The Stew Boy
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Granted, but you have a lot more negative points.

I wish nothing bad is going to happen after this post.

silver
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Okay, but now nothing can happen at all, because anything can be interpreted as bad by someone. Fortunately, I've taken the liberty of putting you in a different universe (wherein nothing happens) so as not to reduce all of existence to a frozen moment in time for the rest of us.

I wish that no one would corrupt my wishes.


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Briareos
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silver wrote:
I wish that no one would corrupt my wishes.

I'm sorry to tell you, but your wishes just got run over by an out-of-control UPS truck where the driver forgot to pull the handbrake when delivering a package...

I wish I had a cent for every crappy CD ever sold.

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The Stew Boy
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Granted, but it's fake money.

I wish I was top in all subjects at school.

krammer
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Granted, but now your friends shun you and people only talk to you because they want help with homework.

I wish I could get my degree without working for it.

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Briareos
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krammer wrote:
Granted, but now your friends shun you and people only talk to you because they want help with homework.

I wish I could get my degree without working for it.

Granted, but you'll have to transfer 10.000 USD to a Nigerian bank account that I'll PM you about...

I wish I knew why I haven't been modded up a single time in almost a week - even though I gave a few hints in H&S that led to a solution...

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The Stew Boy
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Granted, you now know. It doesn't help, though.

I wish that the wish I'm wishing now won't come true.

Citrus
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Granted!

I wish that all the McDonald's in the world would close to give way to a better resturant chain.

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zex20913
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Granted, but the only difference is that they give bigger ketchup packets.

I wish to get to work on time.

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jamesdenem
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Granted, you got to work on time and learn that they are going bankrupt and you are now out of a job.

Luckily for me, the big hairy moles all ran away due to their fear of humans.

I wish that I could understand what both humans and animals are saying, and also be able to talk back to them.

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Briareos
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jamesdenem wrote:
I wish that I could understand what both humans and animals are saying, and also be able to talk back to them.

Unfortunately it turns out that all that dialogue in reality is just reruns of some crappy sitcom from Beta Persei 1 that jumped the shark lightyearseons ago...

I wish it was 15:40 already so I could go home...

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Bunches
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Granted, but your house blows up.

I wish my ear didn't hurt.

Lst6
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Granted, now your toe hurts.

I wish that wishes were true.

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Briareos
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Lst6 wrote:
Granted, now your toe hurts.

I wish that wishes were true.

Granted, but the black helicopters will be coming for you Any Minute Now(TM).

I wish I knew what I actually wanted to wish...

np: Populous - Good Music&Indian Food (Being Kurtwood)

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eytanz
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Briareos wrote:

I wish I knew what I actually wanted to wish...

You really want to wish that a rash in a really embarassing place will go away, and you (and the rest of the world) discover that when it's broadcast on every major news channel.

I wish there was an English word that rhymed with orange.

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Pinnacle
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Granted, but it's extremely offensive.

I wish I could fly.
This one's too easy...

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Bunches
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Granted, but you fall to the ground after 1 second.

I wish my toe didn't hurt.

eytanz
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Granted, but now your eat hurts.

I wish I hadn't just written that.

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Lst6
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Granted, but then the police comes and arrests you for stealing as in one bank someone stole 100 billion dollars.

I wish I would stop replying as I have other things to do.

Edit: post collision Jason You will have to think another one.
Edit2: Same for you Bunches.

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Jason
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Granted, but you lost it all on gambling.

I wish... that there was a space ship smiley.

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Bunches
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Granted, but it takes so long to load that your not alowed to use it.

I wish that i didn't have frostbite.

Cedhric
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Lst6 wrote:
I wish I would stop replying as I have other things to do.

Granted, the entire worldwide power grid collapses rendering you incapable of replying to any DROD posts.

I wish that I had 3 more wishes!

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Bunches
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Granted, but a freak tsunami knocks the whole thing down.

I wish i had my leg back.

Lst6
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Granted, they sent you the leg in a package, but the leg arrives broken.

I wish that in the mellenfral contest they would start commenting the entries.

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Lst6 wrote:
I wish that in the mellenfral contest they would start commenting the entries.

Granted, but then Erik takes the server on a bike tour again... oh noes!

I wish the light were on in my room.

np: Lali Puna - Don't Think (Monsters of Morr Music)

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jbluestein
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Briareos wrote:
I wish the light were on in my room.

Granted...24 hours a day. Plus, it hums in a very annoying way.

I wish I could have pasta for dinner tonight.




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Lst6
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Granted, but the sauce on it tastes horrible.

I wish I were rich without gambling.

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[OT: If someone grants your wish in a way that you find particularly amusing, why not mod them up? All that wish-granting is tough work, you know. In the spirit of this, I am now modding up Lst6.]

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Lst6
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Out of game: really good Idea jbluestein, I'll do the same from now on. There are really some funny answers who deserve a mod.

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eytanz
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Lst6 wrote:
Granted, but the sauce on it tastes horrible.

I wish I were rich without gambling.

Granted, but all your money is in a trust fund you cannot access until you are 87.

I wish I hadn't overslept this morning.

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