jessiereal24
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I wish I could not be corrupted here! Haha

azb
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Okay, *you* are not corrupted. In fact, you're perfectly healthy.
However, your wishes are still corrupted.

I wish that Temporal Aumtliches came to real life.

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We missed one at the bottom of last page.

bdwing: Your wish is granted! The perfect wish is now on the tip of your tongue. However, after the vigorous chewing from last nights tough steak that accidentally led to a self-inflicted wound, that tip is in your stomach.

I cannot grant the other one as I don't yet know what a Temporal Aumtlich is. I'm getting there. So we'll let that one stand. I wish someone else would grant it.

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Granted. I grant my own wish, causing disaster, which ends up in all of us being transported to Uh-oh.



I wish this thread were more active.

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BlueFlower
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Granted. The thread has now lost 20kg, because of it's activity.
I wish for Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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Grnted, on a video tape. I'm assuming you got rid of your VCR?

I wish my wish will not be granted.

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averagemoe wrote:
I wish my wish will not be granted.

Grant... Oh... That's so...
I wish I'll see new Smitemaster's Selection for DROD RPG someday...

Jeff_Ray...
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Your wish is granted, but it's a linear path spanning 50+ rooms where you kill roaches at every turn and Tendry sings for the entire thing.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

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Pinnacle
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Jeff_Ray... wrote:
Your wish is granted, but it's a linear path spanning 50+ rooms where you kill roaches at every turn and Tendry sings for the entire thing.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

Granted, but...oh, I see what you're trying to do. I will simply grant that wish as-is, paradox and all. Nice try though.

I wish for the ability to travel back in time, while also keeping all the knowledge I had at the point I traveled back (so no "Granted, but you forget everything you've learned so you just do all the same things again" nonsense).

Experience in D&D with a DM that would always corrupt the Wish spell into something horrific helps here.

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Granted. You travel back in time to the 1300s in Middle Europe. You are accused of witchcraft (everybody saw you exit that portal), and burned alive.

I wish to be an aumtlich.

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BlueFlower
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You're given a purple robe, and a harmless orange flashlight. Everyone now thinks you're a monk.

I wish for a bell

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Granted,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o19YuGdtvRE
but you find yourself surrounded by scholars of literature reciting Late Renaissance and early Baroque metaphysical poetry.

I wish for a GSD puppy.

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Here you go, one GSD puppy. Would you like some ketchup with it?



I wish I were a Slayer.

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NoahT
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TCB spoilers ahead:

Granted;
I wish I would focus long enough to be employable.

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brian_s
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Granted. Your employment lasts two days, after which you lose focus and get fired.

I wish for warm weather.

azb
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Granted, it's so hot you burst into flames.

I wish that platinum medals, not gold medals, would be awarded for first place winners in competitions.

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BlueFlower
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Granted. You'll pay for it though

I wish for DROD 6.

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JamesBond007
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Granted, but the game runs on completely new engine, making previous holds incompatible.

I wish for Flash DROD Episode Five to be completed before the end of May 2015.

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JamesBond007 wrote:
Granted, but the game runs on completely new engine, making previous holds incompatible.

I wish for Flash DROD Episode Five to be completed before the end of May 2015.

I know what I am doing is against the spirit of this thread but... Granted.

I wish for a desk with height adjustment for standing and sitting.

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Granted, it's at stand height when you're sitting, and sit height when you stand.

I wish for all official holds to be compiled into one big super hold.

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Granted-Well there goes the summer. And the job.

I wish the forum had more realistic emoticons.

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Granted, they are so gruesomely realistic that they give you nightmares.

I wish that I could learn more about The Secondizing.

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Granted, but it's filled with dank memes and/or duck drawings.

I wish for a roach to eat me.

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Granted, with no corruption at all. No tricks, just a roach eating you. Because we're all jerks on this thread.

I wish for a full set of sprites for a character tht only appears in a little animation that might play when the bar was clicked. She was given the unofficial name "Shethro".

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averagemoe wrote:
Granted, with no corruption at all. No tricks, just a roach eating you. Because we're all jerks on this thread.

I wish for a full set of sprites for a character tht only appears in a little animation that might play when the bar was clicked. She was given the unofficial name "Shethro".

Granted, but I forgot the R, so now you just have a character sheet for Stentho the Snake Queen from Realm of the Mad God.

I wish for a roach to at averagemoe.

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Xindaris
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Granted, a roach is "at averagemoe", which is interpreted to mean an ordinary, real-world, regular-sized roach happens to be a few feet away from him at one point while he's walking down the street or something.

I wish I had time and inspiration to finish all the partial holds I have going.

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Granted. In a burst of inspiration you will soon delete all partial holds from your computer. (That's one way of being finished with them at least ).

I wish I had more time so that I could actually play DROD every once in a while.

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Xindaris wrote:
Granted, a roach is "at averagemoe", which is interpreted to mean an ordinary, real-world, regular-sized roach happens to be a few feet away from him at one point while he's walking down the street or something.

I wish I had time and inspiration to finish all the partial holds I have going.

That's creepy, I found a cockroach-like bug on my knee yesterday.

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Insoluble wrote:
Granted. In a burst of inspiration you will soon delete all partial holds from your computer. (That's one way of being finished with them at least ).

I wish I had more time so that I could actually play DROD every once in a while.

Granted, but then in the middle of a difficult hold, your computer crashes and you lose all data. And you didn't back up your system.

I wish for a sequel to DROP RPG: Tendry's Tale.

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Granted; said sequel is basically the "Final Fantasy X-2" of DROD's.

I wish Alton Brown would go back to just making the Good Eats show again instead of hosting those competition show things.

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