swann_88
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 87
Registered: 06-29-2003
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You ought to apply to our clan, the smitemaster guild.

after vacation I will

S1aY3R
Level: Roachling
Rank Points: 10
Registered: 07-16-2004
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I'm new to these forums. I'm a level 12 (almost 13) saucerer named S1aY3R. I have a clan named <+XYZZY+> and a store named The Dope Den. Currently my equipment consists of the Star Garb, Jarlsberg Earring, and Badass Belt. Does anyone know of equipment stronger than Power 150 (Star Garb)?
Also I have a 20 pound Blood-Faced Volleyball as a familiar with 613 kills. You'll see me in chat a lot. Let me know if you've seen me so I can add you to my contacts.

SKWERLL
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 77
Registered: 02-22-2004
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File: Oldchatpane.JPG (43 KB)
Downloaded 155 times.
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The horror that is the OLD CHAT


[Edited by SKWERLL on 07-27-2004 at 03:42 AM GMT]

[Edited by SKWERLL on 07-27-2004 at 03:43 AM GMT: guess trying to "fix" it didn't work out too well]

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SKWERLL? MORE LIKE THE DORK CHEESE!

The best hold in the world!

SKWERLL
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 77
Registered: 02-22-2004
IP: Logged

Hmmm... strange. Whenever I go to THIS KoL FORUM TOPIC it keeps downloading that old chat attachment over and over again.

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SKWERLL? MORE LIKE THE DORK CHEESE!

The best hold in the world!

gds
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 50
Registered: 02-06-2004
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Fez:

gamer_extreme_101
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1939
Registered: 03-07-2004
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I just started playing this yesterday, and I love it! Currently I am gamer_extreme_101 playing as an Level 3 Accordian Thief. This game rocks!

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masonjason
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 349
Registered: 12-29-2003
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You should apply to our clan if you haven't already.

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gamer_extreme_101
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1939
Registered: 03-07-2004
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Just did. Thanks!

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gamer_extreme_101
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1939
Registered: 03-07-2004
IP: Logged

Hooray! I'm in the clan!

gamer_extreme_101 (#163816)
Accordian Thief
Level 3 - Zydeco Rogue
Statistics:
Current Hit Points: 10
Maximum Hit Points: 42 (base: 12)

Current Mojo Points: 2
Maximum Mojo Points: 3

Muscle: 6
Mysticality: 5
Moxie: 11
Meat: 219
Turns Played: 120

Equipment:

Hat: Oriole-feather headdress (Power: 15)
Weapon: stolen accordion (Power: 10)
Pants: mariachi pants (Power: 10)
Accessory: continuum transfunctioner

Effects:
Bloody Hand (3)
Jabañero Saucesphere (762)
Reptilian Fortitude (507)
Astral Shell (260)
Jalapeño Saucesphere (1542)

Accomplishments:

You have completed your training with the Toot Oriole.
You have helped defend the Gourd.

Rock on....can't wait until the next day starts...

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Nillo
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 550
Registered: 01-04-2004
IP: Logged

I started listening to KoL Radio a while ago.
They played Stress by Jim's Big Ego today.

I can't remember the name of the song, but I did hear the words "This is'nt the greatest song in the world, no, this is just a tribute" somewhere...

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“Folks say that if you listen real close at the height of the full moon, when the wind is blowin' off Nantucket Sound from the nor' east and the dogs are howlin' for no earthly reason, you can hear the awful screams of the crew of the 'Ellie May,' a sturdy whaler Captained by John McTavish; for it was on just such a night when the rum was flowin' and, Davey Jones be damned, big John brought his men on deck for the first of several screaming contests.”

DiMono
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1184
Registered: 09-13-2003
IP: Logged

That's Tribute by Tenacious D.

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Deploy the... I think it's a yellow button... it's usually flashing... it makes the engines go... WHOOSH!

S1aY3R
Level: Roachling
Rank Points: 10
Registered: 07-16-2004
IP: Logged

Tenacious D is great. Jack Black does a good job. My saucerer is level 15 now. I have less meat than before (650k or so)

If any of you use IRC, check out irc.halca.org
I'm one of the netadmins. I can be found in almost any channel, but try #halca.
Hopefully someone decides to stop by

b0rsuk
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 489
Registered: 11-23-2003
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...and my character is:

Windowlicker, the Mariachi Larcenist

Pratty funny game I must say. The Haunted Pantry monsters rock !

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Nillo
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 550
Registered: 01-04-2004
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Fun fact:
If you google for "kingdom of loathing forum", this topic shows up first.

Yay, we're famous!

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“Folks say that if you listen real close at the height of the full moon, when the wind is blowin' off Nantucket Sound from the nor' east and the dogs are howlin' for no earthly reason, you can hear the awful screams of the crew of the 'Ellie May,' a sturdy whaler Captained by John McTavish; for it was on just such a night when the rum was flowin' and, Davey Jones be damned, big John brought his men on deck for the first of several screaming contests.”

Mattcrampy
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 2388
Registered: 05-29-2003
IP: Logged

Wow.

Considering the YPP Kingdom of Loathing thread is going great guns as well. Weird.

Matt

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What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?

Mattcrampy
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 2388
Registered: 05-29-2003
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A friend tells me hell ramen and roll in the hays are going cheap. So perhaps you'd find that info useful.

And by 'cheap', he means 10 meat.

Matt

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b0rsuk
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 489
Registered: 11-23-2003
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Why exactly is Smitemaster Guild so popular ? Are they all DROD players ?

How does exactly guild system work ===> What happens to Mystical Hippy Stone if you join a guild ?

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ErikH2000
Level: Legendary Smitemaster

Rank Points: 2810
Registered: 02-04-2003
IP: Logged

b0rsuk wrote:
Why exactly is Smitemaster Guild so popular ? Are they all DROD players ?

It's pretty much all DROD players. Joining a guild has some really obvious advantages. There is a big stash that contains so many items that you can usually find whatever you want from it. There is gym where you can increase your stat points. There is a calendar with sexy stick figure girls.

How does exactly guild system work ===>

You can only join one guild. It just ends up being another location you can visit. There are some aspects to guilds that require more explanation such as clan warfare, but it's not so complex. Just join up and look around a bit.

What happens to Mystical Hippy Stone if you join a guild ?

Nothing. Where you choose to break the stone or not is an independent decision.

-Erik

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The Godkiller - Chapter 1 available now on Steam. It's a DROD-like puzzle adventure game.
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Stuwy
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 212
Registered: 04-10-2003
IP: Logged

Ghost pickle on a stick familiars are selling like hotcakes. I sold 3 for 70000 meat and all were bought in a minute!

Nillo
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 550
Registered: 01-04-2004
IP: Logged

Stuwy wrote:
Ghost pickle on a stick familiars are selling like hotcakes. I sold 3 for 70000 meat and all were bought in a minute!

You can't find them in the game anymore.

In other words, sooner or later they will be worth millions.

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“Folks say that if you listen real close at the height of the full moon, when the wind is blowin' off Nantucket Sound from the nor' east and the dogs are howlin' for no earthly reason, you can hear the awful screams of the crew of the 'Ellie May,' a sturdy whaler Captained by John McTavish; for it was on just such a night when the rum was flowin' and, Davey Jones be damned, big John brought his men on deck for the first of several screaming contests.”

Doom
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3390
Registered: 07-05-2004
IP: Logged

I started playing this weird game... I'm level 3 turtle tamer called Delvin. (Doom and few others were used...)

How do I join a clan? I want to join smitemaster's guild...

gamer_extreme_101
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1939
Registered: 03-07-2004
IP: Logged

Head to Seaside Town and look for the Clan District. Search for Smitemaster and apply to our clan. Easy as that!

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Doom
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3390
Registered: 07-05-2004
IP: Logged

Well, I tried it earlier but I guess, I didn't get accepted.
Do I need to send the leader a message or something first?

gamer_extreme_101
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1939
Registered: 03-07-2004
IP: Logged

Ooops. Forgot about that. Yes, just message saxogds letting him know you are a DRODer.

-Patrick

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Stuwy
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 212
Registered: 04-10-2003
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Nillo wrote:

Stuwy wrote:
Ghost pickle on a stick familiars are selling like hotcakes. I sold 3 for 70000 meat and all were bought in a minute!

You can't find them in the game anymore.

In other words, sooner or later they will be worth millions.

Grab a few spectral pickles from Boozerbear's shop while they sell out.

gds
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 50
Registered: 02-06-2004
IP: Logged

Doom wrote:
Well, I tried it earlier but I guess, I didn't get accepted.
Do I need to send the leader a message or something first?

Oops, sorry. Every now and then I look at the list of applicants and unless somebody has messaged me and shown he was a DroDer or posted on these board, I just deny all application.

Just reapply and I'll let you in this time.

b0rsuk
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 489
Registered: 11-23-2003
IP: Logged

Is this just me, or the Clan Gym is just a waste of time, unless you want to create a "PvPBoobytrap" - never increase your main attribute ?
I get 3 (three) stat points there at most, while in Limerick Dungeon it's 3-6 and I don't feel like a coward.

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masonjason
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 349
Registered: 12-29-2003
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The number of stat points you get per turn in the gym increases as you level up. But yes, it is fairly pointless all through the game, except when you want someone to babysit your account.

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b0rsuk
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 489
Registered: 11-23-2003
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I can't think of anything deadly happening to me in Haiku, Limerick Dungeon, or Hidden Temple. Not that hard to babysit. ( other than having your arm severed and barely feeling it, because you are so beefy and actually gain Strenghtliness in such way... lol).
So unless the gain from haiku/limerick/temple is never increases, I don't see a point in Gym.

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masonjason
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 349
Registered: 12-29-2003
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b0rsuk wrote:
So unless the gain from haiku/limerick/temple is never increases, I don't see a point in Gym.

It doesn't increase. But the real attraction of the gym for babysitters is that it saves real-world time.

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