Dischorran
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*ahem*

99 bottles of beer on the wall,
99 bottles of beer,
Take one down, pass it around,
98 bottles of beer on the wall!

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NiroZ
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Neather2
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NiroZ wrote:

It's this a "D'oh"?

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Conspiracy, my new hold, has just been released.

Dischorran
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NiroZ wrote:

Thanks!

Let's try this again from the top.

*ahem*

99 bottles of beer on the wall,
99 bottles of beer,
Take one down, pass it around,
98 bottles of beer on the wall!

98 bottles of beer on the wall,
98 bottles of beer,
Take one down, pass it around,
97 bottles of beer on the wall!

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NiroZ
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I *think* your supposed to continue Dischorran's song, like thus


97 bottles of beer on the wall,
97 bottles of beer,
Take one down, pass it around,
96 bottles of beer on the wall!

Maurog
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Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall,
That, rumour has it, how was it before
A bloody vendetta, a murder most queer
Has shook the foundations of all we hold dear.

They came out of nowhere like slivers of shade,
And marched through the room in an eerie parade,
No sound was heard as they lockpicked the door,
Who were they? We never have seen them before.

They sliced off its head in malicious delight,
Then drank all its fluids throughout the night,
And all that remained on the wall when they fled,
Was a miserable carcass, so empty and dead.

One lifeline was cut by the merciless Fate,
Where there were ninety-nine, there now stand ninety-eight.

Take heed to my story of murder and fright,
And don't leave your beer on the wall overnight.

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Paint the sky in crimson red!

skell
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Ninety-six bottles,
on the wall,
Hey, are you drunk?

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robin
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96 bottles of beer on the wall,
96 bottles of beer,
Take one down, pass it around,
95 bottles of beer on the wall!


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Sillyman
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Oh hai, look what I found:

BTW LOLCODE version of 99 Bottles of beer
BTW By Mike Gogulski  http://www.gogulski.com/) 13 July 2007
BTW LOLCODE is a programming language by and for lolcats
BTW http://www.lolcode.com/
BTW
BTW Tested with:
BTW   sjlol version 1.1 for lolcode 1.0
BTW     Win32 binary: http://www.rit.edu/~sjl7678/sjlol.zip
BTW     Home: http://lolcode.com/implementations/sjlol 
BTW     Online interpreter: http://wealhtheow.rh.rit.edu:8080/index
BTW       (Doesn't work with comments, so delete all "BTW" lines)
BTW
BTW Save as 99BOTTLZ.LOL, start with "sjlol 99bottlz.lol"
BTW
BTW LOLCATZ CNT SPEL 2 GUD
BTW
HAI
    VISIBLE "O HAI! IM IN UR BEERZ!"
    I HAS A VAR
    LOL VAR R 99
    IM IN YR LOOP
        VISIBLE VAR!
        VISIBLE " BOTTLZ OF BEER N TEH WALL, "!
        VISIBLE VAR!
        VISIBLE " BOTTLZ OF BEER!"
        VISIBLE "TAKE 1 DWN, PAS IT AROUN, "!
        NERFZ VAR!!
        IZ VAR LIEK 0?
            YARLY
                VISIBLE "NO MOAR"!
            NOWAI
                VISIBLE VAR!
        KTHX
        VISIBLE " BOTTLZ OF BEER N TEH WALL!"
        IZ VAR LIEK 0?
            GTFO
        KTHX
    KTHX
    VISIBLE "GIEV MOAR PLZ! KTHXBAI!"
KTHXBYE

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skell
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If only I could I would mod Sillyman's post +1337

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Insane
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Heh

skell
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Insane wrote:
Heh

Darn you Insane, you ruined my perfect illusion! I almost persuaded myself that it was no one else but Sillyman who wrote that code!
Now look at me, poor, deprived from dreams and fantasies human, with his ambitions devoured. What is left for me, huh? What, can you answer me?

Actually, now that I think about it, there is this one thing left on the wall for me:

95 bottles of beer on the wall,
95 bottles of beer,
Take one down, pass it around, *gulp* *gulp* *gulp*
94 bottles of beer on the wall!



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Sillyman
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skell wrote:
Darn you Insane, you ruined my perfect illusion! I almost persuaded myself that it was no one else but Sillyman who wrote that code!

Except that my name is not Mike Gogulski.

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TripleM
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I prefer the coder's version.. [from wikipedia]

99 little bugs in the code
99 little bugs in the code
Fix one bug, compile again
102 little bugs in the code

zwetschenwasser
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*enter tuba noise and cymbal crash stage right*

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Snacko
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94 bottles of beer on the wall!
94 bottles of beer!
Take one down, pass it around...wait...I lost count.

99 bottles of beer on the wall!
99 bottles of beer!
Take one down, pass it around,
98 bottles of beer on the wall!

EDIT: Removing modded down posts just makes things confusing.

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