Seth
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 264
Registered: 02-17-2012
IP: Logged

>Go down and dive into second-littered grass at the speed of sound.

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997 error exceptions in the code,
997 error exceptions,
you take one down, patch it around
1278 error exceptions in the code...

west.logan
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 608
Registered: 03-09-2011
IP: Logged

During your descent you are greeted by the sound barrier. It grants you a magical canoe. You are still diving. What wouldst thou deu?

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-Logan

Panther
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 402
Registered: 03-19-2006
IP: Logged

> Stop diving, place canoe in Jet Stream, get in, and paddle off downstream.

Dischorran
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3408
Registered: 09-10-2005
IP: Logged

You watch as the paddle floats off downstream.

You are up the jet stream without a paddle. A jet crayfish floats by and hands you a life jacket.

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west.logan
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 608
Registered: 03-09-2011
IP: Logged

> Check life jacket.

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-Logan

Dischorran
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3408
Registered: 09-10-2005
IP: Logged

The life jacket's seal is intact. Breaking it open, you find one (1) life, refurbished by the OEM. Not nearly as good as a new one, but beggars can't be choosers. Congratulations, you now have a (slightly used) life!

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bdwing
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 288
Registered: 02-16-2003
IP: Logged

examine life

This life is a slightly used bowl of Life cereal. Someone chewed it up and spit it out. One thing is certain. Mikey won't eat it.

What now, mon frere? You are still up in the jet stream without a paddle.

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In the words of Cyndi Lauper:

"Until it ends, there is no end."

Dischorran
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3408
Registered: 09-10-2005
IP: Logged

>remove cereal from bowl
>put stream in bowl

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mako
Level: Disabled

Rank Points: 3
Registered: 12-11-2011
IP: Logged

Dischorran wrote:
>remove cereal from bowl
>put stream in bowl

The bowl Explodes and weather goes wrong. Snow in Hawaii? You are nasty.
>Remove pocket math teacher
>Throw her into the Stream

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See ya later losers!

Neather man
Level: Roachling
Rank Points: 6
Registered: 09-23-2012
IP: Logged

Her ghost floats out of the stream. She starts to attack. What now?