moldar
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 54
Registered: 02-13-2003
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I feel fortunate that my job, 426th Greckle Counter, is one that I am at least moderately qualified for!

Zch
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 503
Registered: 05-15-2007
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365th Adder Fodder.

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NoahT
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1133
Registered: 06-17-2003
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As 293rd Perfectionism Adept, I clearly have to strive for greater perfection to move up the ranks.

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

My stuff:

mxvladi
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 2505
Registered: 02-11-2008
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Beep boop, 256th Automated Solver reporting in

Lucky Luc
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1215
Registered: 08-19-2012
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208th Raft Complaint Clerk here, reporting back after a long week of filing raft complaints.

DyRsOfDh14
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 56
Registered: 12-01-2007
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409th Raft Complaint Clerk reporting

Mecejide
Level: Goblin
Rank Points: 21
Registered: 03-25-2017
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32nd Raft Complaint Clerk Complaint Clerk here reporting that there was 1 complaint about Raft Complaint Clerks in Quarsuary, but none in Quinsuary or Sensuary.

mrimer
Level: Legendary Smitemaster

Rank Points: 5058
Registered: 02-04-2003
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1337th Spit Shiner, reporting for duty!

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Gandalf? Yes... That's what they used to call me.
Gandalf the Grey. That was my name.
I am Gandalf the White.
And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.

averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 488
Registered: 03-22-2012
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I know that I was a Greckle Counter, but I don't remember my number. I figure that's why I got fired.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

mrimer
Level: Legendary Smitemaster

Rank Points: 5058
Registered: 02-04-2003
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Hmm...guess you can't please all the people all of the time.

Am I playing this wrong?

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Gandalf? Yes... That's what they used to call me.
Gandalf the Grey. That was my name.
I am Gandalf the White.
And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.

Xindaris
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1531
Registered: 06-13-2015
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I'm a little confused by the entire situation, really. This thread was originally for that april fools a few years back where everyone got their usernames replaced with "empire citizen style names" like 348th Roach Queen Incubator or whatever, so people could record for future reference what their "role" was or something. Then recently someone revived it for some reason? I can't tell for sure if they wanted to report something they remembered from long ago but never posted here, or if they just decided to make up an Empire-sounding name and try to make this thread a Thing. Either way I don't really know how your post goes out of line with the recent revival. Maybe someone just really disliked the use of the number 1337?

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109th Skywatcher

Here are some links to Things!

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Dying Flutchman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 406
Registered: 01-27-2017
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43th confusion creator ready for action!

Or wait. No. 34th chaos cherisher. Was it?
Or, ... , this is really difficult to remember...

Yes, now I have it again: 345th complexity consultant reporting for duty!

No, that's not it either... Let me think.
Complexity canonicator. That's definitely what I am. But was it the 54th or the 45th?
Or...

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Autocorrect is not my friend. Apologies for the typos.

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mrimer
Level: Legendary Smitemaster

Rank Points: 5058
Registered: 02-04-2003
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Yeah, who knows. Not like it matters, just curious if I was playing wrong so I could fix it

I thought pronouncing the number "leet-th" sounded funny.

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Gandalf? Yes... That's what they used to call me.
Gandalf the Grey. That was my name.
I am Gandalf the White.
And I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.