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We need more Tony Hawk thread (0)
Tony Hawk: Project 8 mystifies me. It does.
Alright. We'll see a few Tony Hawks, and how they've improved.
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2: Was pretty awesome. No way to combo out of verts unless you did clever grinding things out of it. Also, no way to tell when you were about to fall over while grinding unless you really paid attention.
This was fixed by...Tony Hawk Underground, which was simply frigging awesome in every way. Physics were improved, we had the reverts...etc. Maybe a few minor, irritating quirks.
Tony Hawk Underground 2 fixed most of those, including the 'female career skaters were lesbians according to the plot' thing from THUG1, as funny as that was. Things felt more solid, create-a-trick didn't suck. All was well, or so I thought.
Tony Hawk American Wasteland...well, frankly, we added some stupid crap, but it was a good idea. Honestly. It was highly playable, but man we didn't need this Parkour thing going on, but it made sense that we had it.
And now we come to Tony Hawk, Project 8.
What we've added:
- You don't actually have to revert off a vert to keep your combo running, but it helps a lot to do so anyway.
- The grind/manual guidebars simply ghost out and become transparent in the middle of a combo, so you know how you're about to fall over.
- Like a billion different mission things that would be totally awesome in create-a-park mode, including...a mini-create a park mode.
- Varying difficulty--Like, everything had its Am, Pro, and Sick ratings, so you could beat the game without getting all Sicks if you were so inclined, then later doing it without starting completely over.
- Nail A Trick--The game's gimmick. That is...you can spin the skateboard yourself in a ridiculous slow mo way that totally sucks. SEriously, there's more than enough in this game that we don't need this. Period. Which only makes the removed stuff more horrifying.
About...a billion times more corporate advertising!
What we removed! (!?1!?)
Female Custom Skaters--actually, any female skaters at all! ...unless you have the PS3 version. (!?)
Create A Park Mode --why would you rem--no, seriously..what? Why would you take this out, when you've added diagonally played objects in the mini-puzzle mode, and all sorts of new missions, and things I just gaze at longingly?
A good deal of the height/size modifiers in create-a-skater, period, end of story, are gone. There's an eerie amount o
Streaming level design--They added this in American Wasteland for the GC, but we don't get it in this one for the PS2? What? --WHAT?-- Apparently it's in the XBOX 360 and PS3 versions, so meh, I guess.
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Anyway, to sum it up, Project 8 is what happens when you have three jars full of honey. You unscrew two lids, and you fill it with sugar. Then you fill all three with some spices. Then you proceed to add some angry bees, and put the lids back on.
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