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Here's the new kitten. Do I have to kill it in this post, or do I just introduce it?


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I shall both tally it, and add a suggestion to try to keep things relatively small. (Acid shower is an interesting idea, yes, but the image was a little large/a The Blob. The game is longer if there's still space to draw things.)

But for now, we have a new kitten to kill!

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Cyanide and catnip! How can it resist?


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Unfortunately, this cat is catnip-intolerant, and won't eat it, for fear of a long night on the toilet. O_o






QUESTION!!!! Is it legal for me to change my post, because I just thought of something way better, just as I posted this. :)

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It's too late now. Sorry.

The area right around his heart is filled with void. Which means that his heart is sucked into the void. Which means that it's gone.


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Suddenly, another not-so-catnip-intolerant cat came along. It ate the catnip, and died of cyanide poisoning. Magically, his soul flew over and filled the void in Kitty's heart. Aww www.




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A Greater Stone Of -1 Logic suddenly flies out of the air and hits the kitten on the head. Since it changes the fabric of existence so 1=0, existence becomes so illogical that this particular kitten can no longer exist.


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Fortunately, Captain Logic came around and pointed out that such a stone can not exist, as it is one stone, and it's existence negates itself before the -1 logic can spread to other nearby objects or creatures.



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Oh no! It's Captain Logic's lifelong nemesis, Commander Chaos! Unless he's stopped, Captain Logic will be prevented from paradoxing the stone out of existence, and the stone will be free to illogilize the cat! The horror!



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Fortunately, a mysterious stasis bubble has appeared around Commander Chaos, making him effectively useless.



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Commander Chaos, however, uses his telekinetic abilities and summons an evil mushroom pin of death to burst the bubble and cloud Captain Logic's mind with its hallucinating spores.



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I can't even tell if the cat's in danger anymore.
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I agree with Banjooie.


So then, the artist got lazy, and crumpled up the paper into a neat little ball. :D



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I'm posting links to all the killed, saved, or cat-gamed kittens. They're on my website. The individual images should be promoted to "Page" as soon as I find the time to use a working browser.

Cat #1 [Cat Game]

My kill/save will come shortly.

EDIT: Er, from the looks of it, this looks like a cat game. You can't really kill a kitten if half of it's a ball, and people seem to be giving up.

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If my last post wasn't clear enough, I call cat game.
Also, here's my site listing the killed/saved/tied cats.

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Seconded. And that roach in the corner of Erik's basement is thirding the motion as well. Anybody got a large flyswatter I can borrow?

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Uhh...so who posts the next kitten?
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Anybody can post the next kitten, or anybody can make a kitten of their own. First come first serve there.

Or, you could use the "base kitten" in the first post.

Or, I could instate a rule saying that the person who got "cat-called" must post the next kitten.

2/3 says you're up, cheese.

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I move that when it becomes impossible to tell whether the kitten is staying alive or dying, we declare a Schr÷dinger.

Also, here kitty kitty.
[edit: Thanks. Here we goooo ...]

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Right click the attachment and select something like "copy link"
Then, add this into your post:
[img] Insert the attachment link here [/img]

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I stick ice picks in the kitty's eyes.

(If you want to get rid of the blood mess, just take the original kitten and paste over the blood.)

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Note to all parties involved: There are updated scores and a new rule (4.5). It allows for more Kills/Saves.

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Except by ice picks, you meant tooth picks. Kitty also happened to be balancing a ketchup packet on his face, which burst upon enterance of the toothpicks.




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Someone posted this song on another forum:

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When the game of life makes you feel like quittin',
It helps a lot if you kill a kitten
Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin,
You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten.

There's no crime that you'll be commitin'
I know the law, you can kill a kitten.
If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'
Youll get plenty when you kill a kitten

Feed it turpentine, or break its spine,
Crush it with your shoe, as long as you...
Kill a kitten

If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,
She'll like you better when you kill a kitten
To quote the bible, cause that's where it's written
If yee loveth Jesus, yee must kill a kitten

Flush it down the can, hit it with your van,
Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake
Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine
Stick some TNT up its cat booty
Do what you must do, as long as you...
Kill a kitten

Killing kittens isn't easy,
And if the thought makes you feel queasy,
Grab a pitchfork from the shed,
And kill a puppydog instead!
Kill a kitten, kill a kitten, for a mitten
Kill a kitten


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Unfortunatly the man with the french fries is a Chinese... and likes cats... and knows the old spray & lighter trick.



One question :

The cat is killed if now another person in the next 30 minutes posts another killing thing ? Or did I get that wrong ?

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Perhaps the rule is a bit weird...I don't really like it either, but I think it's essential.

Basically, if two people try to Kill the kitten at or around the same time (within a reasonable amount of time to draw) then the kitten is Killed (Saved respectively).

Rule 4.5 allows for an alternate Killing/Saving method.

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Sub Zero comes along in the nick of time, encasing the hungry Chinese man in a column of ice before the lethal spray can consume the kitten.
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Unfortunatly a bomber lost his bombs right above the spot where the cat is.



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Whoops! Looks like the bomber shouldn't have went for the classics! These bombs are duds.
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But by an amazing series of coincidences (and strong gusts of wind), the bombs only hit SubZero, Frozenguy and the puddle of ketchup. (They don't explode, of course -- they were lost accidentally, and aren't armed.)



A´! I seem to have saved my own kitten! How embarrassing.

A new kitten will follow in a separate post.

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