azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive a 45 RPM record of "In A Gadda Da Vida".

I insert an 80s Greatest Hits Compilation CD.

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Casebier
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 283
Registered: 08-03-2005
IP: Logged

You receive a poster of David Bowie for Labyrinth II.

I put in a copy of Drod 4D.

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Casebier
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Revisiting old Project: ZelDROD 1 / ZelDROD RPG (If I can ever find the custom graphic files that I made for it.)

averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 488
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You get Devilishly Dangerous Dungeons of Doom.

I insert a 3000 year old jar of honey recovered from an ancient Egyptian tomb.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive a dinosaur fossil.

I insert a necktie.

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Casebier
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 283
Registered: 08-03-2005
IP: Logged

You receive the necktie back due to the horrendously ugly design on it.

I insert a bird named Tweeter, a cat named Midrange, and a dog named Woofer.

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Casebier
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Revisiting old Project: ZelDROD 1 / ZelDROD RPG (If I can ever find the custom graphic files that I made for it.)

Xindaris
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1531
Registered: 06-13-2015
IP: Logged

You receive a fisheye lens with a sticky note on it saying "Not a sub-tweeter".

I insert a waughmp waughmp.

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109th Skywatcher

Here are some links to Things!

averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 488
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You receive sad trombone notes.

I insert a list of everything that's not allowed on the Caravel Forum.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive a list of profanities so extensive that it would make even South Park look like a preschooler cartoon in comparison.

I insert a bowling pin.

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IQubic
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 78
Registered: 11-22-2015
IP: Logged

It is now a few weeks later. The machine has been slowly toiling away, trying to decide what to do with the bowling pin. Finally, this rusty old machine spits out a bowling ball.

When I find the machine, it is quite rusty. After a day or two of hard work, I have finished scraping all the rust off the machine. In order to ensure that the machine is working condition I insert a solved Rubik's Cube.

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119th Skywatcher

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averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 488
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You receive a rainbow-colored fidget cube.

I insert two eye pods. That was not a typo.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive a COVID-19 face mask.

I insert hand sanitizer.

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averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 488
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You receive bleach. Don't drink it.

I insert a tickle monster.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

Casebier
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 283
Registered: 08-03-2005
IP: Logged

You receive a pile of red fur.

I insert a Mogwai voiced by Howie Mandell.

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Casebier
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Revisiting old Project: ZelDROD 1 / ZelDROD RPG (If I can ever find the custom graphic files that I made for it.)

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive an Ancient Greek god voiced by Howard Stern.

I insert an electrolytic capacitor the size and shape of a soda can (ignoring the leads/connections).

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averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 488
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You receive a soda can the size and shape of an electrolytic capacitor. Specifically, the one you put in. So, basically a normal soda can.

I insert a gas mask.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

mrimer
Level: Legendary Smitemaster

Rank Points: 5058
Registered: 02-04-2003
IP: Logged

You get a face mask.

I put in an odd vibe.

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Gandalf? Yes... That's what they used to call me.
Gandalf the Grey. That was my name.
I am Gandalf the White.
And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

The machine rearranges its output holes to look like a confused face.


I insert a Bezier curve.

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averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 488
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You receive a parabolic formula.

I plant a tree inside the Machine.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

Xindaris
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1531
Registered: 06-13-2015
IP: Logged

You get a bunch of environmentally-unfriendly stickers that say "Erf Day" on them.

I insert an antacid pill.

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109th Skywatcher

Here are some links to Things!

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive a base (chemical substance) for breeding hornets.

I insert the types of microphones you see in studios, as opposed to the mics live performers use.

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Jordthro
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 100
Registered: 07-22-2012
IP: Logged

You receive the mics live performers use, as opposed to the types of microphones you see in studios.

I insert a red Swingline stapler into the machine I borrowed from a guy working in the basement.

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105th Skywatcher

averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 488
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You receive a Staples EASY button. Except instead of saying "That was easy." when pressed, it calls 911 and reports itself as stolen.

I insert a set of theatre masks.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive the Phantom of the Opera himself, except without his mask. Let me tell you, his fully exposed face is not a pleasant sight...

I insert a bowling ball.

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Jordthro
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 100
Registered: 07-22-2012
IP: Logged

You get a bowling block that looks like a 6-sided die roughly the size of a bowling ball. Hitting those pins takes a ton of effort as the finger holes barely help you slide the block down the lane and the friction between the lane and the block is certainly much higher than its much more functional cousin the bowling ball. Good luck getting 1.

I insert Season 1 of "Saved by the Bell" on DVD.


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105th Skywatcher

mrimer
Level: Legendary Smitemaster

Rank Points: 5058
Registered: 02-04-2003
IP: Logged

You get a painting called The Screech.

I insert a Geo Metro.

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Gandalf? Yes... That's what they used to call me.
Gandalf the Grey. That was my name.
I am Gandalf the White.
And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive a Mazda. Too bad you can't af-Ford it! (groan)...

I insert a tenor saxophone.

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averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 488
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You receive a big leather suitcase and a garment bag and a twelve-pound bowling ball and a lucky lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel.

I insert a brown paper bag with eye holes for wearing over one's head.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 488
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

I receive... a piece of thread with a bump in it? Ugh, the Machine must be on the fritz.

I repair the Machine and insert a bottle of cola.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive a piece of coke (meaning the plant, not the soda).

I insert a wizard hat.

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mrimer
Level: Legendary Smitemaster

Rank Points: 5058
Registered: 02-04-2003
IP: Logged

You receive a troll.

I insert Banjooie.

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Gandalf? Yes... That's what they used to call me.
Gandalf the Grey. That was my name.
I am Gandalf the White.
And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.