Anson
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Welcome to 'the missing link'
It's simple... someone rights a story and finds the missing vowel or something is wrong with it.

The story only has to be really short by the way.

Spot the missing link:

Bill was fishing from 12:00am to 6:00pm.
Bill was walking down a path and saw a bar.
In the bar bill said to the barmaid:
'Two gins and a tonic , thanks'
'So bill, how long was your trout?'
'This long but it got away:'
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'Two gins and a tonic again thanks.'
Bill drank the two gins and a tonic.
Bill met two girls.
'How did you go, Bill?'
'*drunk* I caught *hiccup* a trout this big but it got away:'
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Bill now talks to the barmaid.
'Six gins and Six Tonics thankssssss *hiccup*'
As soon as bill drank them:
Bill told Two boys his trout was this big:
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(Spot the missing link!)
Edit: Fixed mistake

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[Last edited by Anson at 05-27-2008 03:21 AM]

Tahnan
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Anson wrote:
It's simple... someone rights a story and finds the missing vowel or something is wrong with it.

Easy enough:

Bill was fishing from 12:00am to 6:00pm.
Later, Bill he was walking down a path and saw a bar.
In the bar bill Bill said to the barmaid:
'Two gins and a tonic , thanks.'
'So bill Bill, how long was your trout?'
'This long but it got away:'
|---|
'Two gins and a tonic again thanks.'
Bill drank the two gins and a tonic.
Bill He met two girls.
'How did you go do, Bill?'
'*drunk* I caught *hiccup* a trout this big but it got away:'
|----------------|
Bill now talks to the barmaid.
'Six gins and Six Tonics thankssssss *hiccup*'
As soon as bill Bill drank them:
Bill , he told Two two boys his trout was this big:
|--------------------------|

That's a start. It's still got a long way to go. For instance, people don't drink a few gins and a tonic, they drink a glass of "gin and tonic".

I mean, seriously, don't post a "spot the mistake" kind of puzzle/game if your post isn't going to be absolutely perfect otherwise.

Anson
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True.
I'm never fluent in English anymore.
Your turn. I think

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Tahnan
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What? No, seriously, what was the answer supposed to be?

TripleM
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Mudkip?

zex20913
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So I hear you like mudkipz. Wait, am I doing this right?

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RoboBob3000
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Isn't this too easy? ^_^

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TripleM
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Actually, no, I want to know what the real answer was too.. I'm intrigued. Bound to be disappointed, but intrigued nonetheless.