability, and using my formal first name...
I'm Potacre Lawman!
["
This acre of pot ain't big enuf for the both of us. Pipe down! Ain't you read the papers? There's a roachcoach leaving at 5pm. Be under it, or I'll smoke ya out!"
]
Yep, that name just seems to suit me fine and dandy, pardner.
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Happy trails,
- Django