Morior
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Granted, but no one is quite sure what you're talking about.

I wish I was quite sure what he was talking about.

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The sparrows are flying again.

It's peaceful here. But I won't be lulled. I'm unlullable.

Sillyman
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You are, but the knowledge drives you insane.

I wish for a hot pastrami sandwich.

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UrAvgAzn
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You find a hot pastrami sandwich on the middle of a busy street. Driven by your hunger, you run out to get it, managing to avoid all the cars (although one beeped its horn at you so loud, you think you are deaf) and you hobble back to the sidewalk with your sandwich. It burns your hand.

I wish I had some corn.

Keep posting,

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Drgamer
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Granted, but it's just like VIRTUAL LIFE SERVER ONE and has been forgotten for awhile. So as a result it's all moldy and old and yucky. You end up getting Salminila from it because for some reason it was dipped in Peanut Butter.

I wish UrAvgAzn would stop ignoring my PM's to UPDATE a certain game. Apparently he lives in a reality where 'Right now' means... Much Much Later

Sillyman
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He stops ignoring them and instead politely asks you to stop being rude, like I am subliminally doing now.

I wish UrAvgAzn got the joke involved in my previous wish... nah, I wish for permanent, everlasting, beneficial world peace.

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halyavin
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Granted, world is a peaceful now. That's why you can't kill a single monster in DROD!

I wish to see another The City Beneath screenshot.

NiroZ
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halyavin wrote:
Granted, world is a peaceful now. That's why you can't kill a single monster in DROD!

I wish to see another The City Beneath screenshot.

Perhaps this one? (hmm, might be the first wish which has been truly granted.) The catch is that you have to find it

I wish that more people would enter this months contest, there's only a week to go!(oh, god, I can see the reply to this already.)

Morior
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Granted- as long as you realize that the more entries to judge, the longer the judging takes. And 1,000,000,000 entries could take quite a while.

I wish I got the pastrami joke.

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It's peaceful here. But I won't be lulled. I'm unlullable.

Pinnacle
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Granted, but it wasn't funny.

I wish 97.3 == 100.

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Twice (adv.): Once too often.
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Morior
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Granted- Congratulations! You just ruined the work of hundreds of mathematicians worldwide and across time! Civilization has been reduced to Stone Age-level mathematics-wise! Yay!

I wish I wasn't consistent wasting my wishes to fix corrupted wishes.

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The sparrows are flying again.

It's peaceful here. But I won't be lulled. I'm unlullable.

Sillyman
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Granted, you are now inconsistent with it. 95% of the time you attempt to make a wish, the post gets DELORTED.

I wish more people visited my Forum.

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NiroZ
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Sillyman wrote:
Granted, you are now inconsistent with it. 95% of the time you attempt to make a wish, the post gets DELORTED.

I wish more people visited my Forum.

Granted, but now they are all discovered to be spam intolerant.

I wish I didn't have to edit this post in order to make this wish.

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Briareos
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NiroZ wrote:
I wish I didn't have to edit this post in order to make this wish.

Granted. In Soviet Russia, post edits YOU!

I wish I hadn't resorted to rehashing that lame a joke...

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DGM
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Briareos wrote:

NiroZ wrote:
I wish I didn't have to edit this post in order to make this wish.

Granted. In Soviet Russia, post edits YOU!

I wish I hadn't resorted to rehashing that lame a joke...

Granted. Instead, joke rehashes YOU!

I wish I were already an expert in python...

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Znirk
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DGM wrote:
I wish I were already an expert in python...

Granted. You are now an expert (flower arranger, in case you were wondering), and you're in a python. Enjoy.

My wish is for the birds.

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Fafnir
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The birds attack you. Alfred Hitchcock is nearby with a camera, and makes a(nother) fortune.

I wish I was a super-strong cyborg with free will and functioning limbs.

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Absolute stupidity
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Syntax
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Looks like you already are avatar wise...

Oh... Did I miss something?

Oh right, corrupt a wish. Well, you wish you were you and realise you actually are and that you've achieved all your dreams. Depressing place to be.

I wish for a single chance.

Sillyman
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Righto. You now have one chance instead of the 3 you would normally have.

I wish that this wish could not be corrupted, and somehow made the world a better place.

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DGM
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Sillyman wrote:
Righto. You now have one chance instead of the 3 you would normally have.

I wish that this wish could not be corrupted, and somehow made the world a better place.

Except that you're wishing for two seperate things there, and since you only get one wish only the first part counts. Your wish can't be corrupted because it does nothing but protect itself from corruption. So much for helping the world.

As for me, seeing as how the only thing I got out of my last wish was mastery of the highly marketable skill of floral arrangement (and I'm getting digested by a python to boot), I wish I could get my money back on this <bleep>ing wish-granting genie.

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DGM
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Syntax wrote:
Looks like you already are avatar wise...

That's Samus Aran, the main character from the Metroid series of games. She's not a cyborg, but is actually wearing powered combat armor.

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Fafnir
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Here's your cheque for $0, sir. Have a nice day!

I wish terrorism didn't exist.

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Absolute stupidity
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Morior
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Ooh. You don't even want to know what you just caused to happen. It's too horrible. I can't type it.

I wish that wish hadn't been made.

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The sparrows are flying again.

It's peaceful here. But I won't be lulled. I'm unlullable.

Bingbing
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I wish that this wish would not be granted. If that won't work, then I wish that I gain no rank points.

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Monkey
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(no, I'm not replying to Bingbing.)
Since this thread has been necroed, I wish I could have all the potato chips I wanted.
Edit: Okay, I'll corrupt it.
Wish 1: Granted, but I didn't follow your wish, so it was granted.
It kinda corrupted itself.
Wish 2: Granted. You don't get rank points. Not on this post, anyway. Somebody mod Bingbing down now! (Gaining negative rank points.)

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Znirk
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Granted. From now on, each new potato chip produced anywhere on the planet is first delivered to you, so you can decide whether or not you want it. This is how you spend sixty-three hours per day for the rest of your life.
Oh, wait, a day's shorter than that. Well then, the increasingly soggy backlog accumulates in your yard.

I wish nobody's head exploded, ever again.

zonhin
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Granted. Now all zombie movies ever made suck.

I wish for enough computer games to last me a lifetime.

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And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
Till time went and told me to say hello but wave goodbye

Briareos
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zonhin wrote:
I wish for enough computer games to last me a lifetime.

You get addicted to World of Warcraft - that's enough for a lifetime, since you play it 15 days straight and die of dehydration...

I wish smilies were square instead of round.

np: Kettel - Through Friendly Waters (Re: Through Friendly Waters)

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NiroZ
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Monkey wrote:
(no, I'm not replying to Bingbing.)

er... why not? I can't see any rules that is is breaking, other than not replying to the previous posters wish, which is hardly an offence considering it's a necro.

@Briareos
Granted, now all smiles are square instead of round. But of course, they are based on real human faces, which means that we are all blockheads! Well done.

I wish that I could get rid of this flu which has been bugging me for the last week, without getting sick from anything else.

zonhin
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Granted. But now all of the bacteria in your body dies, leaving you unable to properly digest food. You die several days later.

I wish for NiroZ to undo his wish... it was pretty depressing

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I looked at the world through apple eyes
And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
Till time went and told me to say hello but wave goodbye

Bingbing
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Granted, but now he decides to blow your house up as his wish instead.

I wish that everything that could ever go wrong would happen to me.

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I don't know what to put here.