Mattcrampy
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My catch-all: "didn't Jesus preach tolerance above all else?"

I deploy it whenever there's a Christian fellow trying to convince me of the merits of his philosophy without actually going into the philosophy itself. And then I run.

I really should get a more universal 'get out of conversion free' phrase.

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NiroZ
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Mattcrampy wrote:
My catch-all: "didn't Jesus preach tolerance above all else?"

I deploy it whenever there's a Christian fellow trying to convince me of the merits of his philosophy without actually going into the philosophy itself. And then I run.

I really should get a more universal 'get out of conversion free' phrase.

Try something like "did i ever mention that i * " filling in * with an intimate, embarrising thing, like 'Wet my bed until i was 17?'

It usually stuns them long enough to excape all but the most persistant of conversationalists. Trying to sell something to them always helps.

Syntax
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michthro wrote:
Something like this, Syntax?

Click here to view the secret text

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Erm.. How the hell?

Yup, that would be the one... but with a slight addition of text

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Wish I had mod points for that find... have a few #1s instead

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Syntax wrote:
Yup, that would be the one... but with a slight addition of text

For the record, that's not a Dalmation... that's a Great Dane.

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Mattcrampy
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Trying to sell something to them always helps.

While I'm normally up for public embarrassment, going all mercantile on the preachers amuses me greatly.

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Mattcrampy wrote:

Trying to sell something to them always helps.

While I'm normally up for public embarrassment, going all mercantile on the preachers amuses me greatly.

Yeah, it's all fun and games until Darwin's Witnesses ring at your door and want to talk about evolution with you...

np: Jan Jelinek - Lithiummelodie 1 (Kosmischer Pitch)

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