Jatopian
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1842
Registered: 07-31-2005
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The update introduces bugs to collision detection and rendering. Then the developers poof.

I wish for a tasty cake that is not hazardous to health to appear on a level steel platter on my table.

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Emojk
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 94
Registered: 09-05-2010
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The cake is not hazardous to health at all. In fact, it's the best thing you've ever tasted. So much so that everything else tastes like wet ashes from now on.
Oh, and of course you have no recipe to recreate this wonderful cake.

I wish for a portable teleporter that teleports me where I want to without changing my molecular self in any way.

12th Archivist
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 789
Registered: 12-07-2008
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Granted. The teleporter does not affect your molecules in the slightest. Your atomic nuclei, on the other hand...

Let's just hope your vacation plans don't include touring cities.

I wish gamer_extreme_101 would conquer EotS already.

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azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
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Granted, but then he gets lazy and stops doing LP's...

I wish for a dish.

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BlueFlower
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 156
Registered: 10-27-2013
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Granted. Your new TV provider is Dish.

I wish for a roach.

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azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
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Granted, you get one in DROD, and it eats you.

I wish to travel back in time.

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Jordthro
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 100
Registered: 07-22-2012
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Granted, you travel the smallest fraction of a nanosecond back in time. Even the subatomic state of the universe remains for the most part completely unaltered. You have no idea your wish was ever granted and you spend the remainder of your years with exactly the same outcome as if you had never denied the laws of physics--which you did.

I wish I owned all of the CD's Caravel Games ever produced and also a physical copy of Webfoot DROD.

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skell
Level: Legendary Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3734
Registered: 12-28-2004
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Granted, you own one set of all of the CD's Caravel Games ever produced and also a physical copy of Webfoot DROD burned to charcoal.

I wish I weren't lactose intolerant.

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NoahT
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1133
Registered: 06-17-2003
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Granted, now your body can't handle anything else, not even air and water.

I wish I weren't so indecisive.

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Jordthro
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 100
Registered: 07-22-2012
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Granted, but you always decide based on how funny a TV audience would think your choice is as if you were in the Truman show.

I wish my car were a Transformer who, despite being formidably stronger than I am, still thought of me like the Lone Ranger's horse thinks of him. Right now it's been awhile seeing the "Check Engine" light and I feel bad I still haven't gotten it fixed.

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azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
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Granted, but in the "Robot" phase it falls on you and you are squashed.

I wish for knowledge.

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JamesBond007
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 43
Registered: 07-26-2014
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Granted, but this knowledge is useless.

I wish for Zelda/EarthBound crossover.

BlueFlower
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 156
Registered: 10-27-2013
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Wish granted. a Professor Layton/Zelda crossover, which is to be released on Nov. 2nd. It has over 815 puzzles.

I wish for Smitemastry services.

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JamesBond007
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 43
Registered: 07-26-2014
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Granted, but your only enemies are the Slayers.

I wish for DROD 2-4 holds as Smitemaster Selections (not only from CaravelNet). Currently, we have KDD2.0+The Choice. We could also have JtRH+TCB and GatEB+Flood Warning (FW is available separatedly, but I think it also comes with DROD 4).

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
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Granted, but they are at a ridiculously high price that you cannot afford (over $1,000,000), so you are forced to continue with CaravelNet.

I wish that there were more TSS holds, and that they weren't bugged or corrupted.

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brian_s
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 587
Registered: 05-27-2004
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Granted, but half of them are trivial one room holds and the other half are so hard that you cannot get past the first room.

I wish I owned my own house.

skell
Level: Legendary Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3734
Registered: 12-28-2004
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Granted. You own a really big and great house, away from any civilization, without internet, with not phone access and the nautrally occuring anomalies make it impossible to access satellite networks. Have I mentioned there are no roads to it?

I wish I could speak English with Received Pronounciation.

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azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
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Granted, but you lose all other English skills, such as grammar and proper spelling. You eventually revert to your native language and no one can understand you anymore.

I wish that someone would make DROD: The Movie.

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Jordthro
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 100
Registered: 07-22-2012
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Granted, but it's directed by M. Night Shmayalan and the twist ending is that the entire world of the Eighth is one big dream by the same kid who could see dead people all grown up. Double twist.

I wish I was still in the Navy.

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BlueFlower
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 156
Registered: 10-27-2013
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Granted, but your skin in now a deep navy blue.

I wish for a Progress Bar (TM),

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azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
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Granted, but the developers of the game this particular progress bar is for are extremely lazy, so the bar only moves a nanometer in 10 years. You eventually expire of age before the game ever gets released, which it never does because the devs have obviously died of age as well.

I wish that someone would mod DOOM and make it DROD-based without any errors: game-crashing, cosmetic, or otherwise.

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brian_s
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 587
Registered: 05-27-2004
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Granted, but the game itself is now 5 minutes long.

I wish I has a pet malamute.

JamesBond007
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 43
Registered: 07-26-2014
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Granted, but you decide to live in Alaska.

I wish Caravel will purchase the rights to Webfoot DROD.

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
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Granted, but in exchange Webfoot owns caravel now.

I wish I were a master coder, without dying because I didn't sleep, drink, or eat.

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brian_s
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 587
Registered: 05-27-2004
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Granted, but your mastery is in obsolete and obscure programming languages.

I wish I was not going bald.

BlueFlower
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 156
Registered: 10-27-2013
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Granted... Ahhh! It's Bigfoot!

I wish for nothing.

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Godot23
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 114
Registered: 02-28-2013
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Granted. You are given absolute nothingness. No light. No air. No consciousness. Nothing.

I wish that Pheonix Wright games would come out more often. QUALITY Pheonix Wright games, might I add.

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Violets are red
Everything is red
My house is on fire

Pinnacle
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1129
Registered: 06-10-2004
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Granted. None of them get localized.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

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Twice (adv.): Once too often.
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azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
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Granted, but the fairies retire before you can use your wishes.

I wish to wield a spear in real life.

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bdwing
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 288
Registered: 02-16-2003
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Granted. You are spear carrier number 3 in a local production of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.


I wish I knew what to wish for.

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