Someone Else
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 2398
Registered: 06-14-2005
IP: Logged
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Re: My mouse... And my keyboard. They are too close. (+2)
Oh! I hadn't really figured that out...
Anyway, Tim, I can assure you that all of the following statements are true in the reality in which we find ourselves:
1) It was the Spitemaster, and not someone else, in the video.
2) It was Someone Else, and not The spitemaster, in the video.
3) Pomegranates taste awesome.
4) I was the one in the video.
5) One might say that it was not Someone Else, but someone else in the video, and they would be wrong.
6) One might say that it couldn't have been someone else, because they, by an astonishing coincidence, saw that very person at a football game in New Jersey (it could have been futbol, but they were speaking out loud and so spelling doesn't come into play, and it was over a phone with a lot of static [the phone company hadn't been there to fix the phones yet], so they're not 100% sure which) at the exact time that the video was posted, and therefore it could only have been Someone Else.
Note: I can't vouch for whether the person referenced by #6 is telling the truth. As far as I know, they might be.
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