RoboBob3000
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1978
Registered: 10-23-2003
IP: Logged

>Get creature

You place the creature in your satchel.

>NW
>SW
>S
>E
>UP

[Edited by RoboBob3000 at Local Time:03-07-2005 at 07:00 AM]

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Maurog
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1501
Registered: 09-16-2004
IP: Logged

> You are overburdened! Drop something!
> You are overburdened! Drop something!
> You are overburdened! Drop something!
> You are overburdened! Drop something!
> You are overburdened! Drop something!

You hear loud noises coming from your satchel.

> look in satchel.

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Slay the living! Raise the dead!
Paint the sky in crimson red!

Malarame
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 220
Registered: 02-04-2003
IP: Logged

The creature looks back at you and growls. It looks like he doesn't enjoy being stuffed into a tiny satchel.

> Take creature out of satchel

The creature resumes licking your face once he is out.

All of the sudden, the creature moves away and starts gesturing for you to follow it.

> Follow creature

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Matt O'Leary
Webb Institute
Class of 2007

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
-Groucho Marx

Abbyzzmal
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 348
Registered: 07-03-2004
IP: Logged

The creature leads you to a conical mountain covered with pieces of crystalized ginger. Its vacant eyes gaze at you expectantly.

In the distance, you see a family of four enjoying a picnic.

egg egg
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 64
Registered: 01-20-2005
IP: Logged

>Throw creature at picnicers

Shall we call him Jim?

trick
Level: Legendary Smitemaster
Rank Points: 2580
Registered: 04-12-2003
IP: Logged

>Throw creature at picnicers

You heft the creature up in your arms and, aiming carefully, throw the creature towards the picnicers. The creature flies in a beautiful arc across the sky, before it heavily hits the ground right in front of you. On second thought, maybe the creature is too heavy to throw that far.

Shall we call him Jim?

I do not know "Shall we call him Jim?".

> name creature Jim

You tell the creature you have named him Jim. The creature is outraged at this, and proceeds to rip your head off.

YOU HAVE DIED

Your score is 7 out of a total of 9763.

Restart, restore or undo ?

> undo

[Edited by trick at Local Time:03-07-2005 at 05:18 PM]

stigant
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1182
Registered: 08-19-2004
IP: Logged

> use spoon tooth on ginger

You gingerly scrape some ginger from the conical structure.
You now have ginger

> feed ginger to creature.

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Progress Quest Progress

agaricus5
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1838
Registered: 02-04-2003
IP: Logged

The creature sucks the tooth, but suddenly spits the ginger out of its mouth in a spray, covering you with saliva and knocking you over. Obviously, the creature dislikes the pungent taste of ginger.

You get up and wipe yourself with the piece of fluff expelled onto you from the creature's mouth. You obtain:

A piece of sticky fluff,
Some saliva and ginger solution,
Some sticky mud mixed with saliva and ginger.

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Resident Medic/Mycologist

stigant
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1182
Registered: 08-19-2004
IP: Logged

> go picnicers

You walk slowly towards the picnicers. The sun is warm, but not at all astonishing, and you are drawn back into memories of your childhood when you would run barefoot through the grassy meadows near your house.

> remove shoes

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Progress Quest Progress

Malarame
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 220
Registered: 02-04-2003
IP: Logged

You place your shoes in your satchel and continue to walk barefoot. After a few steps, however, you step in something squishy which you see is a pile of dung. The creature looks embarrassed and you realize it's his dung.

Your foot feels something long and hard buried within the pile of dung.

> x dung pile

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Matt O'Leary
Webb Institute
Class of 2007

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
-Groucho Marx

mrimer
Level: Legendary Smitemaster

Rank Points: 5056
Registered: 02-04-2003
IP: Logged

You x the dung pile.

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Gandalf? Yes... That's what they used to call me.
Gandalf the Grey. That was my name.
I am Gandalf the White.
And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.

agaricus5
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1838
Registered: 02-04-2003
IP: Logged

The dung pile is not amused. It performs x back on your foot, much to the amusement of the creature, who begins to laugh hysterically.

>Use Ginger Saliva on Fluff.

You mix the fluff and saliva in your hands. You obtain a glue and fluff applier.

>Use glue on creature's mouth.

The glue is surprisingly sticky, since you succeed in gluing the moth shut completely. However, you also accidentally glue your arm to the mouth in the process. The creature begins to thrash around.

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Resident Medic/Mycologist

egg egg
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 64
Registered: 01-20-2005
IP: Logged

>Use Shark Tooth to free arm

You use the shark tooth to cut through the glue stuff. Unforturnately you also cut off you right hand in the process.

stigant
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1182
Registered: 08-19-2004
IP: Logged

>go picnicers

in light of your current situation, you decide to hurry up and get to the picnicers. On seeing you and the copious amounts of blood, the picnicers all faint in horror. You see a picnic blanket and basket as well as assorted food stuffs.

>look picnic basket

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trick
Level: Legendary Smitemaster
Rank Points: 2580
Registered: 04-12-2003
IP: Logged

As you bend over to check out the contents of the picnic basket, you catch a glimpse of the torrent of blood gushing out from where your right hand used to be. Upon seeing this, you pass out.

You dream of kittens.

You awake. It seems to be early evening, but you're not sure. The world is running around you in circles.

> look hand

[Edited by trick at Local Time:03-07-2005 at 10:31 PM]

stigant
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1182
Registered: 08-19-2004
IP: Logged

A kind stranger seems to have patched your hand using various combinations of the sticky goo and lint. Also, they have improvised a new hand made out of a week-old pair, a permanent marker (green), the stick from a jar of white-out, a battery-powered toothbrush (pink), a herring and a corkscrew. The herring is starting to smell.

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Progress Quest Progress

trick
Level: Legendary Smitemaster
Rank Points: 2580
Registered: 04-12-2003
IP: Logged

> use battery-powered toothbrush (pink) on dung pile

stigant
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1182
Registered: 08-19-2004
IP: Logged

You have negligibly improved the dental hygiene of the dung pile. It still has severe cavities and probably needs a root canal. In the process, you managed to uncover a small amulet in the shape of a toilet. The battery-powered toothbrush (pink) is starting to smell.

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Progress Quest Progress

trick
Level: Legendary Smitemaster
Rank Points: 2580
Registered: 04-12-2003
IP: Logged

> examine amulet

Inside the amulet, you find the other half of the decayed tooth you pulled from the creature's mouth! You add the tooth fragment to your bag of stuff.

You try to examine the amulet more carefully, but it is too dirty to make out anything else.

> use battery-powered toothbrush (pink) on amulet

egg egg
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 64
Registered: 01-20-2005
IP: Logged

You reveal an ancient inscription saying

'Do not remove the tooth from this amulet under any surcumstances. Curse activating in 5......4.........3.........2.......'

Abbyzzmal
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 348
Registered: 07-03-2004
IP: Logged

>Remove tooth from amulet

Fried Chips
Level: Goblin
Rank Points: 17
Registered: 02-06-2005
IP: Logged

You try to remove the tooth, only stopping when you realise that you already did that. Then the curse activates.

When you regain conciousness, you discover that your nose is now very similar to an elephant's trunk.

>Place trunk in satchel

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Die dulci freurete, homines

Abbyzzmal
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 348
Registered: 07-03-2004
IP: Logged

You hide your face in your bag, and remember the prophecy you saw as a child concerning an elephant-faced man adventuring for some reason. It is said that the first thing he did after hiding his face was freeing the field mice from a powerful tyrant.

A field mouse runs up to you.

>Question Freewill

trick
Level: Legendary Smitemaster
Rank Points: 2580
Registered: 04-12-2003
IP: Logged

Freewill the Field Mouse stands up to your piercing inquiries with remarkable success. It's a smart little thing, smarter than the average field mouse. Smarter than you.

After some time of idle chit chat, Freewill presents the idea of freeing his friends from a powerful tyrant that lives in the neighborhood. The tyrant happens to really like field mouse stew. Freewill's point of view is that this is a bad thing. He says his friends will die if you don't help.

You consider this. After a little while of pondering, the creature not named Jim goes over to you and mumbles sounds of acceptance through holes it has bitten in your right hand, which is still stuck in its glued shut mouth.

> accept quest

Fried Chips
Level: Goblin
Rank Points: 17
Registered: 02-06-2005
IP: Logged

You gladly accept the task laid upon you by your new friend and companion, Freewill. Together, you embark upon your wild, dangerous and exciting adventure. Your first task is to find the location of the tyrant. After much discussion, you decide on a method and locate a suitable hazel tree.

> Cut tyrant-divining rod

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Die dulci freurete, homines

Malarame
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 220
Registered: 02-04-2003
IP: Logged

To activate the rod, Freewill informs you that you'll have to use a machine back at his village.

Freewill scampers off and you follow, being careful not to crush him under your foot. He leads you to the field mouse village (which is remarkably advanced for creatures with no opposable thumbs and brains the size of a pea), but as you approach it you feel an overwhelmingly irrational fear. You find you cannot come within ten feet of the village without having to turn and run.

You realize you're going to have to overcome an elephant's instinctive fear of mice if you ever want to save Freewill and his friends.

The creature not named Jim hands you a strange object he picked up somewhere.

> examine object

[Edited by Malarame at Local Time:03-08-2005 at 05:22 PM]

____________________________
Matt O'Leary
Webb Institute
Class of 2007

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
-Groucho Marx

agaricus5
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1838
Registered: 02-04-2003
IP: Logged

The object is a metallic figurine of a strange beast, similar in shape to an elephant, but in some way different, although you can't make out exactly what this difference is.

Inscribed on the base are the words "Dr. T. N. Ahpele. Rub figurine to make an appointment."

>Rub figurine.

Immediately, a strange feeling comes over you, and you feel yourself transported a few centimetres forward. You find yourself in an empty waiting room, with a door in front of you.

After a short while, a voice calls from behind the door to come in.

>Enter room.

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Resident Medic/Mycologist

MeckMeck GRE
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 594
Registered: 01-03-2005
IP: Logged

A old man stands in front of you. You smell a good taste. Meat ! The man turns around......

wait for input....

Fried Chips
Level: Goblin
Rank Points: 17
Registered: 02-06-2005
IP: Logged

>Examine source of meaty smell

The old man is offering you a bowl of field mouse stew! You've been tricked! Freewill was really an undercover agent of the tyrant. The figurine must have been place in not-Jim's inventory by Freewill when he wasn't looking. You thought it was a bit too convenient...

>Confront tyrant

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Die dulci freurete, homines

MeckMeck GRE
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 594
Registered: 01-03-2005
IP: Logged

The tyrann is taking out an old looking assault riffle....

> type your command
> Quicksave
> Ready
> type your command