×There are so many rules, it is hard to abide them all, although theoretically in a longer post it will be easier to keep to them, which is why I am now thinking of, designing, and finally creating as long a sentence as I can, which hopefully will not annoy anyone else, in fact I think that if this sentence turns out to be very long I might put it in secret tags, so that people will not have to scroll through it all, although some people, I think, probably deserve to have to scroll through it all (excluding anyone called Zach), and in actual fact I am cheating quite a bit to get all the rules through, eg the one about using the word 'abstain' or one of its forms in your sentence (that really was cheating
), or maybe one of the other rules, such as the one about using a colour (eg black - cheating again) in your sentence - I mean my sentence, as you can't use this sentence as your sentence, because of the last rule that you cannot use Someone Else's or someone else's (ha, ha, very funny pun)sentence as your own, and also, as this sentence is getting quite long, I think I might as well put it in secret tags, otherwise (as stated before) people will need to scroll through all of it every time they read this page - the secret tags are actually quite useful you know, you can use them for hiding secrets (hence the name) or hiding long meaningless sentences (thats not to say this sentence is meaningless, it actually has many meanings, though I can't be bothered to think of them all) that will annoy people, or something else that I haven't thought of yet - well, many people say that I am a quick thinker, but I can't really think of any other use for the secret tags, and I'd better post this sentence now, otherwise someone else (not necessarily Someone Else) will post first and make a new rule that this sentence may not follow, and after I have posted it I will edit it and make it even longer, until I get bored of it, which shouldn't be too long now, because I will end this sentence here, then edit it to make it longer, and as this is an edit right now, I feel quite justified in saying this sentence is really becoming quite meaningless and is becoming ridiculous in length (see the new rule I make, though it doesn't apply to this sentence of course, so I can make this sentence as long as I like MUAHAHAH), and here goes another edit, and I hope that the computer doesn't crash while I am typing this (I can touch type you know, I am touch typing much of this sentence), and I also hope that people will not be stupid enough to read the rest of this sentence, for if all goes well it will go on for a lot longer, in fact ridiculously longer, but perhaps the people here ARE stupid (its hard to tell with some of them), in which case they will read the rest of this sentence out of, say, sheer curiosity, or maybe because they are looking for a flaw in this sentence so they can point it out and criticize it (eg that spelling of criticize was hopefully correct, I can't be bothered to get a dictionary), in which case they are stupid mean and foolish, like many of the people at my school (another edit), although I don't think its very nice to call them that, they might do something bad to me, but you people on the forums would not care would you, I mean you don't care that I cut myself on some glass yesterday morning, and that I also fell over and grazed my knees yesterday afternoon, and that I felt very depressed at the beginning of the year, and that I can't think of anything else that you wouldn't care about (you don't care about a lot of things but I can't specifize - if thats how you spell it), except for that here comes another edit - its a funny word, 'edit', with four letters, an e, a d, an i, and a t, which also make up the word tide, which happens to be edit backwards, and diet (speaking of diets I know a great deal of people who should be on one), and tied (one more r and you have tried, change the d to s and you have ties), don't you think play on words is interesting - I mean such things as anagrams, palindromes, stuff like that, poetry, etc etc etc (another funny word - where did etc come from, what does it stand for (is it etcetera or ecterace or whatever), who it belongs to, and so on) - you know, this sentence is becoming quite ridiculously long, so I think I will stop now, and give myself a break (I may return to it afterwards and lengthen it, but by then no-one will be reading it, and no-one will care about what it says, because they know it will be pointless, stupid, ridiculous and annoying, so maybe I won't after all), and I really want to play some computergames (like doom 2 - I wonder if anyone here plays that), and to end this sentence I say that I hope that it fulfills the rules, and thank you for reading (if you've gotten this far), and good night.
