bdwing
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 288
Registered: 02-16-2003
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Re: Vending machine (+2)
The Neanderthal takes a step toward you. He holds his club tightly.
Suddenly, in the distance, the Neanderthal spots a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater. He drops his club and runs away.
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It occurs to me that you may not know what all is in your inventory.
You have everything which came out of the machine which was not put back into the machine. To wit:
'shrooms
a footstool
a hole full of people and broken WARNING signs
a jalepeno...on a stick
no cookies
a frog
15785 at the drod HQ
a mob of angry gimme-those-gnats
an illegal chair fight
printed DROD source
an Eighth of community
a robot made out of the parts of the smart phone
a path that is 27900 miles long
dirt
10 halphs
the collector's DVD edition of "The A-Team"
A person on that ship who drinks some lemonade and goes [boom] and it sinks
graphite
a box
Wood
the words "Slaying Time"are uttered out, and then a hook sticks out...at you
a map of the 'NeatherLands
a bad idea
a bad implementation of that idea, complete with a cease and desist order from someone else (note capitalisation) who already implemented it twice as bad and fears for their market
aglets
new Nestle's product
a loaf of madness
I don't know what you got, but I know I don't want any
a quarter of a pizza
a cave man
a hokey poke in your right leg
5 60 cent coins
reggae music, and a long pole
the technicians remains, in gruesome black & white & gray
a call to his[your] sponsor
a spare semicolon
20 pounds of chunky butter
a loud scream
a pet roach
an acronym that has three times as many syllables as letters
27 deli sandwiches complete with spicy mustard and banana peppers and a side order of kosher dill pickles and cole slaw
a note of vanilla
a frostbite madness
class version 0.1
bits of goo, mud, tar, and gel
a glass ball almost completely filled with water. Inside is a small, framed kitsch painting of what appears to be your kitchen
the hind legs of a snake
some crazy app
a copy of Windows Nyan
the thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
no tea
a peach eating a cupcake
Zeno's paradox
an 8 that has fallen and can't get up
a ball with Memory Alpha's list of acceptable sources on it
a fist-size clod of dirt
a contest
Cupcakes of Catan
either a chocolatey meat or a meaty chocolaty pile of chewed stuff
a free trip to Hungary
a hovercraft, but unfortunately it's full of eels
new York
a room full of tyres
thing your niece gave you which you don't know what it is
a sperm whale and a bowl of petunias
a plate of delicious wild haggis with neeps and spuds, cooked in the traditional manner
this modern choir
Al Gore yelling about retreating glaciers and a general sense of unease that maybe this was your fault
the vending machine repairman
a penny golem, and some knocking which may or may not be morse code
a fixed vending machine, although then it suddenly becomes faulty again
a little white glowing ball
yourself between a rock and a hard piece of metal
a long, cool woman in a black dress
the carbon dioxide you exhale
a wonderful song
the cold-hearted orb that rules the night
a white room with black curtains near the station
a clock that's been smashed into a million little pieces
a plastic ingot and a lot of shiny brown-black ribbon
a carrot mother that looks like it's about to spawn
a dumb card
... nothing
a few drops of my blood
knowledge and power beyond your wildest imagination
the Sahara Desert
Carrot Top
the contents from someone else's central vac collection bin
a copy of the movie Altered States on DVD
the sheep that Dolly was a clone of
an explosion and sudden lack of vending machine
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In the words of Cyndi Lauper:
"Until it ends, there is no end."
[Last edited by bdwing at 06-10-2012 04:13 AM : The Neanderthal, not being much of a people person is, in fact, a purple person.]
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