Monkey
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I hope you remembered you had a cursed +15 Ring of Speed. Needless to say, I easily dodged.

The Fire Hound (offscreen) breathes fire at you! You take 256 damage.

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Monkey wrote:
I hope you remembered you had a cursed +15 Ring of Speed. Needless to say, I easily dodged.

What is it? Why you think i have it?

Monkey
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It basically slows you down to the speed of a rock. And I think you have it because I dodged you very easily.

Edit:
Onoes! The Fire hound burnt me! Good thing I stocked up on Potions of *Healing*.

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13th Slayer
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Emm. 256 Damage? How many HP do i have???? Actually, Shadow is "The Ultimate Live Form". I dont think he can be killed.

Tahnan
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Man. And I thought this thread just couldn't descend any further.

Monkey
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When did it descend?

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Neathro
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Monkey wrote:
When did it descend?

Just now12 pages ago?

Or if you mean where to...

Somewhere       predict the next and the Raygun topic.
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13th Slayer
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Now i use Chaos Control to stop time and fire a laser on the next poster!

Monkey
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I suppose that the laser is affected by the time stop, no?
Giving me time to use a scroll of Phase Door*. Luckily, I didn't reappear right in front of the laser, so I dodged.

*Phase Door = teleporting to somewhere else in the room

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Monkey wrote:
I suppose that the laser is affected by the time stop, no?
Giving me time to use a scroll of Phase Door*. Luckily, I didn't reappear right in front of the laser, so I dodged.

*Phase Door = teleporting to somewhere else in the room

Shadow himself and everything that he hes is not affected by Chaos Control.

wonkyth
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I'm not sure that my albino guinea-pig's eye has any special
abilities...

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Wit penetrates it;
Humour accepts it;
But Nonsense Transforms it"
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w.r.t. Aristophanes

marphlets
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Equlibrium Evidentiary Evidence Book arrests albino guinea's eye for Sense Offense schedules him for immediate combustion.

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Monkey
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But I fireball you, then the eye, cause it gives me XP.

I use Scroll of Teleport. Good-by-

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wonkyth
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good thing I got that staff of reincarnation!

there is a flash of yellow light, and Mungo (the guinea pig) is back on his feet.

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Wit penetrates it;
Humour accepts it;
But Nonsense Transforms it"
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w.r.t. Aristophanes

Samuel
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My car rides into Mungo, the next person who posts has Mungo flying into his face.

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the myths, dragons. It all exists,
even if it's in your mind. Who's to
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aren't as real as the here and now?
John Lennon

Sillyman
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I jump, and if that's not enough, jump again and use my trampoline.

Followed by hammer to the face of the next poster.

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eb0ny
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I throw a nail to my left and Sillyman's hammer nails it in the shoe of the next poster.

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mxvladi
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Assasin blocks every attack, takes his knife and throws it into the next poster.

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vittro
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boink

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Monkey
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Great. I had this dungeon randomly selected.

Ah well. Nothing a few Fireballs to the next poster can't fix.

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wonkyth
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I cast level 7 Chicken of the infinite, and the fireballs swerve into the next poster.

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Wit penetrates it;
Humour accepts it;
But Nonsense Transforms it"
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w.r.t. Aristophanes

Kwerulous
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There just so happens to be an open door between the fireballs and myself; so Beethro strikes an orb which shuts the door to block the fireballs just in time.

That orb also opened another door which unleashed a horde of roaches on the next poster.

mxvladi
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"Aww, horde of roaches!"

Assassin takes his sword and becomes to smite roaches slowly.

Once all roaches are dead, he took one of knives for throwing again and throwed to the next poster.

13 knives left...

Sillyman
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Side air-dodge. Ha! And WHITE PIKMIN TO THE FACE!

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eb0ny
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Disco flower performs moxious maneuver to white pikmin's face. KERBLAM!
Next poster will be struck by a dyspepsi grenade.

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Sillyman
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Dratted people using weapons instead of eating the poison...
/me presses R.
The next person will have a radish thrown at them.

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Kwerulous
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Beethro holds his sword up and the raddish slices in half as it hits the blade. The two halves drop to the floor and Beethro smiles triumphantly .

Beethro drinks a mimic potion and places it adjacent to the next poster, so the mimic's sword stabs them. Ha! Try and get out of that one!

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Monkey
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The mimic hits! You hit the mimic. The mimic dies.

You were saying?

I quaff a Potion of Healing, and cast some more Fireballs directed at the next poster.

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Kwerulous
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This place we're fighting in seems very conveniently organised for Beethro - right next to him is a tunnel that leads to safety. Beethro pops down there, and the fireballs carry on going straight towards the next poster.

wonkyth
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But the hole turns out to be the mouth of my mutated giant guinea-pig!
I chew up Beethro and spit it the next poster

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"Satire denounces the world;
Wit penetrates it;
Humour accepts it;
But Nonsense Transforms it"
- Cedric Whitman
w.r.t. Aristophanes