Malarame
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...if you refuse to go out with anyone not as addicted to DROD as you are.

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Webb Institute
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MasterGiga
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In a math class you use your graphing paper to draw out and design rooms instead of graphs (each unit representing a floor tile). Then you say, "I'll be ready when I get home to the editor!"

[Edited by MasterGiga at Local Time:04-13-2005 at 01:23 PM]

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Fafnir
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You begin brandishing a walking stick and shouting that you are unassailable.

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Krishh
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Brandishing the foremensioned stick, study the Slayers movement until you know it's every manouver by heart, and then believe that you actually are unassailable.

MasterGiga
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You wake up to find yourself in a classroom and the professor is staring at you furiously.

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bradwall
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MasterGiga wrote:
You wake up to find yourself in a classroom and the professor is staring at you furiously.

Then, you point your pencil directly at him to keep him from moving closer to you.

MasterGiga
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bradwall wrote:

MasterGiga wrote:
You wake up to find yourself in a classroom and the professor is staring at you furiously.

Then, you point your pencil directly at him to keep him from moving closer to you.

Good one.

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SbCl3
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MasterGiga wrote:
In a math class you use your graphing paper to draw out and design rooms instead of graphs (each unit representing a floor tile). Then you say, "I'll be ready when I get home to the editor!"

Thanks for the idea...i'm going to start doing this.

SbCl3
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...If you learned basic programming which you used later in other languages only through the JtRH editor [I didn't do it but I predict it will happen].

Oneiromancer
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SbCl3 wrote:

MasterGiga wrote:
In a math class you use your graphing paper to draw out and design rooms instead of graphs (each unit representing a floor tile). Then you say, "I'll be ready when I get home to the editor!"

Thanks for the idea...i'm going to start doing this.

A very long time ago I made a template for DROD in Excel to print out...it's in this thread. I was never really that serious, so it's pretty incomplete. If anyone cares enough to touch it up, at least something's started for you.

Game on,

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Garlonuss
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...find a rattlesnake in your garden and try to kill it by stabbing its tail rather than its head.

...can't understand why people look at you funny when you say things like 'Great Gob!'

...spill a drink of water, see it spreading out across the floor and look around to find the water eyes in the room.

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Sometimes they don't make much sense.
Refrigerator.

MasterGiga
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SbCl3 wrote:

MasterGiga wrote:
In a math class you use your graphing paper to draw out and design rooms instead of graphs (each unit representing a floor tile). Then you say, "I'll be ready when I get home to the editor!"

Thanks for the idea...i'm going to start doing this.

Sure

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MasterGiga
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Oneiromancer wrote:

SbCl3 wrote:

MasterGiga wrote:
In a math class you use your graphing paper to draw out and design rooms instead of graphs (each unit representing a floor tile). Then you say, "I'll be ready when I get home to the editor!"

Thanks for the idea...i'm going to start doing this.

A very long time ago I made a template for DROD in Excel to print out...it's in this thread. I was never really that serious, so it's pretty incomplete. If anyone cares enough to touch it up, at least something's started for you.

Game on,

I would, but its too bad I don't have Excel. My XP Operating system didn't come with MS Office. None of the apps...

Okay, now I'm going to try downloading it in .pdf format. I do have acrobat reader. Thanks Oneiromancer.

[Edited by MasterGiga at Local Time:04-15-2005 at 01:56 AM]

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stigant
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You've been playing DROD with the sound off (since your spouse doesn't appreciate the audio quite as much as you do) for the last few days, but you've still got one of the DROD songs stuck in your head from when you were playing with the sound on.

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MasterGiga
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When you say, "Hmm!" after seeing someone for the first time for the day. Then continue to eye them while slowly approaching from behind...

Okay, that was a bad one...

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wackhead_uk
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...Spend over £100 to make you computer look good then play nothing but JtRH on it.

stigant
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Are about to suffer from an anurism from waiting for Erik's THIRD announcement today.

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MasterGiga
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When you're outside you try to avoid walking because there are spiders that you can't see that can see you! So you just stay inside and play more DROD instead.

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wackhead_uk
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You start playing DROD at 11 pm and only come off it at 2:50 am because your fingers were hurting.

silver
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wackhead_uk wrote:
You start playing DROD at 11 AM and only come off it at 2:50 am because your fingers were hurting.

fixed.


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goldenlion
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if you're in a Los Angeles insane asylum because you charged into the La Brea tar pits with a Really Big Sword (purchased from Discount Medieval Supply Company) and a crazed look in your eye.

[Edited by goldenlion at Local Time:04-17-2005 at 08:57 PM]

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'What was that, sir?'
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agaricus5
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...run out of time in an exam and search for the restart button.

[Edited by agaricus5 at Local Time:04-17-2005 at 09:25 PM]

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wackhead_uk
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goldenlion wrote:
if you're in a Los Angeles insane asylum because you charged into the La Brea tar pits with a Really Big Sword (purchased from Discount Medieval Supply Company) and a crazed look in your eye.

Then still manage to post on the DROD forum.

[Edited by wackhead_uk at Local Time:04-17-2005 at 09:33 PM]

bradwall
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if your numbers on your keyboard are no longer visible.

agaricus5
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In the style of silver's witty "fixes"...

bradwall wrote:
if your numpad is no longer visible.

Fixed!

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bradwall
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agaricus5 wrote:
In the style of silver's witty "fixes"...

bradwall wrote:
if your numpad is no longer visible.

Fixed!

Thanks for that.

stigant
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if you feel that phrases like "numbers on your keyboard" are not specific enough since DROD doesn't use ALL the numbers on the keyboard, just those on the numpad.

if you considered remapping (and relearning to play drod) the numpad keys to the keyboard numbers to spite those who fall into the last category.

[Edited by stigant at Local Time:04-18-2005 at 08:14 PM]

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AlefBet
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If you remap your Drod keys at all.... Especially to the home row.

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Stefan
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...have two I:s! And what's that strange letter to the left of the lower I?



[Edited by Stefan at Local Time:04-19-2005 at 11:21 AM: changed the text a bit]

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Chalks
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Get on drod forums for the first time and find every single bit of writing you can about the eighth and print it out so that you can read it in math class later.

(this is about 100 pages of paper)