Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
IP: Logged

Unfortunately (for you), I am not programmed in Python, but rather... y'know, I don't know! Probably C/C++/C#/ASM...

And so I use Jigglypuff's final smash on the next poster.

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Who, me?
FNORD

reyll3
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 33
Registered: 01-01-2007
IP: Logged

Monkey wrote:
I delete your barrel roll, and then I set the next poster to None, thereby rendering him/her/it useless.

Well, then i will TRY A SOMERSAULT to dodge it with Samus's ship.
And the next poster will be attacked by samus's Screw-You-Attack®

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A cat

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[Last edited by reyll3 at 11-08-2008 09:31 PM]

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
IP: Logged

Ouchies. Let me just counter that with this item right here...

Then I throw a pokeball in the face of the next poster. If that doesn't knock him out of the ring, the Snorlax inside surely will.

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Who, me?
FNORD

reyll3
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 33
Registered: 01-01-2007
IP: Logged

The pokeball diden't hurt samus because she has a helmet on.
And too bad the pokeball diden't open...

Now, i use a diffusion missile to freeze the next poster!

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A cat

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[Last edited by reyll3 at 11-08-2008 09:42 PM]

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

Luckily you got a useless "print" statement.
I use livewires to create a Nuke(damage = 100000, canEscapeScreen = True) that flies straight towards the next poster.

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lurking

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[Last edited by Monkey at 11-09-2008 07:33 PM]

RRodgers
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 33
Registered: 09-12-2008
IP: Logged

My avatar is a Quantum Mechanic, and uses his powers to make the nuke completely uncertain about its position.

>poof< Nuke pops out of existence.

...

>parp< Nuke pops into existence during 11-09-2008 at 09:31 PM (GMT+2). Heading straight towards the previous poster.

A wormhole opens just as the next poster happens by. The next poster is sucked in... spat back out again, and finds himself suddenly inconvenienced by a very angry dinosaur.

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[Last edited by RRodgers at 11-13-2008 05:24 PM]

reyll3
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 33
Registered: 01-01-2007
IP: Logged

mmm...a dinosaur huh? Whoa...it is kraid! i knew it! just let's use some super missiles in his mouth.
anyway,because kraid died, it dident affect me.

The next poster will have the metroid part of the B.S.L. research station that fell off the B.S.L. research station landing on your head. (can be mentally stimulating!)

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A cat

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
IP: Logged

Double tap left... and RUN FOR IT. Yay, escape!

Then I take off in my spaceship as night falls (on a still pond [of nitroglycerin {completely irrelevant}]).

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Who, me?
FNORD

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

BOOOOOOOOOM I get nuked and stuff. Good for me, though. *gets reinstalled as v2.6*
BOOM again! *reinstall*
Anyway, with that out of the way...
I throw a deadly TypeError at the next poster. Deeaaddllyy.

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lurking

zwetschenwasser
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 200
Registered: 05-22-2007
IP: Logged

catch Exception e {
printStackTrace;
}

>> sorry for my poor java syntax, haven't been programming for a few years!

I cast a mystical swirl of fleiss at the next victim.

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Currently working on GaTEB and KDD (never finished the silly thing).

Samuel
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 69
Registered: 07-08-2007
IP: Logged

Sorry for the bump but for this game i'll risk the mod down.
My super power cat cups deflect the attack and ray it on to the next poster

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I believe in everything until it's
disproved. So I believe in fairies,
the myths, dragons. It all exists,
even if it's in your mind. Who's to
say that dreams and nightmares
aren't as real as the here and now?
John Lennon

Kwakstur
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 385
Registered: 05-05-2006
IP: Logged

[pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew!]

Oh no!

PSI Shield ω! (reduces damage taken by 50% and reflects most of the attack at the next poster)

[pew pew pew pew pew!]

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Also known as ExpHP everywhere else.

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[Last edited by Kwakstur at 04-07-2009 12:02 AM]

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
IP: Logged

Fox! Down-B! Yaaaay!

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Who, me?
FNORD

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[Last edited by Sillyman at 04-07-2009 07:26 AM]

zwetschenwasser
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 200
Registered: 05-22-2007
IP: Logged

Exelcior.. muoribundus.. Aigexlit!

*tongues of fire dark as hell envelop and crush the soul of the next poster*

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Currently working on GaTEB and KDD (never finished the silly thing).

12th Archivist
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 789
Registered: 12-07-2008
IP: Logged

Being an Archivist with a shiny collar, I do not take the damage. An Archivist cannot die, lest the knowledge recently gained by that person be lost.

Instead, I back into a corner and repeat the Architect's Oath over and over again. This makes the next person go crazy.

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It was going well until it exploded.
~Scott Manley

Check out the DROD Wikia project here!

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
IP: Logged

I do not go crazy, since I have an output for my architect-like-energies: Level Editor!

I trap the next poster in a room full'o spikes. And a pit, for good measure.

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Who, me?
FNORD

Samuel
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 69
Registered: 07-08-2007
IP: Logged

My cats use their cups as a sheild and they escape. The next poster will be clobbered by the runaway cats.

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I believe in everything until it's
disproved. So I believe in fairies,
the myths, dragons. It all exists,
even if it's in your mind. Who's to
say that dreams and nightmares
aren't as real as the here and now?
John Lennon

lopsidation
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 176
Registered: 05-30-2008
IP: Logged

Ha! Misery just teleports away and drops a block on the next poster.

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"Happiness is like a cat. If you pay no attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap."

mxvladi
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 2505
Registered: 02-11-2008
IP: Logged

The golden greckle ignores block.

Golden greckle is so big that it will smash next poster

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
IP: Logged

And I roll away. Then I stand next to the next poster and use THUNDER!

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Who, me?
FNORD

Kwakstur
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 385
Registered: 05-05-2006
IP: Logged

[Performs an aerial dodge and uses one of the many Meteor Smash arial attacks Ness was given in Brawl. BOOM.]

Wait, Meteor? That gives me an idea.

[Beats Sephiroth and learns the ultimate spell Meteor]

Aw, this uses MP.

[Uses Cup of Lifenoodles on Sephiroth]

See that next poster? GET HIM!

[Sephy blows me to pieces and goes after next poster]



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Also known as ExpHP everywhere else.

Samuel
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 69
Registered: 07-08-2007
IP: Logged

My cats hide and use decoys, the next poster will be that decoy.

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I believe in everything until it's
disproved. So I believe in fairies,
the myths, dragons. It all exists,
even if it's in your mind. Who's to
say that dreams and nightmares
aren't as real as the here and now?
John Lennon

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
IP: Logged

Luckily, I'm a very dangerous decoy.

Form of... MARTH!

Ol' Sephiroth can't get within attack range in one turn, too bad for him.

So I send one of my many allied units at him... they attack and knock off half his lifebar. Woo.

Form of... RANDOM SUBSPACE EMISSARY MONSTER!

I charge at the next poster.

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Who, me?
FNORD

Kwakstur
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 385
Registered: 05-05-2006
IP: Logged

Really? One baseball bat smash attack and you're dead!


I divided by zero.
OH SHI-

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Also known as ExpHP everywhere else.

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
IP: Logged

I take advantage of that to set up a subspace bomb. Woo.

The next poster is trapped in this bomb.

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Who, me?
FNORD

Samuel
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 69
Registered: 07-08-2007
IP: Logged

My cats run away and sneak throuhg a crevice in a wall. And bump into the next poster, sending him/her pummeling down a cliff(richard).

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I believe in everything until it's
disproved. So I believe in fairies,
the myths, dragons. It all exists,
even if it's in your mind. Who's to
say that dreams and nightmares
aren't as real as the here and now?
John Lennon

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
IP: Logged

Gah, a pit! The one thing which can kill me! Luckily, though, I'm very floaty, being Kirby. I float back up and eat the next poster.

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Who, me?
FNORD

Samuel
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 69
Registered: 07-08-2007
IP: Logged

As my cats are slowly being digested throuhg Kirby they preceed to nibble away at its insides and eventually break free!They decide rather than being killed on impact at the bottom of the cliff they levitate over the cliff (richard). My cats will squash the next posters avatar as they land.

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I believe in everything until it's
disproved. So I believe in fairies,
the myths, dragons. It all exists,
even if it's in your mind. Who's to
say that dreams and nightmares
aren't as real as the here and now?
John Lennon

Bobpie
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 54
Registered: 04-26-2007
IP: Logged

I had a calculator avatar, but I divided by zero, thus a blackhole is formed, next poster was sitting next to me when the blackhole was formed.

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

Stick figure doesn't abide to some of the laws of reality (specifically, gravity). Stick figure is unaffected.
Stick figure confuses next poster as to how stick figure functions. Next poster goes insane and gets thrown into an asylum.

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lurking

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[Last edited by Monkey at 07-01-2009 12:53 AM : flawless consistency must be kept]