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My cats catch the stuff in their cups and give it to the next poster disguised as tea.

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Limecat, our brave and cat-like hero slowly tests the tea with his paw, and then drinks.

Now, note that no one has heard Limecat actually express anything verbally before, however a low voice, clearly coming from the cat echoes through the room:

"A tad weak if you ask me".

Suddenly the walls crumble and the ground shakes. The oceans rise, then fall, and then are gone, what land is left topples into the great, fiery crater, as the land reaches lower and lower altitudes, the ground begins shattering due to the sheer air pressure exerted on it.

The site is strangely beautiful, however no one can see it. No one except for the next poster that is, who is standing on a round and sturdy yet small piece of land miraculously still intact.

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game over, Snacko wins

Giegue returns to space in his ship, leaving the playing field.

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Edit: Whoops, ocean's gone, hang on.

Luckily, I'm still floating above the planet in my lovely lovely spaceship. Good thing I ended day!

I go to the land of the electroplankton and toss a purple pikmin at the next poster.

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Kirby inhales pikmin and gets pimin ability. Kirby grows a flower on his head and next poster is stunned at the beauty of the flower.

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Stick figure has no emotion.
Stick figure aims a pebble launcher at the next poster. Next poster is annoyed, charges stick figure, and accidentally gets a pebble lodged in his/her/its eye.

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Oh wow there goes half the camera.

Ah well, not that big a deal.

I grab a pebble in mid air and toss it at the next poster.

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The pebble, miraculously, hits Limecat. He is not pleased, yet after the day's events, he has learned that there are perhaps more important things than making it known you are not pleased. As he walks he notices, for the first time, the complex patterns formed by the life preserving star we call the sun, and then creates many shapes to change the light.

Over the years he played with the beautiful force that he had never noticed before, reflecting it, refracting it, causing it to split into a breathtakingly clear palette of colors, and then blocking it, delighted at the cool shade. He pondered the fact that he could take such pleasure in both the presence and the relative absence of this force, and quickly realized that there is not anything objectively wonderful in life. He considered being depressed about this, but instead decided that it meant he could make a world all the more whole.

He next created water. The water was the catalyst for the last world's destruction, and he knew that it was the basis of most life, especially what he was interested in. Perhaps the others would mock him, the lonely, sentimental old cat who played with energy for a century. He didn't care, he could create something worth creating ,could do something worth doing.

He next created the next poster, and he loved that poor, stupid creature though he could not speak to it, as he knew what would happen should he break his silence.

Instead the cat stood, looking down at his world, loving it though he knew it was not the world. He had been selfish, destroying and creating all kinds of matter for his amusement.

As he looked upon his world, the cat felt an unfamiliar feeling: a tinge of regret as he suddenly realized he was looking at nothing but a dream within a dream within a dream...

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Unsurprisingly, Limecat is in dreamland, the country on the planet Popstar where kirby lives. Kirby, being the arsonist that he is, sets fire to a petrol station while is Limecat is refueling his moped that he just created. The petrol station explodes propelling Limecat and his moped towards the next poster.

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Commence juggling the Limecat.

The moped, however, misses by a large margin and keeps flying. At the next poster.

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It is vaguely upsetting when you write a parable only to have someone cling onto the last sentence and put it in terms they understand.

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It is concretely upsetting when you interrupt a forum game for the purposes of entertainment because people are ignoring your pretentiousness.

(oh hey modpoint analogy)

.... can we get back now?

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"Clung onto the last sentence? What do you mean?", said kirby whilst attacking the next poster with a frying pan.

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"If you think anything that attempts in any way to be affecting pretentious, that's your fault. I was indicating the folly of those in power: the desire to recreate the past, and the isolation from the present this creates," explains Limecat to the next poster before the pan is immediately blown apart by the power of his lime, "if you think anything in this style is inherently self-important, then you've immediately disqualified a great deal of very well respected writing".

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Kirby reads some maths past papers

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While Kirby is reading math papers, stick figure slowly relocates Kirby into a volcano. Now done with Kirby, stick figure uses stick figure's helmet as a thermite container, lights it on fire, puts it next to the next poster, and runs.
Then I appear out of nowhere and slap stick figure for rehashing one of my attacks from the stabbing game, just with a helmet and not a knife. :P

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Kirby inhales the whole volcano along with surrounding villages and gets the volcano village ability. He uses it and creates a village where volcanos can live in harmony with Humans. But kirby, being the arsonist that he is, steals a B52 from a US airbase in North Carolina and flies over america dropping bombs randomly. Then kirby, being the mastermind that he is, realises he can't fly a B52 and parachutes out of it. sending the B52 flying towards the next poster....and kirby's volcano village.

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Limecat looks at the aircraft, not registering that if it hit, terrible things would happen.

Then Mr. T appears and pities the fool who tried to be a terrorist and then walks off, but accidentally collides with the next poster.

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07-06-2009 at 08:13 AM
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Stick figure gets run into for two damage. Stick figure casts Cure Light Wounds, and all is well.

Then suddenly, the ASCII mage that's next to stick figures invokes a mana storm on the next poster. Whether his possessions will be identified is yet to be known.

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Mana Storm hits Scroll Mimic! Scroll Mimic is unaffected! A Potion of Strength explodes! Scroll Mimic looks *REALLY* healthy!
Scroll Mimic bites next poster! It was a *GREAT* hit!
07-08-2009 at 07:42 AM
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My alien, because of his extremely resistant skin doesn't feel the bite, but knows that he is being bitten, he gets mad and teleports the next poster into oblivion!

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Foolish fool! You don't have the book necessary to cast Teleport Other! And you're only level four anyway! :angry
ASCII mage, however, does (well dur, he should have all the books if he can cast mana storm). And it just turns out that the next poster ends up in a Ancient Multi-Hued Dragon pit. Oh, and a good bit of Master Quylthulgs, for good measure. Stick figure gets ASCII mage popcorn as they watch the next poster get atomized.
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Having enough AC to nullify every attack and 100% resistance to everything, Square Steel Vampire stands in the middle of the Ancient Multi-Hued Dragons' pit looking intimidating and being ignored by the universe. Unable to move, Square Steel Vampire bites next poster (Telepathically I tell you!).

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Ouchies, 50% damage. Ah well, I'll just eat a tomato. DELICIOUS.

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Stick figure casts Resist Fire while wearing a ring of fire resistance, and the damage gets knocked down to a paltry 12. Stick figure can regenerate that faster than you can attack, fool!
Therefore, stick figure casually walk up to the electrode, and hits it with a Sprocket Wrench of Extra Attacks (2d3) (+5,+7) (+3) {wtf?}, slaying it. Meanwhile, ASCII mage has a Ring of Speed (+30) {=D}, a good 401 mana to use, and an acid ball that does 140 damage, and only costs 15 mana.
*BLAMLAMLAMLAMLAMLAMetc*
The next poster just took 3920 damage. :D

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And yet... I'm still alive, since you aren't dealing any knockback. Hooray for Heart Containers!

I toss an assist trophy in the general vicinity of the next poster.

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Since the trophy wasn't aimed well, one of the Ancient Multihued Dragons in the Ancient Multihudead Dragons' pit is hit with it and dies, scaring all other and making them leave the Square Steel Vampire all alone and sad - the surge of sadness and melancholy attacks the next poster rendering him or her sad and melancholious.

(And Monkey, could you please cut the *BLAMBLAM* by 1/3? I have horizontal scrollbar because of it. Thanks!)

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Kirby is about to get his stanley knife when suddenly he finds that there is still a piece of cake left for him to eat. His sadness disintegrates and he is saved from death just as the timer hits 00:00.

GAME!

SUDDEN DEATH!

The next poster has to fight a level 9 kirby in a sudden death match of super smash brothers melee.


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Skill 9? A good roguelike is always at skill 25*! I would make an awesome picture of stick figure holding a cannon that channeled mana into a giant laser, but you'll just have to imagine that part. For now.

ASCII mage abuses his 401 mana and mana regeneration to destroy the next poster with a never-ending barrage of magic missiles. And just in case it's still alive, ASCII mage then casts Meteor Storm to send the next poster flying towards the sun.
I then get a new avatar, to make stick figure and ASCII mage one.

*Note: for the record, I still haven't beaten any Angband variant (and if I did, it would be MAngband).

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Limecat is destroyed, but as the remains are hit by the meteor and bounce against the sun, they enter a black hole and the new Limecat becomes God of a fledgling world. He chooses the next poster as prophet.

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