Znirk
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Introducing ... the fatcat!

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trick
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Oh no! Poor little fat cat is getting attacked by radioactive piranhas!



- Gerry

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Ooops ! The radioactive pyranias forgot that fishes cant survivie when they are not in water. The radiation vanished quickly after the fishes died.

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Poor kitty...outside whilst a thunderstorm rages.


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Luckyly she stands on a "Save-your-cat-from-electricity-pod" (c)

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Unfortunately, an attachment of a simple little piece of foil connected to the ground provides an alternate route of lower resistance, which then allows the cat to be zapped again.



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But there is a copper lightning rod nearer the cloud! All the cloud's energy is expended.

This is so obvious... I have a good mind and bad MS Paint skillz.

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But...it starts raining! And kittens can't hold umbrellas. And water conducts electricity...

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But then a gust of wind blew the rain out of kitty's desired location of sitting.

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Due to the excessive lightning, and lingering free roaming nutrinos, the radioactive parranha have reincarnated, mutated, grown legs and lungs. You can't see the lungs because they're on the inside, so you'll have to use your imagination, oh best beloved.

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Rather lucky for fat cat that all of the lightning and excessive neutrinos caused the radioactive pirahna to take up softshoe, create a hit Broadway group (Fish Out of Water), as well as causing them to lose all appetite for cat flesh. And meat.



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A local civil war reinactment troupe wandered over, and the John Wilkes Boothe actor mistook the pirhanas for Abraham Lincoln, and one of the bullets hit the cat.

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Indiana Jones hears the shots and runs over. Mistaking the fat kitten for Sean Connery, he uses water from the Holy Grail to heal the kitten. Whoops, too bad Sean Connery. Better luck next time.

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However, unbeknownst to everyone, Indiana Jones had been raplaced by an evil imposter, and the Holy Grail by an ordinary grail with poison in it, in a devious plot to kill the kitten! Meanwhile, the real Indiana Jones didn't mistake Sean Connery for the fat cat after all.

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Fortunately, Sean Connery comes flying to the rescue, ninja style. He quickly takes care of Indy, and also invokes a magic spell that makes the poison into cherry limonade with healing powers. Yay!



- Gerry

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Whoops! That's not Sean Connery, silly! That's Sir Anthony Hopkins, reprising his role as Dr. Lecter one last time. Look, he's decided on a nice filet-o-cat with a bottle of chianti! Where's the fava beans?

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Oh dear. Hannibal's axe appears to have become a table-tennis bat. How embarrassing.



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Oh no, it's one of those spinning blades from Indy's last movie, and the cat isn't penetant!!!



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But then, lightning strikes and destroys the spinning blade in a spectacular burst into a pile of ash.

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As a favor to his good friend, the Grim Reaper, Skeletor appears and touches the cat with Grim's deadly scythe. Everyone knows you can't avoid Grim himself. No more sweet dreams of clean litter boxes and fields of catnip for this kitty.

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But a odd looking tank just began to fire on the skeleton dude, hurting him and destroying his *sense* (the thing he has in the Hand, dont know the English word).

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Oh no, the destruction of Death's scythe caused a black hole to form! It's sucking everything up!


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Deploy the... I think it's a yellow button... it's usually flashing... it makes the engines go... WHOOSH!

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Fortunately, just before the cat was sucked into the event horizon of the black hole, it was promoted to the next layer of the drawing, so saving it from the destruction taking place on the background layer.

The background is possibly a bit too full now, so perhaps we'd better start again with a new cat anyway.



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The cat saved from the black hole, suddenly a very large weight appeared right above its head! Oh noes!


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Ooops ! Somebody swaped the weight units. In reality this thing above the cat has the weight of 400 gramms (0,4kg /12 oz). However the structural integrity of the cat is high enough to survive the impact of the thing without taking damage.

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Oh no! Our feline friend seems to have sunken deep into the ocean! Whatever shall we do ?



- Gerry

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But the cat slips on the soap, exposing its soft, crushable underbelly to the weight!

The weight is lower because... come on... basic force... comes from the planet... you all know this one...

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--just a note, you might want to make that not a .bmp, considering it's 700kb now.

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And lands again with perfect timing

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Take cover! Someone fed the kitty pop-rocks and soda!

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