BlueFlower
Level: Master Delver
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You run out of leaf Juice.

Dugan raises your taxes.

A person younger than you has a higher ranking than you.

The city forgot to wind your Clockweight.

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azb
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Actually, the last one should have been in the "You know you play too much DROD when..." thread.

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Zaratustra00
Level: Master Delver
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The most successful thieves are the most puzzle-minded.

Complex mechanisms involve at least one large roach.

Your surroundings are updated roughly every 5 years with entirely new graphics.

Chaosgamer
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The sun rises and sets in the same direction.

brian_s
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... your roach traps are large enough to double as your home security system.

... running close to a deadline means you look for a mimic or speed potion to increase your productivity.

Pinnacle
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Chaosgamer wrote:
The sun rises and sets in the same direction.

Pretty sure the sun doesn't actually set, it just appears to shrink and disappear into the opposite surface before rising through the ground and emerging again.

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Chaosgamer
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Pinnacle wrote:

Chaosgamer wrote:
The sun rises and sets in the same direction.

Pretty sure the sun doesn't actually set, it just appears to shrink and disappear into the opposite surface before rising through the ground and emerging again.

I suppose so, but using that vocabulary as a sort of analogy draws connections between the Eighth and the real world.