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DiMono
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What do you call a hundred lawyers falling from a plane?

Note: I will not accept "A good start" as an answer.

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Deploy the... I think it's a yellow button... it's usually flashing... it makes the engines go... WHOOSH!
03-01-2004 at 06:56 AM
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"Too bad they have parachutes."

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03-01-2004 at 07:03 PM
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"Last Tuesday"

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03-01-2004 at 08:02 PM
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"Dumb"

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03-01-2004 at 08:18 PM
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"George W. Bush and his clones"

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03-03-2004 at 05:44 AM
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Legal Eagles?

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03-08-2004 at 04:01 AM
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DiMono
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I was looking for "Skeet", but I'll give it to Eytanz for "last tuesday"

For those who don't know, skeet is what hunters shoot for practice on moving targets.

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03-10-2004 at 04:37 PM
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It seems like this topic has been abandoned for a LONG time, so can I go?

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03-27-2004 at 11:07 PM
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Yeah, sure.

But clean jokes, remember.

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03-28-2004 at 04:43 AM
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CLEAN? :~(
This would probably be offensive to a significant number of people, but...:unsure
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Please, if you consider this offensive, mod me down (Just not TOO much)
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03-31-2004 at 06:08 AM
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I would like to apologize for my evil twin who thought up these punchlines. If you are at all offendable, please ignore these...

Come to think of it, even if you're Andrew Dice Clay, please ignore these...

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[Edited by SKWERLL on 04-03-2004 at 10:02 PM GMT]

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Here's my joke, and yes, there is a clean intended answer for this.

What's brown and sticky?

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04-04-2004 at 01:27 AM
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Is the answer
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Yep... you're up
Boy do I love that joke


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Not exactly compliant with the rules, though, is it?

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He got tired of waiting 7 years for Bovis to come up with a really good one.

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10-10-2011 at 01:20 PM
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But you're still supposed to wait for someone else to guess the punchline. Like this:

What did the mama bullet tell the papa bullet?

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10-10-2011 at 01:28 PM
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But you're still supposed to wait for someone else to guess the punchline.
No one guessed the punchline either.
You guys win the internet today! +3

I've googled the answer to the bullet joke, and it's not nearly as funny to me as that exchange.

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Brainiac1999 wrote:
"You were fired a dozen times?"

Nope.

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10-10-2011 at 04:12 PM
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Never mind. It's "We're going to have a BB!"

I'm done, your turn.

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10-10-2011 at 05:00 PM
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Mudkip?

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10-10-2011 at 06:56 PM
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A dirtysaurus?



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10-10-2011 at 07:39 PM
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Here's one for ya. How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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10-11-2011 at 02:20 PM
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Rat Man wrote:
Here's one for ya. How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.

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The answer I was looking for was zero. They just reset the standard to darkness!

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Malthasaur?

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Because most of the men aren't into shopping. Especially clothes.
Note the most part. :huh
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I don't get that punchline.

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