bdwing
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Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 greckles.

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Chaco
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Pekka wrote:
What if the clone's boxer shorts are on backwards?

Aha, what say you to that, Mr Chaco? What say you to that?

(According to the canon, it's very hard to find rest rooms in the dungeons. So the backwards shorts could represent a serious chafing problem for the cloned delver. This is not a laughing matter.)

The clone's boxing shorts won't be on backwards. Remember, any double (mimic, decoy, or clone) has the clothing of the user perfectly duplicated in addition to their appearance. So there should be no way for the shorts to become inverted unless the original person put them on carelessly.

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Pekka
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Chaco wrote:

The clone's boxing shorts won't be on backwards. Remember, any double (mimic, decoy, or clone) has the clothing of the user perfectly duplicated in addition to their appearance. So there should be no way for the shorts to become inverted unless the original person put them on carelessly.

I hope this is so, but rumors persists of cloning potions made shoddily of cheap incredients that have been known to cause some embarrassing personal side-effects in cloned persons, including (but not limited to) dizziness, nausea, desire to pet cutesy-looking roaches instead of smiting them, backwards underwear, an unaccountable fondness for goblin music, a desire to hoard dried cod, and posting inappropriate message to innnocent threads. And further... wait. Come to think of it, that last bit is a bit worrisome. I guess I'd better drop this off-topic tangent now.

Someone Else
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Sillyman wrote in another thread:
Hilarity shall ensue the pants off of the stupid company that didn't put a disclamer on their product of 3*3=9 rings for mortal men, doomed to dye or is that bleach on Gandalf's clothes make the man; naked people have little or no influence on society in general is crazy like this post in the message board of DROD is a great game.

zwetschenwasser
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Dischorran wrote:
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

Great Gatsby forms a post mortem society of smuggling underground in the heavenly Eighth.

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The Architest
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You want it?!

Its yours my friend!

As long you have enough greckles!

zwetschenwasser
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Did you have to write it in all caps? Now it looks like the word, umm...

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Dischorran
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How about 'I am'? That's the shortest sentence I know.

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silver
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No.


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Jatopian
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"Go.", "Do." and "Be." are all shorter by two characters, and equally unhelpful!

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zwetschenwasser
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No! It can't be! All these sentences are being used for the creation of... Aiiigh!! *dies*

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Dischorran
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You guys need to read The Phantom Tollbooth. Or re-read it - it's worth it.

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zwetschenwasser
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In the eighth, Humbug *LOVES* spelling!
EDIT: Don't tell him that, because it's IMPOSSIBLE

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zwetschenwasser
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If one were to donate sentences to the goodly cause of creating a hold, rejected sentences would be placed in the bin of REjectSentenCES. Now class, today we are visiting this strange place. Philip, don't worry, that is just a sentence that described a person blowing up
Julie, don't worry, that's just a sentence describing a person blushing.
Arnold, don't worry, that is just a sentence describing a woman with lipstick.
Wait, did it just move?
Oh... Nice sentence, nice sentence. Aahh! Class run! Aieeeeeee!!!

24 Hours Later...
Headline of the Dugan Gazette: TEACHER AND HER CLASS VANISH!
Private Detective Extraordinaire Beethro Budkin takes the case!

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Vike91
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A car jumping over the pit.

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bdwing
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The greckle stops here.

Think.

Home sweet home. (Or perhaps: Hovel stench-filled hovel.)

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zwetschenwasser
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Bumblebees knew not where the queen went, except for the lone old roach in the inner sanctum.

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Kwerulous
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A couple of stalwarts help Beethro exterminate a dungeon, and at the end there is a bizzarre twist - those stalwarts turn out to be slayers going undercover. Beethro must destroy them in a stand-off. But the slayers are acting very aggressively - they've had to resist killing Beethro for a whole dungeon, they need to get some slaying done.

zwetschenwasser
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The sentence you thought was your sentence was not really the sentence created by the sentencer. Instead, the head judge has declared your sentence as the sentence listed in the sentences of common sentencing sentence. Therefore, your sentence will be un-sentensized.

"Huh?"

In other words, you will be beheaded at dawn.

*faints*

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Someone Else
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Nothing you can do but do what you do when you do it, then do what you do after that until you don't.

roach strangler
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*Slash!* The job is done.

Kwerulous
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Kwerulous wrote:
A couple of stalwarts help Beethro exterminate a dungeon, and at the end there is a bizzarre twist - those stalwarts turn out to be slayers going undercover. Beethro must destroy them in a stand-off. But the slayers are acting very aggressively - they've had to resist killing Beethro for a whole dungeon, they need to get some slaying done.

I know this is off topic, but...

... I SWEAR I did not write that...

Does someone know my password?

roach strangler
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Kwerulous wrote:

Kwerulous wrote:
A couple of stalwarts help Beethro exterminate a dungeon, and at the end there is a bizzarre twist - those stalwarts turn out to be slayers going undercover. Beethro must destroy them in a stand-off. But the slayers are acting very aggressively - they've had to resist killing Beethro for a whole dungeon, they need to get some slaying done.

I know this is off topic, but...

... I SWEAR I did not write that...

Does someone know my password?

Possibly... No I'm kidding but I suggest you change your password.

The spitemaster
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Late nights span funny dreams.
Apple sauce is made of nectar stuff.
Little kids also think that creepy.


I do too.

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Mustn't look round, kitty will eat me!

Edit:
The rose is smaller than the bee.
And the bean soup is mightier than the axe.
Last but not least:
Yay! £3 tonnes of blue smilies!

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zwetschenwasser
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And written on the wall, in letters of blood, the words, "Do not look behind you."

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Monkey
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Hmm, what's behind that corner?

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zwetschenwasser
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Rache

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NiroZ
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Where why who how wear weird WHAT?

zwetschenwasser
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Did the reasoning clash, or was it decimated?

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