Neather man
Level: Roachling
Rank Points: 6
Registered: 09-23-2012
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Well, I won't mess it up with RPG stats, but welcome back to Text Adventure! You find yourself face-to-face with the 'Neather in an open Grass field! What do you do?

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12th Archivist
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 789
Registered: 12-07-2008
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> Eat some grass

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west.logan
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 608
Registered: 03-09-2011
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You tumble down a rabbit hole and find yourself vomiting.

You discover some medicine, a carrot, and a shoe.

What wouldst thou deu?

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Dischorran
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3408
Registered: 09-10-2005
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>Wait for other shoe to drop.

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Panther
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 402
Registered: 03-19-2006
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The other shoe tumbles down after you and hits you in the head, nearly knocking you out.

Whither goest?

12th Archivist
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 789
Registered: 12-07-2008
IP: Logged

>Put on shoe and walk back up the rabbit hole to where the adventure started

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Dischorran
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3408
Registered: 09-10-2005
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There is no shoe and walk back up the rabbit hole to where the adventure started visible here.

Whither goest?

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Panther
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 402
Registered: 03-19-2006
IP: Logged

> Put the carrot in the shoe, then pour the medicine over it. Observe carefully to see what happens to the carrot.

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Dischorran
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3408
Registered: 09-10-2005
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The carrot observes you equally carefully, and appears unimpressed.

You are in a rabbit hole. A carrot is perusing its surroundings.

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12th Archivist
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 789
Registered: 12-07-2008
IP: Logged

>Put the medicine in the shoe, and pour the carrot all over it

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It was going well until it exploded.
~Scott Manley

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Neather man
Level: Roachling
Rank Points: 6
Registered: 09-23-2012
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The carrot magically forms a Really Big Sword (TM)!

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skell
Level: Legendary Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3734
Registered: 12-28-2004
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> I take the weapon and look around for something to smite.

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Neather man
Level: Roachling
Rank Points: 6
Registered: 09-23-2012
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You climb out the hole since nothing is in it, and the 'Neather pulls out his hammer seeing you have the sword.

Dischorran
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3408
Registered: 09-10-2005
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> get 'neather

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Panther
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 402
Registered: 03-19-2006
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The rabbit, now fully awoken from his hibernation, grumpily pops his head out of his hole looking for whoever it was that so rudely disturbed his nap.

Now what?

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Dischorran
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3408
Registered: 09-10-2005
IP: Logged

>feed sword to rabbit

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Panther
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 402
Registered: 03-19-2006
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The rabbit greedily devours the sword, then grins evilly at you baring his new, razor-sharp, steel teeth.

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12th Archivist
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 789
Registered: 12-07-2008
IP: Logged

>Feed rabbit to self

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It was going well until it exploded.
~Scott Manley

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west.logan
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 608
Registered: 03-09-2011
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Self Gratification, a local merchant, thanks you for the meal. He offers you a gift in return. What wouldst thou deu?

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-Logan

Panther
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 402
Registered: 03-19-2006
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> Thank Self for gift and smile at him. Examine gift.

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Neather man
Level: Roachling
Rank Points: 6
Registered: 09-23-2012
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It's a time bomb!

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12th Archivist
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 789
Registered: 12-07-2008
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>Check date of detonation

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~Scott Manley

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Panther
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 402
Registered: 03-19-2006
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The countdown timer runs out as you look at it. The bomb bursts open, disgorging three hours, five minutes, and a handful of seconds, which all tumble onto the ground in front of you.

You are in a field. There are three hours, five minutes, and eleven seconds scattered before you in the grass.

Whither goest?

Neather man
Level: Roachling
Rank Points: 6
Registered: 09-23-2012
IP: Logged

Y

There is a TT Pirate in front of you. What now?

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Dischorran
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3408
Registered: 09-10-2005
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The middle hour appears smaller than the other two.

>Put TT Pirate in minute second hour

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Panther
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 402
Registered: 03-19-2006
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You carefully place the minute second hour containing the TT pirate in the grass. The TT pirate beats his fist on the inside of the hour, causing it to begin rolling. The hour rolls away, quickly becoming lost in the grass.

There are two more hours, five minutes, and eleven seconds lying in the grass here. Behind you is a rabbit hole.

Whither goest?

Dischorran
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3408
Registered: 09-10-2005
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>convert hours and minutes and seconds to metric

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bdwing
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 288
Registered: 02-16-2003
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There are seven thousand five hundred and eleven seconds lying in the grass here. Behind you is a rabbit hole.

Whither goest thou?


Note: Seconds ARE a unit of metric measurement.

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In the words of Cyndi Lauper:

"Until it ends, there is no end."

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west.logan
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 608
Registered: 03-09-2011
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> Go up.

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Panther
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 402
Registered: 03-19-2006
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You suddenly begin to float gently off the ground. As you slowly rise, you go into an astronaut-like weightless tumble.

Below you is a grass field with a rabbit hole. The grass around the hole is littered with seconds. You are floating lazily upwards.

Now what?