MeckMeck GRE
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 594
Registered: 01-03-2005
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You play too much DROD

when you chop flys in your house with a sword
if you search Dungeon Architects in the yellow pages
If you think Trapdoors just triiger if you step OFF them
if you are wondering why snakes even move if you do it not.

Think of more

[Edited by MeckMeck GRE at Local Time:01-12-2005 at 05:38 PM]

bradwall
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 423
Registered: 02-12-2003
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dress like Beethro for Halloween (sorry Clayton... it just had to be said; it really is meant to be a compliment).

stigant
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1182
Registered: 08-19-2004
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If you sympathize with thiselephant

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bradwall
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 423
Registered: 02-12-2003
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If you think that your mother-in-law would make a good dungeon monster.

asmussen
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 188
Registered: 04-02-2004
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If you can no longer walk forward and turn at the same time.


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bradwall
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 423
Registered: 02-12-2003
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asmussen wrote:
If you can no longer walk forward and turn at the same time.

Liked that one... had to give you a point for it.

EDIT: Added this ~ If you suddenly just stopped in one place thinking that nothing bad would happen if you didn't move.

[Edited by bradwall at Local Time:01-12-2005 at 06:33 PM]

bradwall
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 423
Registered: 02-12-2003
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If you refuse to go to the 13th floor in any building (that darn level 13).

Watcher
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 902
Registered: 02-04-2003
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If you've practiced walking diagonally backwards.

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AlefBet
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 979
Registered: 07-16-2003
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IF you walk into a room, don't like what you see, walk out, and then walk back in again.

If you have to be reminded of the difference between a wall and a pit.

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agaricus5
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1838
Registered: 02-04-2003
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If you can't step into a room with square tiles without moving onto the tiles and moving exactly one square per step.

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Doom
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3303
Registered: 07-05-2004
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If you start to laugh after succeeding in something.

If you can't walk stairs without singing a melody.

If you try to find the most efficient route through your living room.

TripleM
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1377
Registered: 02-05-2003
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If you run down long corridors and smash into the end wall to make you stop..

[if you've read the JtRH preview at least 5 times like me ]

bradwall
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 423
Registered: 02-12-2003
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If you are worried that the bottom of every building may not have an elevator to get you back to the top.

cheese obsessive
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 219
Registered: 10-10-2004
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...if you begin to use the word "smite" constantly. Because I do.

bradwall
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 423
Registered: 02-12-2003
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You are not afraid of heights because you believe that it is impossible for you to fall off a cliff.

RoboBob3000
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1980
Registered: 10-23-2003
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You begin to wonder where your pets would walk if they didn't have brained movement.

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TripleM
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1377
Registered: 02-05-2003
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You wonder why doors don't open when you hit their doorknob..

AlefBet
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 979
Registered: 07-16-2003
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You switch light switches twice to see if they're "on," "off," or "toggle" switches.

You go straight throught the "right turn only" lane because at least you weren't going against the arrow.

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++Adam H. Peterson

TripleM
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1377
Registered: 02-05-2003
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AlefBet wrote:
You switch light switches twice to see if they're "on," "off," or "toggle" switches.

You go straight throught the "right turn only" lane because at least you weren't going against the arrow.

rowrow
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 432
Registered: 08-17-2004
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You get mixed up beetween neither and 'neather.
You use orb shaped keys.
You think all doors are yellow black red green or blue.
You think that snakes can only be killed by going in a dead end and not by a sword.
You think tar is only blue.
You dream about 5 foot roaches.
You dream you are as big as beethro.
You only build 25 story buildings.
You look through the world to try to find a spider that blends in with the floor.
You plan houses that only have more basements than stories above ground.
You try to use telepathy with your brain

[Edited by rowrow at Local Time:01-13-2005 at 01:37 AM]

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Mattcrampy
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 2388
Registered: 05-29-2003
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You start to experiment with cockroaches to see if they'll come and eat you if they don't know you're big.

You wait for the flash when you're trying to catch a spider.

(Joke for posterity that only the Citizens will get: You wave things in webs so the spiders will move before you catch them.)

You don't clean up because if you leave and come back, everything will be back where it was.

Matt

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mrimer
Level: Legendary Smitemaster

Rank Points: 5134
Registered: 02-04-2003
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...walk backwards to save time.

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Gandalf the Grey. That was my name.
I am Gandalf the White.
And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.

bradwall
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 423
Registered: 02-12-2003
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if you think that blood bouces.

bradwall
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 423
Registered: 02-12-2003
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You have given your self a secret name that ends in Budkin.

trick
Level: Legendary Smitemaster
Rank Points: 2580
Registered: 04-12-2003
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You believe that if you die indoors, you will be instantly resurrected and warped back in time to when you entered the room.

You complain to building architects about not placing any checkpoints in their buildings.

When faced with a closed red door, you search the room for hidden trapdoors.

You have a sixth sense that tells you what is behind a wall even if you've never been there before.

You have a tendency to examine walls for cracks, and try to demolish any such walls you find, to discover secrets.

- Gerry

[Edited by trick at Local Time:01-14-2005 at 01:15 AM: speeling]

Rabscuttle
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 2494
Registered: 09-10-2004
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.. the tale of King Arthur pulling a sword out of a stone doesn't impress you.

bradwall
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 423
Registered: 02-12-2003
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You become suspicious of anyone holding a hammer.

rowrow
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 432
Registered: 08-17-2004
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You have two bullies on the sides of you, you do a backswipe.

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squeekie
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 140
Registered: 06-03-2003
IP: Logged

Your response to anything suggested is " BLAAAAAAA....."

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is just a case of others suffering
or you'll find that you're joining in on the turning away."

rowrow
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 432
Registered: 08-17-2004
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You think you can do anything with a big sword that you can't even handle. Welcome back BTW.Squeekie.

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