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Sure, that's fine. The only reason I said alcohol was so you couldn't use a coca-cola advert. Made it a bit tougher.

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Ok, then. Please find:

A baby riding on an animal.

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Does it have to be only the baby?

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Oooh. Good question - I was intending only the baby, but I think that qualifies.

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Alrighty then. Find me someone lighting their cigarette (or cigar, or pipe, or whatever) with a blowtorch (or flamethrower, etc.). The cigarette has to be in someone's mouth, although anyone can be holding the lighting implement. No cartoons.

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Well... heh. This guy is lighting a pipe with a torch. (I'll keep looking)

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How about lighting a cigarette from some flaming shorts?

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Holy crap. Yeah, I'll give you that one. It's massive stupidity on both people's parts.

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Ooookay... how about a person wearing a Charlie Brown shirt. You know, the yellow one with black zig-zag on it.

Real person - no cartoon, obviously.

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I knew someone who used to wear a Charlie Brown shirt. I never took a picture of him though. So I guess this will have to do.

Now find for me a picture of someone with food stuck between their teeth.

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LOTS of stuff stuck in his teeth

How about... At least two kids wearing Michael Jordan jerseys.

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Schik wrote:
How about... At least two kids wearing Michael Jordan jerseys.

Okay, that one was HARD. Here we have at least four people, probably minors, sporting #23: http://www.hanklane.com/images/bulls.jpg

I would like to see someone who has clearly made a bad mistake, but that person is still unaware of the mistake. These things should be clear just from looking at the picture.

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Man, I've been trying to find a picture of someone voting in the 2000 election in Florida, but no luck.

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Okay, this is totally tongue-in-cheek, but...how about this one?

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how about this one?

Heh. I would accept it, but...

Beethro is obviously aware of his mistake.

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Yeah, I know...damn that expressive face of his!

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I'm pretty sure this will be a winner:

http://www.funclown.com/images/funnypics/duct_tape_boobs.jpg

She's definitely made a mistake, and she *clearly* doesn't know it yet.

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Show me someone with at least 20 piercings on their head/face.

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Um, would this count?

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Hmmm... I don't think those are actually piercings. Not a bad try, though.

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Well, I sincerely hope that this is a manipulated image, but it seems to answer the bill.


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Wow. But it's not a wonder. That person looks so ugly with them that they're probably that much worse without them.

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Schik wrote:
She's definitely made a mistake, and she *clearly* doesn't know it yet.

Ha! Perfect.

-Erik

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eytanz, that's actually the exact picture (though on a different server) that inspired that request. Good job.


[Edited by Schik on 10-16-2003 at 04:18 PM GMT: clarify who i'm talking to, since Erik snuck a post in there]

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Wow. But it's not a wonder. That person looks so ugly with them that they're probably that much worse without them.

Yeah, wow.

Imagine trying to have a conversation with her and look her straight in the eye for more than two seconds. "What? Do my piercings bother you? Some people are so shallow and close-minded."

ADDENDUM

Brittany informs me that this is actually a man, and he appeared on an episode of Red Dwarf once.

-Erik

[Edited by ErikH2000 on 10-16-2003 at 04:38 PM GMT]

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In fact, I think that person also qualifies as having made a mistake and (probably) not knowing it yet.

In any case, the next assignment is:

Find a picture of an adult man, dancing with a woman who is at least a few inches taller than him.

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I think it fits the bill, but it's not a photo:

http://www.free-graphics.com/clipart/Entertainment/Dance/Dancers_3.shtml

Is that still acceptable?

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Yes - cartoons were accepted earlier so I can't see why not drawings.

Though I think the picture could be seen to be a teenager dancing with a woman, not an adult - but I'll allow it.

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OK then, lets see. Find... somebody walking an animal other than a dog on a leash.

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I'm hoping this image qualifies, even though most of the person isn't shown.

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