Interview with a Mimic (By Clayton Weiss)
Beethro: First let me start off by saying thank-you for joining me today. Its really an honor to finally meet the man who helped me so very much during my exploits in King Dugan's Dungeon.
Mimic: First let me start off by saying thank-you for joining me today. Its really an honor to finally meet the man who helped me so very much during my exploits in King Dugan's Dungeon.
Beethro: I helped you out? Is that so? I'm glad I helped you out too.
Mimic: I helped you out? Is that so? I'm glad I helped you out too.
Beethro: You know, all that time in the dungeon, I never asked your name, it was rude of me. So I ask you now: Good sir, what is your name?
Mimic: You know, all that time in the dungeon, I never asked your name, it was rude of me. So I ask you now: Good sir, what is your name?
Beethro: I asked you first!
Mimic: I asked you first!
Beethro: No you didn't! Liar!
Mimic: No you didn't! Liar!
Beethro: You wanna start somethin'?
Mimic: You wanna start somethin'?
Beethro: Hey! Let's just chill out a minute, Relax. And get back to the interview.
Mimic: Hey! Let's just chill out a minute, Relax. And get back to the interview.
Beethro: Right, Good idea.
Mimic: Right, Good idea.
Beethro: What were you doing down in King Dugan's dungeon anyway?
Mimic: What were you doing down in King Dugan's dungeon anyway?
Beethro: Me? I was hired by Dugan to slay all of the monsters in the dungeon, of course.
Mimic: Me? I was hired by Dugan to slay all of the monsters in the dungeon, of course.
Beethro: *Gasps* I thought... that I... was...
Mimic: *Gasps* I thought... that I... was...
Beethro: You and me, we're going to talk to Dugan NOW!
Mimic: You and me, we're going to talk to Dugan NOW!
Beethro: Damn straight!
Mimic: Damn straight!
Beethro: Alright, Let's both face the door. *Turns*
Mimic: Alright, Let's both face the door. *Turns*
Beethro: Aaaaghaaghh! You back-stabber! *dies*
Mimic: Aaaaghaaghh! You back-stabber!
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