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Thyme?

Thyme?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thyme

Yep!

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"I'm going outside."

"Did you pick up your room like I asked you to?"

"I tried but I couldn't lift it!"

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What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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Mortician was puzzled why his company has been losing customers ....
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Student: Hey, this is an acute angle!
Angle: Oh, stop it, you! :blush

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How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light bulb?

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Golfers Motto:
Wear two pairs of pants in case you get a hole in one.

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What's the definition of mixed emotions?

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12-29-2012 at 02:30 AM
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Why would I hate my attorney?

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You are confused, Jatopian, it's only Neather man who hates your attorney.

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How many attorneys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Went to the corner shop. Bought four corners.

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

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One of my friends is so dumb, I told them to look up "empty" in the dictionary. Boy, they were SHOCKED when they saw a picture of their head pasted in there.
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"Hello students, can you tell me the location of the English Channel?" "We don't have that on our TV."
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How many metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?
101. One to change the bulb, 100 to start a mosh pit.

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How do you drown a Hittite?

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Did you mean a Hittite?

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A cowboy counted 196 cows spread about the pasture, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

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A Roman walks into a bar, goes to the bartender, and holds up two fingers. He says "I'd like five beers please."

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What is the difference between boogers and broccoli?

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Broccoli's actually one of the more popular vegetables among kids, because they can pretend to be a dinosaur eating the tiny trees.

Maybe try brussels sprouts? (Although I ate those as a child too...)

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Thanks for the suggestion. However, I will leave it the way I heard it. Admittedly, I loved broccoli as a kid too because of tasting good.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop...

Edit: Works much better hearing the joke as opposed to reading it. :P

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Santa Clause the Tooth Fairy an honest lawyer and an old drunk were walking down the street when they simultaneously spotted a hundred dollar bill.

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Did you hear about the Hittite couple frozen to death in their car? They went to see Closed for the Winter.

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It was so cold that the flashers described themselves to me.
OR the teenagers pulled their pants up.



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Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

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This is the best joke ever.

TSS release. :devil

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What do you call 10 Hittites lined up in a row?

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