We had 17 people complete the interview, so we will be choosing between them to determine our winners. This poll will operate differently than most contest polls. This is a multiple selection poll.
If we have ties, we will go to a runoff poll.
I should tell you - this whole interview process was an elaborate test. We here at the Naming Office hire with a specific mantra in mind:
A-ha! A twist! We won't be judging the lists of nicknames you have provided! No!
The criteria are otherwise yours to determine, but please, place your vote based on the following lists:
×jbluestein
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×Barwatcher
Grendel
Speedsigner
Turk
Blue stain
1st Applicant
nubile jest
The Rater
The jubilant Jabberwock of jibberjabber
13th Puzzle-room Tester
Grand Poobah
MutantJavaEditor
He Who Improves Everyone's DROD Playing
Nemesis
Toilet Seat
Aqua Mug
The Cyanic
noma
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×Noma
Brave Sage
Ironboots
X
Cookie monster
3rd Applicant
mona
Cat Person
The Conniving Contessa of Contestry
13th Grammar Queen and Proofreader
First Guinea Pig
Flamenco with Swords!
Ninth of my Ancestors
Om Nom Noma
Meercat
Pet Lady
Tough Kitten
Rabscuttle
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×Sly
The Unquestionable One
Repeater
Lois
Chimera
4th Applicant
claret tubs
The Easily Stoppable Theif
The Honorable Heirophant of the High Score List
1st Dungeon Inspector General
Dance Instructor
You Never Saw a Bunny THAT Insane
2nd Dedicated DRODer
1st Hold Conquest Integrity Analyzer
Bandicoot
Swiping Fox
Jumps Over Lazy Dogs
Dischorran
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×Mr. Freeze
FormalWear
Ernie
Dischorror
6th Applicant
Entropical
The Dastardly Doctor of Deadly Dungeons
13th Architect Assistant
Chief Dishwasher
Wreaking Discord on Planet X
The Surrealist
Stealth Lab Smiter
Disciple of Discordia
Ex-Novice Architect
This Ain't No Discho
Znirk
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×Sci-Fi
Wordcutter
Oddjob
LEGO head
7th Applicant
rinkz
Brickguy
The Serenading Serpent of Slaughter
13th Critic
Forum Gamer
GremlinQueens R’ Us
Znirk the Assassin
29th Swiss Guard Smiter
Dude
Freckled Glasses
Dix Points
Bombadil
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×Tolkien
Paperreader
Old Fart
Bad limbo
8th Applicant
bald mobi
UnHatted Head
The Serendipitous Steward of Sartorial Splendor
13th Purchasing Agent
Tom
Tolkien Would Be Proud
He is
249th Bomb Polisher
Mad Hatter
Ringfree
Seasoned Explosives
NobleHelium
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×Jumpin' Jack Flash
Nitpickspotter
Number 2
Xenon Hexafluoroplatinate
10th Applicant
nubile elmoh
Unsolid
The Liquid Lurker at Low Temperatures
13th Scheduler
Lord Gasbag
ButDoesItHaveAFullValenceShell?
2nd Element
2nd Period Table Entrant
Squeak
Royal Element
Balloonatic
Sillyman
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×Barclicker
Punmaker
Puttyman
Cleverman
11th Applicant
small yin
Jesterer
The Seemingly Solemn Slime of Solomon
13th Drink Specialist
Jester
Error 405: Gender Not Found
3rd Comedian
Sir Spam-A-Lot
DJ
Taoist
Son of a Silly Person
zwetschenwasser
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×Garfield
Inquisitionee
BowZ
schweschie
12th Applicant
tzars eschew news
The One with the Guy in the Avatar
The Unfortunately Unpronouncable Up-and-Comer
13th Birthday Wisher
Sesquipedalian Lad
*Hic!*
ressawnehcstewz
Plum Brandy
Sephiroth
Fire Mage
Handy Brandyman
techant
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×Worker Bee
Rightsounding
Tigger
The Wrench
13th Applicant
tact hen
Katana Gal
The Constant Contest Contestant of CaravelNet
1st Chief Alias Distributeer
Contest Lass
Feminazis with Swords Attack!
net chat
Formicidae Technicus
Toon
Advanced Insect
Tommmmmmmmmmm
DanielFishman
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×Trout
Himtooer
D-Man
Ha! Inflamed Sin
14th Applicant
mafia held inns
ASCII Dude
The Piscine Purveyor of Pernicious Poundings
13th Statics Logger
Pisces
AnotherEvolutionaryMasterpiece
Future Chief Alias Distributeer
3rd Hacker Of Nets
Dragon Overload
Mr. Fishman
The Amazing Ichthyo-Guy
Maurog
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×Spidey
Protester
Linelooker
Thrasher
The Black Widow
16th Applicant
goa rum
The Scary Sig Haver
The Exacting Exterminator of the Exploding Head
13th Speech Writer
Chaos Spider
XKCDGroupie
Spiderman
2nd Pit Thing
Evil Spider
Scarlet Arachnid
Spiders Can Have Eight Fractured Legs
Briareos
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×Rosey Dawn
Singer
TargetAssigner
NP
Shouting spines
18th Applicant
rare bios
Listening Publicator
The Nefarious Newbie
13th Translator
Sea Goat
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
5th Musician
Randomly Misspelled As Brioche
Hekatonkheir
Musical Vines
Thorny-Fingered Dawn
hyperme
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×Ritalin
SelfApplicator
Random
Miniyou
19th Applicant
hemp rye
The Unsane
The Arbitrarily Assigned Appellation
13th Snake Specialist
Lead Coffee Taster
WhyIsThereNoExclamationPoint
Mr. Lemonade
Hyper Who?
Caffeine Man
Superego
Super-Ego
skell
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×Beer Eyes
Lurking Mastermind
ThirdPers-ticipant
Space Cowboy
Smitemaster Killing Every Limping Leech
24th Applicant
ellks
Block Vampire
The Sinister Sultan of Skellduggery
13th Beta Tester
Scriptopaedist
eeton
The Start of Everything inside a Skull which has lost You
Vampiric Thwomp
Guardian Block
Toothed Cyclops
Vampire Panel
kie
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×Locke
IdUncontractor
Raven
King In Eden
25th Applicant
ike
The Not a Key
Th Flamboyant Finalist in th Forum Gam of
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13th Efficiency Manager
Opener of Doors
KEEee or KEE or keeEE or kEEee or
The King In Entropy
Kie The Metal Item
I'm a lady
Lost Opener
Two Teeth
bdwing
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×Perpetual Noob
LastApplicant
BaDaBing
Bad Wing
30th Applicant
bg wind
The Owl Thinking Maker
The Bodaciously Bedazzling Bedpan
13th Joke Developer
Wingman
Bloomingdale’s Hot Wings
Justin Time
47th Onomatopoeia Tagger
Darkwing Duck
Boldwing
b/w thing