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Asparagus good?

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compared to cheese? I prefer either, depending on the situation.

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Asparagus bad.


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This man is on to something.

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spew |spyoō|
verb [ trans. ]
expel large quantities of (something) rapidly and forcibly : buses were spewing out black clouds of exhaust.
• [ intrans. ] be poured or forced out in large quantities : oil spewed out of the damaged tanker.
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Asparagus is a glorious, glorious vegetable.

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This is like an (only slightly) less scientific Daily Mail / Express piece - classify everything in the world into two categories - Good and Bad (or Causes Cancer and Cures Cancer). I voted Good, but with the caveat that it only applies if it's properly cooked and in not too large a quantity.

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This is an excellent thread.

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I still don't see my candy thread.

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Asparagus can be good... but only if cooked right.

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Roasted, slowly, with kosher salt, butter, shaved parmesan and a sprinkle of summer savoury. Mmmm...

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Or maybe used to decorate gingerbread? Is that weird?

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noma wrote:
kosher salt

I'm beginning to think I have no idea just how complicated food can be when you're religious.

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"Kosher salt" is just a fancy name for rough large-grained cooking salt.

The "kosher" part is not because it's compatible with Judaism dietary laws (it is, but so is regular fine-grain salt), but rather because this is the type of salt used in making meat kosher (they use salt to drain out the blood out of the meat, since blood is considered unkosher).

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Hey! Why is a guy calling himself "pringles" interested in vegetables? Be careful! It might be a company agent which is searching for new flavors. Pringles Asparagus, now with 25% extra healthy vegetable extracts.

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I cuss!
You cuss!
We all cuss
for asparagus!

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eb0ny wrote:
Asparagus bad.


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Seconded.

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Znirk wrote:

noma wrote:
kosher salt

I'm beginning to think I have no idea just how complicated food can be when you're religious.

Probably about 38% simpler than it is for strict vegans who don't happen to own their own farm?

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MeckMeck GRE wrote:
Hey! Why is a guy calling himself "pringles" interested in vegetables? Be careful! It might be a company agent which is searching for new flavors. Pringles Asparagus, now with 25% extra healthy vegetable extracts.

Pringles with asparagus?