Xindaris
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1531
Registered: 06-13-2015
IP: Logged

You receive a sharp symbol (the musical notation).

I insert "@_@"

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109th Skywatcher

Here are some links to Things!

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[Last edited by Xindaris at 03-12-2022 05:17 PM]

averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 487
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You receive "K_K". It's short for "cakes".

I insert a Tesla Coil.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive a lightbulb.

I insert a marble statue of Thomas Edison.

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Please feel free to test the ultimate arena: King Azb's Arena today!

IQubic
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 78
Registered: 11-22-2015
IP: Logged

You receive an oil painting of Nikola Tesla.

I insert a bowl of Treacle Stew.

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119th Skywatcher

Xindaris
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1531
Registered: 06-13-2015
IP: Logged

You receive [this portion of the post expunged for containing spoilers*]

I insert the Goldbach conjecture (that is, the claim that every even whole number more than 2 is the sum of 2 primes)



*-I'm kidding, I wrote the expungement myself.

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109th Skywatcher

Here are some links to Things!

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[Last edited by Xindaris at 04-05-2022 01:48 AM]

IQubic
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 78
Registered: 11-22-2015
IP: Logged

You receive a piece of paper that says: "The machine has found a proof for the Goldbach conjecture. Sadly this comment section is too short to contain the full proof!"


I insert a broken silver pocket watch.

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119th Skywatcher

averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 487
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You receive Gunthro's old-timey threat clock, which is a lot less cool than Beethro's pocket watch.

Xindaris wrote:
You receive [this portion of the post expunged for containing spoilers*]

I insert my lack of amusement.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

IQubic
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 78
Registered: 11-22-2015
IP: Logged

You receive a clown.

I insert Halph.

____________________________
119th Skywatcher

surrealcanine
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 142
Registered: 08-15-2018
IP: Logged

You get Jobus.

I insert a jar of Nutella.

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136th Skywatcher
surrealcanine plays All the DRODs

IQubic
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 78
Registered: 11-22-2015
IP: Logged

You get some nuts, and a bar of chocolate.

I insert Jobus. I don't want him.

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119th Skywatcher

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hyperme
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1062
Registered: 06-23-2006
IP: Logged

You recieve Halph. "I'm back!" says Halph.

I insert some odd socks.

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[Insert witty comment here]
Qzvlkx?

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive some even shoes.

I insert a metal nail, like is used to fasten wooden planks together.

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Please feel free to test the ultimate arena: King Azb's Arena today!

Didouneto
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 79
Registered: 03-21-2004
IP: Logged

You receive a bottle of metallic colored nail polish.

I insert a relaxing music CD.

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Cognizant
Level: Goblin

Rank Points: 16
Registered: 04-11-2022
IP: Logged

You receive a pizza.

I put in a spinner.

____________________________
I love life =)

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive a single die (the similarity being that most spinners on average have the same theoretical probability of landing on one part to a single die).

I insert a spinning toy top.

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Please feel free to test the ultimate arena: King Azb's Arena today!

disoriented
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 2386
Registered: 08-07-2007
IP: Logged

You receive a used VHS cassette of the movie "Inception".

I insert a list of groan-worthy puns.

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34th Skywatcher

Best to PM me, since I might miss your message on CaravelNet chat.

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[Last edited by disoriented at 04-20-2022 08:52 PM]

averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 487
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

The Machine shoots a tomato in your face.

I put the remains of the tomato back into the Machine.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

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azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive the small 3D slices that were used to add up to the quasi-spherical shape of the tomato.

I insert a vertebrae.

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Please feel free to test the ultimate arena: King Azb's Arena today!

hyperme
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1062
Registered: 06-23-2006
IP: Logged

You recieve a rib. It may or may not be from the same kind of animal the vertebrae was from.

I insert instructions for bisecting a line using a compass and straight edge.

____________________________
[Insert witty comment here]
Qzvlkx?

averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 487
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You receive a mathematical proof that it's possible in theory to double the volume of a cube with a compass and straightedge. The actual method, however, is still a mystery.

I insert a health potion.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive poison.

I insert the traditional lock - the square shaped one like you see as an icon on this forum.

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Please feel free to test the ultimate arena: King Azb's Arena today!

Xindaris
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1531
Registered: 06-13-2015
IP: Logged

You receive a pad of paper and a man named "Locke".

I insert a carton of fruit rainbow ice cream.

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109th Skywatcher

Here are some links to Things!

averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 487
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You receive lesbian frozen yogurt. Don't ask how a food item can be lesbian.

I insert as many bananas as the Machine can take.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You recieve an army of hungry monkeys.

I insert a dog whistle.

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Please feel free to test the ultimate arena: King Azb's Arena today!

averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 487
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You receive a catcall.

I insert sheet music for a horrible cacophony.

____________________________
There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.