Ezlo
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I'm surprised that this has never ever been done before here. It seems pretty popular on other forums I frequent. The game goes like this:

Person A: I wish that I had a brand new car!
Person B: Granted, but it falls apart within a month, leaving you stranded on the side of the road. I wish that I had passed that math test.
Person C: Okay, but by doing so you've been pushed ahead to advanced studies, and I'm not helping you anymore. I wish...

And so on. People can't post until two more people have posted to prevent flooding. For my first wish:

I wish my dad wasn't alergic to dogs.

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Canadian_Army
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Okay, but now you allergic to humans

I wish I could win the Mr. Universe contest!

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coppro
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Canadian_Army wrote:
Okay, but now you allergic to humans

I wish I could win the Mr. Universe contest!

Okay, but immediately after, the contest falls into a black hole.

I wish TCB was finished!

UrAvgAzn
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Sure, but you try to install it and it crashes your computer.

I wish I were a smiter.

Keep posting,

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silver
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Granted. You are now Julius Caesar, smiter of Gauls and other enemies of Rome.
And it's March 14th...

I wish that I had the power to grant myself my own wishes within my own parameters.


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Ezlo
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Granted, but I have the power to corrupt them as I see fit.

I wish that some of my friends would come join this forum as well.

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UrAvgAzn
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Okay, but everytime they get 2 mod points, they use it to mod you down.

I wish I could have a taco.

Keep posting,

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coppro
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You could... but you don't.

I wish I won The Game (oops, sorry. I lost)

Jatopian
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UrAvgAzn wrote:
I wish I could have a taco.

But you have to go to Mexico, and either drink the water or get horribly thirsty.
I wish I were omnipotent.

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coppro
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Jatopian wrote:

UrAvgAzn wrote:
I wish I could have a taco.

But you have to go to Mexico, and either drink the water or get horribly thirsty.
I wish I were omnipotent.

But you got Sarnath'd, so the wish is rendered null and void.

I wish I were thirsty.

Jatopian
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This post is

coppro wrote:
Sarnath'd

...eh?

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coppro
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Jatopian wrote:
This post is

coppro wrote:
Sarnath'd

...eh?

Sorry. It's a term from another forum where Sarnath was a user well known for beating people to the punch, as I did. Hence the term "Sarnath'd" has evolved into language over there, to mean when someone beats you by a small amount of time to a post.

jamesdenem
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coppro wrote:
I wish I were thirsty.

Granted, you are now wandering the Sahara Desert weeth nothing to drink but sand.

I wish that this wish was spelled correctly.

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[Last edited by jamesdenem at 09-08-2006 02:01 AM : Due to my wish, I can spell my wish correctly, but not aneething else]

UrAvgAzn
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Granted, but now you can't spell anything else right.

I wish I had an enchilada.

Keep posting,

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coppro
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You did, but somebody stole it.

I wish I was the one who stole his enchilada.

Niccus
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Granted, but your poorly worn ski mask led to your quick arrest.

I wish I can speak in crypto.

UrAvgAzn
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Not sure what that means, but now you can't speak English.

I wish I had a dollar to buy a snack from a snack machine.

Keep posting,

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jamesdenem
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Dollar you have, but not snack to buy it with.

While this misspelling is somewhat fun I wish that i could spell all words right.

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zex20913
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Granted, but now your grammar is very poor.

I wish I had DROD this month.

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coppro
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You do, but at the cost of your OS.

I wish I hadn't just eaten all those Doritos.

Ezlo
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Granted, but some teenager in New York sues for some odd reason and you lose a lot of money.

I wish that everone was happy!

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Chaco
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Granted by way of the Zealot's Plague, but then there's a food shortage caused by lack of farming.

I wish I had cube summoning powers.

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UrAvgAzn
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Sure, but then you get eaten by one.

I wish I had sphere summoning powers.

Keep posting,

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silver
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Granted. You may now summon a sphere of neutronium in your vicinity.
(Hint: I wouldn't actually exercise this power were I you. I mean, unless you want to be ripped into atoms by tide forces).

I wish I hadn't made this wish.


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Canadian_Army
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Ok but now you dont get the mod point I was going to give you

I wish I was as cool as Erik

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coppro
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Your body temperature is now precisely equal to Erik's.

I wish.

jamesdenem
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your wish had been granted. The only words that will appear are the words I wish.

I wish that the next wisher must wish a wish for me.

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silver
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Granted.

I wish jamesdenem's face were covered with big, hairly, ugly moles. (uh, did you mean to say you wanted a good wish to be made for you?)

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Ezlo
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Granted, but now yours is even worse than his.

I wish I own a company that made make me millions of dollars that I would keep for the rest of my life, unless I decided to spend some.

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Canadian_Army
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Here you are! You life ends... NOW

I wish I had more Positive mod points

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