Samuel
Level: Delver

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Registered: 07-08-2007
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How about a little something to keep you busy in Forum Games:

A person writes a sentence and the next poster has to write a small anecdote around it, like so:

"... giant, ferocious and malevolent..."
"Once upon a time, a giant, ferocious and malevolent Hitler decided to murder innocent Jewish people with poisonous gas"

Here's the first sentence:

"...a small, fuzzy and yellow..."

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I believe in everything until it's
disproved. So I believe in fairies,
the myths, dragons. It all exists,
even if it's in your mind. Who's to
say that dreams and nightmares
aren't as real as the here and now?
John Lennon

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[Last edited by Samuel at 06-11-2009 08:04 AM]

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
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In a limited edition Pokemon game, a small, fuzzy, and yellow thing is your starter.

...and everyone died, but...

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Who, me?
FNORD

The Stew Boy
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 247
Registered: 05-10-2005
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A nuclear bomb went off unexpectedly in Australia and everyone died, but at least the world's average IQ went up 5 points.

... ate Popo the mailman...

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Samuel
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 69
Registered: 07-08-2007
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My Uncle Floyd was coming to tea but we had no food, so he ate Popo the mailman in ten chews.

...tried it twelve times...

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I believe in everything until it's
disproved. So I believe in fairies,
the myths, dragons. It all exists,
even if it's in your mind. Who's to
say that dreams and nightmares
aren't as real as the here and now?
John Lennon

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
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"I can do it! I can do it nine times!" So he tried it twelve times, and he did in fact do it exactly nine times.

...and if it wasn't for my horse....

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Who, me?
FNORD

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
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I would have a pocket roach production line, and if it wasn't for my horse eating the pocket roaches, it would work.

"(...) pretzels make good weapons..."

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lurking

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Sillyman
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Rank Points: 339
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Pretzels make good weapons, except when you try throwing them. The secret is anti-pretzels, you see.

...a protected landmark with suprisingly clean restrooms...

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Who, me?
FNORD

calamarain
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 933
Registered: 03-25-2007
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If you combine German efficiency with British heritage, the result is a protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms but awful decor.

...but not without at least three gerbils...

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My Holds

Briareos
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3516
Registered: 08-07-2005
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calamarain wrote:
If you combine German efficiency with British heritage, the result is a protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms but awful decor.

...but not without at least three gerbils...

A frog in a blender is a lot of fun, but not without at least three gerbils thrown into the mix.

...a child could do this...

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"I'm not anti-anything, I'm anti-everything, it fits better." - Sole
R.I.P. Robert Feldhoff (1962-2009)

hyperme
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1062
Registered: 06-23-2006
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Cause the entiree factory to burn down and bankrupt the company, a child could do this, but not a grown man!

...because of the stars...

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[Insert witty comment here]
Qzvlkx?

Lamkin
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 606
Registered: 08-17-2008
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When your mum saw some cheese, the flower casually scooped it up and gobbled it down, much to the chagrin of your mom's rhododendron.

...since it was on fire...

12th Archivist
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 789
Registered: 12-07-2008
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The smoking tire, smoking since it was on fire, rolled across the living room.

...when the blow-up smiley blew up...

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It was going well until it exploded.
~Scott Manley

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Tahnan
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 2459
Registered: 11-14-2005
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(just so Samuel doesn't complain about random downmods: I downmodded the first post because I found his example to be in bad taste. Carry on.)

zwetschenwasser
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 200
Registered: 05-22-2007
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AHAHA!! You never noticed that when the blow-up smiley blew up the resulting radioactive fumes mutated your hamster into a demonic creation capable of levelling all food courts in the entire world!

...since the doctor overate...

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Currently working on GaTEB and KDD (never finished the silly thing).

skell
Level: Legendary Smitemaster

Rank Points: 3734
Registered: 12-28-2004
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"I am hungry" I spoke in a silent voice, and since the doctor overate his response was much less silent regurgitation.

...the frying pan attacked the scientist...

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agaricus5
Level: Smitemaster
Rank Points: 1838
Registered: 02-04-2003
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After confirming that she had not, in fact, been transformed into a superhuman being, the woman holding a frying pan attacked the scientist with confidence.

"...before defenestrating his articles..."

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Resident Medic/Mycologist

zex20913
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1721
Registered: 02-04-2003
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Mafia boss Alberto Scaglione made sure to thoroughly check his new recruit's garb for wires and bugs before defenestrating his articles of clothing--no sense in letting good technology go to waste, and no sense in giving any semblance of comfort to the young man who wished to become a goon.

...shot after the viola...

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Samuel
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 69
Registered: 07-08-2007
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John Albert, the greatest conductor in the world was shot after the viola player threw violently a viola at John Albert's head which resulted in a gunfight.

...am I ever gonna see your face again...

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I believe in everything until it's
disproved. So I believe in fairies,
the myths, dragons. It all exists,
even if it's in your mind. Who's to
say that dreams and nightmares
aren't as real as the here and now?
John Lennon

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[Last edited by Samuel at 06-13-2009 01:51 AM]

richermartyn
Level: Roachling
Rank Points: 9
Registered: 09-11-2009
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Hey, Any body can tell me how to play Super Mario game and how to fighting with others I am new in this game but I have played previous version of this game.
Thank you very much in advance.

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Mind Game....

Snacko
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 448
Registered: 06-08-2006
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Someone once necrobumped a topic with a post entirely unrelated to the topic.

"perhaps he simply believed that the ant believed that...

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Director of the Department of Orderly Disruptions

brian_s
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 587
Registered: 05-27-2004
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His reasons for stomping on the ant are unknown, perhaps he simply believed that the ant believed that it was going to die from overwork anyway.

... and the door closed when ...

Jeff_Ray...
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Rank Points: 962
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He walked in the room, and the door closed when he stepped on the wire, leaving it pitch black. It was no surprise that he was soon eaten by Grues.

... the snapshot was tore apart ...

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Click here to find out my LPs' progress, and find out what I plan to tackle next!

Currently playing:


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brian_s
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 587
Registered: 05-27-2004
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Officers smashed down the door and ransacked the office. When they emptied the trash, they found that the snapshot was tore apart. Their best piece of evidence had been reduced to scraps.

. . . and to the north she found . . .

GigaClon
Level: Goblin
Rank Points: 21
Registered: 02-08-2007
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On her book tour, Sarah Palin took a break and to the north she found people that never hear of her

... a bowl of cheezy grits ...