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Interview with a Mimic (By Clayton Weiss)

Beethro: First let me start off by saying thank-you for joining me today. Its really an honor to finally meet the man who helped me so very much during my exploits in King Dugan's Dungeon.

Mimic: First let me start off by saying thank-you for joining me today. Its really an honor to finally meet the man who helped me so very much during my exploits in King Dugan's Dungeon.

Beethro: I helped you out? Is that so? I'm glad I helped you out too.

Mimic: I helped you out? Is that so? I'm glad I helped you out too.

Beethro: You know, all that time in the dungeon, I never asked your name, it was rude of me. So I ask you now: Good sir, what is your name?

Mimic: You know, all that time in the dungeon, I never asked your name, it was rude of me. So I ask you now: Good sir, what is your name?

Beethro: I asked you first!

Mimic: I asked you first!

Beethro: No you didn't! Liar!

Mimic: No you didn't! Liar!

Beethro: You wanna start somethin'?

Mimic: You wanna start somethin'?

Beethro: Hey! Let's just chill out a minute, Relax. And get back to the interview.

Mimic: Hey! Let's just chill out a minute, Relax. And get back to the interview.

Beethro: Right, Good idea.

Mimic: Right, Good idea.

Beethro: What were you doing down in King Dugan's dungeon anyway?

Mimic: What were you doing down in King Dugan's dungeon anyway?

Beethro: Me? I was hired by Dugan to slay all of the monsters in the dungeon, of course.

Mimic: Me? I was hired by Dugan to slay all of the monsters in the dungeon, of course.

Beethro: *Gasps* I thought... that I... was...

Mimic: *Gasps* I thought... that I... was...

Beethro: You and me, we're going to talk to Dugan NOW!

Mimic: You and me, we're going to talk to Dugan NOW!

Beethro: Damn straight!

Mimic: Damn straight!

Beethro: Alright, Let's both face the door. *Turns*

Mimic: Alright, Let's both face the door. *Turns*

Beethro: Aaaaghaaghh! You back-stabber! *dies*

Mimic: Aaaaghaaghh! You back-stabber!

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