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You receive a crooked Turk.

I insert Edmund Hillary.

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You get a yeti.

I insert a wind up toy monkey that bangs symbols together.

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You get Closet Cases of the Nerd Kind.

I insert a mountain of mashed potatoes.
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You receive the assurance that it means something and is important.

I insert a bowl of chili.

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04-08-2019 at 04:33 AM
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You receive, well, what's the best way to describe this...

You receive the thing that comes after a bowl of chili.

I insert one Gentryii chain link.

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You receive, well, what's the best way to describe this...

You receive the thing that comes after a Gentryii chain link.

I insert a plush Beethro.
04-09-2019 at 02:25 AM
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You receive a plastic roach figurine, and a note saying that two of something that comes after is enough.

I insert an origami dragon.

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You receive a paper cut. It burns.

I insert antiseptic cream
04-09-2019 at 03:39 AM
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Dying Flutchman
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You receive clotted cream.
I insert a scone.

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You receive an elliptic paraboloid (3D parabola, as seen in advanced calculus or differential geometry courses).

I insert a ∫.
04-11-2019 at 10:16 PM
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You receive an admonition for leaving off the dx.

I insert a gallon of sweet tea.

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04-12-2019 at 12:48 AM
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You receive a glass of leaf juice. Beethro then shows up and drinks it.

I insert a fox.

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The machine dances around for a couple of minutes and spits out a trot.

I insert a straitjacket.

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You receive a lab coat drenched in blood and a surgical scalpel.

I insert a quarter sphere.
04-13-2019 at 12:23 AM
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You receive a spherical quarter.

I insert a death metal cover of "Funky Town".

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04-13-2019 at 12:55 AM
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You receive a funk cover of "Metal Machine Music."

I insert a slice of mushroom quiche.

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The machine seems to be utterly perplexed. It makes confused whirring sounds. A few soft clicks can be heard. The opening at the front seems to be gasping for fresh air. For the first time, the machine just does not know what you do. You have won.

To encourage the machine, I insert a dozen or so self-help books about social anxiety and diminished self-confidence.

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04-13-2019 at 01:19 PM
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You get free workplace motivational posters.

I insert a single strand of hair.
04-13-2019 at 11:09 PM
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You receive Cousin It.

I insert a broken femur bone.

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An archeologist steps out and begins a long story detailing the size and body plan of the animal to which the bone belongs. He continues to detail the foraging and reproduction habits of the animal. When he starts a hypothetical pro and con discussion on supposed symbiosis with an ancient species of termite, the archeologist is eaten by the machine.

I insert the Indiana Jones movie "The Temple of Doom"

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You are sent to work there... forever.

I insert a hornet nest filled with live hornets.
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You get a large, red hornet that looks really ready to sting you.

I insert a Ziploc bag containing iron fillings.

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04-19-2019 at 06:00 AM
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You receive a Ziploc bag containing magnetic spinach.

I insert a mysterious glowing disk.

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You receive a lightcycle.

I insert the Machine into itself.


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Nothing seems to happen save for some rattling at the back of the machine. When you walk around to look, you find a small opened door. You're just in time to catch a glimpse of evil disoriented running away through the nearby woods.

I insert a mirror, a black cat, and a book of spells dealing with evil twins.

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08-07-2019 at 08:01 AM
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You receive The Talisman by Stephen King and Peter Straub.

I insert a plot for an action movie.
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You get the Last Action Hero.

I insert two evil eyes.
08-12-2019 at 11:53 PM
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You receive a large temporal split token.

I insert the entire Oxford English Dictionary, slowly, one page at a time, over an entire year.

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The Machine dispenses a list of all positive integers, slowly, one page at a time, over all of eternity.

Since the Machine is now going to be busy forever, I order a second one from the catalog and insert a gastrointestinal tract.

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You receive a sausage.

I insert a weather map.

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