ErikH2000
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Rules for Voting

* A list of numbered jokes to rate will appear in a post below this one.

* Rate each entered joke on a scale from 1 to 10 according to your honest opinion about how entertaining the joke is. If you feel the joke is unoriginal, you should give it a lower rating.

* An exception to the above rule: Authors are asked to rate their own entries as 10, but all other jokes should be rated according to their own opinions. Voting everyone besides you a 1 is in terrible taste. Please just be honest and don't vote tactically.

* Vote for all of the jokes after you've looked them all or vote for none.

* Any conversation related to the jokes or voting is allowed even if it may influence the vote.

Okay, 45 entries coming right up!

-Erik

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ErikH2000
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#1
(NekoIncardine #1)

#2
(Banjooie #1)

#3
(Ezlo #1)

#4
(Jason #1)

#5
(ClaytonW #1)

#6
(eytanz #1)

#7
(eytanz #2)

#8
(Pilchard VIII #1)

#9
(Schik #1)

#10
(ClaytonW #2)

#11
(Tim #1)

#12
(Tscott #1)

#13
(Tscott #2)

#14
(Ostegolectric #1)

#15
(Pinnacle #1)

#16
(NiroZ #1)

#17
(RoboBob3000 #1)

#18
(Chaco #1)

#19
(eytanz #3)

#20
(Jason #2)

#21
(Chaco #2)

#22
(Dali #1)

#23
(DiMono #1)

#24
(Maurog #1)

#25
(DiMono #2)

#26
(Chaco #3)

#27
(Techant #1)

#28
(Techant #2)

#29
(DiMono #1)

#30
(Maurog #2)

#31
(BeefRow #1)

#32
(Tuttle #1)

#33
(Tuttle #2)

#34
(Maurog #3)

#35
(Tahnan #1)


#36
(Tahnan #2)

#37
(Pilchard VIII #1)

#38
(gamer_extreme_101 #1)

#39
(Bombadil #1)

#40
(Bombadil #2)

#41
(Techant #3)

#42
Miketo's joke is disqualified because it used a photo that he didn't take himself. No harm done, but I can't let it stay in the contest. Sorry!

#43
(Jason #3)

#44
(Coppro #1)

#45
(Mouse #1)

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The Godkiller - Chapter 1 available now on Steam. It's a DROD-like puzzle adventure game.
dev journals | twitch stream | youtube archive (NSFW)

ErikH2000
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The images shown above are licensed in different ways by their respective authors. If you are interested in using any of them, have a look at the licensing info on the original page where they were posted.

-Erik

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The Godkiller - Chapter 1 available now on Steam. It's a DROD-like puzzle adventure game.
dev journals | twitch stream | youtube archive (NSFW)

ErikH2000
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Wow, that was a lot of tiny jokes! Here's the top 3, collected in one place for easy viewing:

ClaytonW's


Maurog's


TScott's


Clayton's "a trophy" got the highest rating, so he gets 100 rank points and an item of his choosing from the Prize Pile. Also, I really like that pic and it fits in well on Danforth's wall, so look for it in DROD: The City Beneath!

Maurog and TScott picked up 2nd and 3rd place with their cynical jokes. Maurog gets 50 rank points and TScott gets 25!

We had just one rookie for this contest: Miketo. And he is probably bummed that I disqualified his entry. Still, Miketo gets 10 rank points for putting in the effort. We will consider this his first contest, and hopefully we'll see him again in later contests.

Much thanks to all the tiny jokesters! I'll be coming back to steal a few more ideas for Danforth's wall later.

-Erik

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The Godkiller - Chapter 1 available now on Steam. It's a DROD-like puzzle adventure game.
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Tscott
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Wow. I placed with that entry?

Er, I mean thanks for voting for me everyone. I worked very hard on it- picking the right shade of gray from the two shades MSPaint offers, checking to see if the word was more or less centered and spelled right and so on.

And congrats to Maurog and ClaytonW (clearly the best of the lot).

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And I can recall our caravel: a little wicker beetle shell with four fine maste and lateen sails,
its bearings on Cair Paravel. O my love, O it was a funny little thing to be the ones to've seen.
-Joanna Newsom "Bridges and Balloons"

Banjooie
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Tscott wrote:
Wow. I placed with that entry?

Er, I mean thanks for voting for me everyone. I worked very hard on it- picking the right shade of gray from the two shades MSPaint offers, checking to see if the word was more or less centered and spelled right and so on.

And congrats to Maurog and ClaytonW (clearly the best of the lot).

...Technically, MSpaint allows all the shades of gray Photoshop does. It's just you have to know how to use it properly.

*crazed pixel artist*

Tscott
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Banjooie wrote:

Tscott wrote:
Wow. I placed with that entry?

Er, I mean thanks for voting for me everyone. I worked very hard on it- picking the right shade of gray from the two shades MSPaint offers, checking to see if the word was more or less centered and spelled right and so on.

And congrats to Maurog and ClaytonW (clearly the best of the lot).

...Technically, MSpaint allows all the shades of gray Photoshop does. It's just you have to know how to use it properly.

*crazed pixel artist*

But it only offers two shades of gray. If you want more you've got to make them yourself.

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And I can recall our caravel: a little wicker beetle shell with four fine maste and lateen sails,
its bearings on Cair Paravel. O my love, O it was a funny little thing to be the ones to've seen.
-Joanna Newsom "Bridges and Balloons"