wonkyth
Level: Goblin
Rank Points: 15
Registered: 06-18-2007
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Wonkyth then shoots Monkey with his Yamato Canon and turns him into gap-filler.

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"Satire denounces the world;
Wit penetrates it;
Humour accepts it;
But Nonsense Transforms it"
- Cedric Whitman
w.r.t. Aristophanes

Blooloo
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 34
Registered: 10-27-2007
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The binary code reprograms any enemy, logging in as root, thus controlling them through a command line.

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Kwerulous
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 340
Registered: 05-15-2008
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010100110110110101101001011101000110010100100001

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Pekka
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 302
Registered: 09-19-2007
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This thread already has everything in it, including the kitchen sink. I call for a truce!

RRodgers
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 33
Registered: 09-12-2008
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My avatar shaves himself over your sink, the plumbing bill bankrupts you.
My avatar forgot to brush his teeth today and laughs boisterously, with the result that the next poster's avatar gets fumigated.

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
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It fails to work. Robots just don't care.

Generic_Guy is bored, so sits down. IN A TANK!!!

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Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
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A tank? Pah. I have a ROCKET... which I escape in to let the monsters about kill your tank.

These monsters also happen to attack the next poster.

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Who, me?
FNORD

Lamkin
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 606
Registered: 08-17-2008
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The monsters have bored a plethora of holes in me, but I manage to survive.


I blow chunks at the next poster. (I never thought I'd ever type that.)

zwetschenwasser
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 200
Registered: 05-22-2007
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I command the stars into forming a wall of shimmering light that disintegrates your chunks of fetid cheese. Flipping through the spellbook of arcane might, I call down the spell of elephantine meteor shower on the next unwary poster:
Acreava,
cogitave,
mitieoro,
mortinexu.

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Currently working on GaTEB and KDD (never finished the silly thing).

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
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Whee, mini nuclear missile launchers are fun to play with! Your meteors meet the power of the REDEEMER! and get blown to pieces.
The next poster better watch out, because I'm guiding a nuke straight towards him/her/it!


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zwetschenwasser
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 200
Registered: 05-22-2007
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I cast the "oh no you didn't" spell which negates explosive action. Using the following words I cast the spell of disintegration on the next helpless poster:
Maxigaet,
Minigaet,
Disotegratix,
Monemnobxeitibo

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Currently working on GaTEB and KDD (never finished the silly thing).

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
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R solves everything.

In related news: Zelda casts Din's Fire at zwetshenwasser and the next poster. Fight magic with magic and all that ro... no wait, the stereotypically British mushroom belongs to Peach.

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Who, me?
FNORD

zwetschenwasser
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 200
Registered: 05-22-2007
IP: Logged

The wizard fails to look behind him and dies because of the flaming attack. However, his talisman of light necromancy revives his soul into the Astral Archmage of Talarius. He commands the cores of the stars themselves to incinerate the next poster.

Post Scriptum: The Astral Archmage of Talarius challenges the wizard known in ancient lore as Magister Imer to a wizardly duel in this avatarious battle arena.

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Currently working on GaTEB and KDD (never finished the silly thing).

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Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
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Oh dear, whatsoever shall I do, pestered by an attack that does damage but does not even attempt to fling me off the battlefield.

Furthermore... quoth the Pokemon trainer: GO! TRIPLE FINISH!

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Who, me?
FNORD

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
IP: Logged

MOAR DEEMERZ!!!!
(will add picture of what would happen soon)
(that also applies to the next poster, btw)

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zwetschenwasser
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 200
Registered: 05-22-2007
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By the astral spell of energization, I increase the power of the next poster.

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Currently working on GaTEB and KDD (never finished the silly thing).

zwetschenwasser
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 200
Registered: 05-22-2007
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As I am the next poster, my power is increased and my previous post forms a magical time warp separating my true essence from the antepenultimate poster. I cast the spell of disorientation on the next poster, which forces he/she to use a block/attack of an avatar on the page that is NOT his own.

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Currently working on GaTEB and KDD (never finished the silly thing).

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
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I ignore the previous post as it does not comply with the rules. Namely, that one must not post immediately following oneself. Therefore, I recieve power, which I shall concretise within my working parameters as a smash ball. I proceed to get to da choppa (Snake's moveset), and start snipin'.

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Who, me?
FNORD

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
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I get killed. I accuse you of aimbot, and instagib you.
I also instagib the next poster.

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Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
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Unfortunately, I am immune to instagibbing, since I am immune to gibbing, because I am a Nintendo T-rated game character and as such cannot spill blood or guts. Quite unfortunate (for you), eh?

And so I throw the next poster into the void.

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Who, me?
FNORD

Pinnacle
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1129
Registered: 06-10-2004
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Void? The void is garbage! CRUNCH! I'll add it to the heap.
I hit the next poster with a level i flare!

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Once (adv.): Enough.
Twice (adv.): Once too often.
~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

Tuttle
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1545
Registered: 02-22-2003
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An imaginary flare? Since Urban Dragons are quite clearly real, that's not really a problem.

Coffee Dragon goes to McDonald's and spills his coffee into the lap of the next avatar.

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
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Ouchies. (grabs heart container) How many times have I told you, you need to FLING me to defeat me?

Pah. (grabs conveniently placed hammer)

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Who, me?
FNORD

zwetschenwasser
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 200
Registered: 05-22-2007
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I place a fog of hallucination in front of you making you think that Tuttle's coffee dragon is right in front of you, causing you to stab aimlessly in the air and then stab yourself. I then cast the spell of walamazoo at the next poster. (This time it really makes the next poster use a different avatar's powers.)

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Currently working on GaTEB and KDD (never finished the silly thing).

Jeff_Ray...
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 962
Registered: 05-16-2005
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The cake is infected. The next avatar will eat this cake and turn into a cake.

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I make Let's Plays too!
Click here to find out my LPs' progress, and find out what I plan to tackle next!

Currently playing:


My Holds:
-Completed:

-Work in Progress:

zwetschenwasser
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 200
Registered: 05-22-2007
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You failed to conform to the boundaries placed upon you by my spell of walamazoo, so you automatically burn and die. I cast the Spell of Infinite Demise on the next poster.

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Currently working on GaTEB and KDD (never finished the silly thing).

Lamkin
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 606
Registered: 08-17-2008
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Dang! One post too late...(I was hoping to get turned into a cake.)

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
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zwetschenwasser wrote:
I place a fog of hallucination in front of you making you think that Tuttle's coffee dragon is right in front of you, causing you to stab aimlessly in the air and then stab yourself.

Stab? It's a hammer, dangit. It is blunt. It does not stab. Infinite demise? As in, die? I have more stock. Die five times? I can start another round of battle. Crash? Start back from the wii system menu. Anything further? That's damaging me, not my avatar... Bah, I do whatever is necessary, so you fail. If you want to know how, then define infinite demise.

I then toss a pokeball RIGHT IN THE FACE of the next poster.

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Who, me?
FNORD

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
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... and it gets impact hammer'd right back to you.
I lob a flak shell at the next poster.

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zwetschenwasser
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 200
Registered: 05-22-2007
IP: Logged

I cast the ambiguous spell of Double Infinite demise on the last two and next two posters after shattering the last attack with a bolt of Malthusian lightning.

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Currently working on GaTEB and KDD (never finished the silly thing).