Drizzo wrote:
I mean, Koala bears are endangered and protected by law but they must be stopped. Sure they may look all cute and bearish... but they're really vicious marsupials, stoned to the gills on eucalyptus and trying to push their drugs on our children via cough drops and menthol cigarettes. We must act now before its too late!
For our safety and the safety of future generations, please kick a koala today. thank you.
You're thinking of drop bears. Koalas are perpetually docile.
And yes, I said
docile. Not anything else.
On the topic of the adult forum stuff, it's just so dang depressing, which I'm sure wasn't the intention of all this. On the one hand, people get offended by things, but then someone somewhere will be offended by
anything. I know people who find the idea of people talking on the Internet instead of outside on the real world with real people, dammit, rather distressing. So you're all making people cry. Shame on you.
On the other hand, while we do have some young members here, which does complicate the whole thing. I know how I wanted to be treated when I was younger, and it would insult 10-year-old me to be told that no, you're not mature enough to handle this. On the other hand, I doubt I would be mature enough, although that's more because the Life Education giraffe in primary school reinforced a belief I've always had and continue to hold.
And as things go, I'm pretty tolerant. For one thing, I will never, ever be offended by suicide jokes (oblique!). But it occurs that, using the power of hyperbole, if we don't stop now, where will it end? I certainly don't want any mopy semi-goths on the DROD board talking about how depressing being so deep is, without ever thinking about what 'deep' means. Actually, I don't want anyone thinking it's okay to go on about that stuff here, otherwise I'll be forced to think of you as a weirdo and prank you mercilessly.
I doubt Erik wants that sort of talk here either.
Matt
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