Jason
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OK. This is my first time starting a Forum Game so if anyone has comments about rules, etc, PM me or post about it on this thread.

Jokes
Rules

1. The first person tells the first half of a joke. (SO jokes have to be Question and Answer)

2. Wait until at least 3 different posters have guessed.

3. If a poster got it, then tell them. It is now their turn to tell a joke.

4. If nobody got it, post the answer and pick the poster that posted the best guess (according to the joke-poster..

5. If you like the joke, mod the teller up.

6. Laugh!

PS. I hope this works.

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Jason
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OK. Me first.

Why was Cinderella such a bad football player?

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Chris
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This has got to be something to do with 'the ball', but I can't find a way to make it work.

Um...

"Because she always spent too long at the ball"?

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Because she ran away from the ball?

Because she showed up in an insanely frilly dress and refused to wear the regulation shorts?

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Because she was a girl?

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Jason wrote:
Why was Cinderella such a bad football player?

Would that be European or American football? *ducks*

(Cue the Monty Python jokes...)

np: Funckarma - Noir (Elaztiq Bourbon 5)

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because she lost one shoe?

zaubberer

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Nope.
Would you like the answer?

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Pilchard VIII
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I know :

Becuase they didn't have football back then!

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No...

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The Answer is...



OK. Your turn, zaubberer!

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Does not compute. Talent is born, not taught.

zaubberer
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so here we go:

what will the german football team do when they won the world cup?

zaubberer

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zaubberer wrote:
what will the german football team do when they won the world cup?

Pack up and go home again?

np: Richard Devine - Kepter (Lipswitch)

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PARTY!!!!!!

That's not the right answer?

zaubberer
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there are three answers which ar not correct. the right one is:

they are switching off their playstations and going to sleep.

i think wallu was the closest...

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so have a nice holiday trip! the weather is fine and france and italy both very good countries for such a journey!

zaubberer

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Ok! Briareos! Your turn!

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Briareos isn't here yet, so can I try?

What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?

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A leisure centre?

[ By the way, here are a couple of links in case the terminology used is too UK-centric ]

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Jason wrote:
Ok! Briareos! Your turn!

Sorry, I guess I have to pass - I couldn't think of anything funny yesterday late at night and today I was out until now...

Well, I'll get around to it next time...

np: Clint Mansell/Kronos Quartet - Ghosts-Falling (Requiem For A Dream OST)

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Pilchard VIII wrote:
What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?

Jolly Jumper?

np: Clint Mansell/Kronos Quartet - Arnold (Requiem For A Dream OST)

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Nope. Shall I tell you?



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OK. NEW JOKE!

What vegetable did Noah not want on the ark?

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Carrots, 'cuz carrots make his mouth ich.

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no...

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Chris
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I guess he was hoping there wouldn't be an allium tricoccum.

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Good job, Chris!
Your turn!

Answer is:

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It wasn't carrots? I realy thought that it was carrots!

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Who has a joke?

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