What you need is to enter with a little more presence.
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Perhaps you know of a friend who could back you up?
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×It'd need to be a pretty scary friend to get their attention...
Alternatively:
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You could find an amazing way to enter the scene, perhaps?
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×You could even enter from an unusual direction...
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"
Satire denounces the world;
Wit penetrates it;
Humour accepts it;
But Nonsense Transforms it"
- Cedric Whitman
w.r.t. Aristophanes