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What's the difference between a chicken and the Kyoto Protocol?
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From this wikipedia article.

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“Folks say that if you listen real close at the height of the full moon, when the wind is blowin' off Nantucket Sound from the nor' east and the dogs are howlin' for no earthly reason, you can hear the awful screams of the crew of the 'Ellie May,' a sturdy whaler Captained by John McTavish; for it was on just such a night when the rum was flowin' and, Davey Jones be damned, big John brought his men on deck for the first of several screaming contests.”
04-16-2007 at 05:51 PM
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VIPCOOL wrote:
Waiter, there is a small wraithwing in my soup
Don't worry sir, I will find you a bigger one
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The next day
Waiter, there is a roach in my soup
That because the wraithwings are missing
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Fixed.
04-23-2007 at 08:11 PM
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Doctor: Sir, you only have 24 hours to live.
Patient: Oh no! What could be worse?
Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday!
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

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04-27-2007 at 10:20 AM
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There's an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman, and they find a magic slide. The legend says that if you slide down it and call out your greatest desire, it will be there at the end of the slide. The Englishman slides down it and shouts "Money!" and he lands in a large pot of money. The Scotsman slides down and shouts "Whisky!" and he lands in a large pot of whisky. The Irishman slides down it and goes "Wheeee!"

'nuff said.

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04-28-2007 at 07:43 AM
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3 tomatoes goes on road.

1st tomatoe: Look a car! Plchs (car rides on tomatoe)
2nd tomatoe: Where? Plchs
3rd tomatoe: Run away! Plchs

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What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room?
A full set of teeth.

Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers?
Because New Jersey got first pick!

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07-01-2007 at 01:04 AM
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At the Roasted Roach Grill

Customer: I'd like a roach, please.

Beethro: We're sorry, we ran out of roaches.

Customer: Why?

Beethro: We forgot to take off their legs!

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07-03-2007 at 11:40 AM
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This is a joke I heard in Swedish, (I'm not very good at English, but I did my best to translate it).

A man sits in the backseat of a taxi. He taps the chauffeur on his shoulder to tell him that he took the wrong way. The chauffeur slam on the brakes, and runs away screaming from the car. After a few minuets he comes back:
“I’m really sorry, you see, normally I drives the motor hearse.”

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07-05-2007 at 12:13 PM
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I tried to translate it to english so there might be some corrupts...
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I'd tell you a joke about unsharpened pencils but there's no point.
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Tahnan wrote:
I'd tell you a joke about unsharpened pencils but there's no point.

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I'd tell you a joke about a turtle but it isn't here yet.

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Jeff_Ray... wrote:
I'd tell you a joke about turtles but it isn't here yet.
shouldn't that be "I'd tell you a joke about A turtle but it isn't here yet."?
Or "I'd tell you a joke about turtles but THEY AREN'T here yet."?

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07-15-2007 at 05:27 PM
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Fixed

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07-15-2007 at 05:58 PM
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I was gonna tell you a joke about procrastination, but i'll do it tommorow.

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A man walked into a bar.

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You know you are in Heaven when:
The English are the police,
The Italians are chefs,
The Germans are mechanics,
The French are lovers,
And the Swiss are accountants.

You know you are in Hell when:
The English are chefs,
The Italians are mechanics,
The Germans are the police,
The French are accountants,
And the Swiss are lovers.

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07-18-2007 at 02:04 AM
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You know you are in Heaven when:
The Hittites are the police,
The Hittites are chefs,
The Hittites are mechanics,
The Hittites are lovers,
And the Hittites are accountants.

You know you are in Hell when:
The Hittites are chefs,
The Hittites are mechanics,
The Hittites are the police,
The Hittites are accountants,
And the Hittites are lovers.

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You know you are in Hattusa when:
The Hittites are the police,
The Hittites are chefs,
The Hittites are mechanics,
The Hittites are lovers,
And the Hittites are accountants.
07-18-2007 at 06:33 AM
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You know your are in the Caravel Forums when:
You see an injoke brutally beaten to death with it's own limbs.
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You know you are in the Hittite Forums when:
You see an injoke brutally beaten to death with it's own limbs.

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You know you are in the Hittite Forums when:
You see an injoke being brutally beaten to death with its own limbs while others nitpick about grammar.

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You know you are in the Hittite Forums when:
You see a Hittite correct my grammar, when basically all I did was copy-paste, fix a single mistake and call it a night.

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You know things are going way too far when you fix a single mistake and call it a Hittite.
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Do you guys think that maybe the Hittite joke is getting a little old? Just maybe? (Stupid Hittites think they can make dumb jokes)

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07-19-2007 at 04:17 AM
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zonhin wrote:
Do you guys think that maybe the Hittite joke is getting a little old? Just maybe? (Stupid Hittites think they can make dumb jokes)
I want to find the solar plexus of the person who first suggested them, and Hittite hard.

Not really. But now it's old.

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07-19-2007 at 04:34 AM
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Well, Hittite jokes have a lot of catching up to do before they become as old as Welsh/Norwegian/Fribourgeois/whatever jokes.
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zonhin wrote:
Do you guys think that maybe the Hittite joke is getting a little old? Just maybe? (Stupid Hittites think they can make dumb jokes)

I don't like the idea at all to replace any word refering to a nation,a religion or a certain group of people with "Hittie". It dosen't make the jokes better, it usually makes them plain stupid. There a lot of jokes about German bureaucracy and British food and they're just as long funny as long as you know about their background. If you're now going to write about Hittish bureaucracy guys eating Hittish food it's rather a guessing game than a joke.
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Guys, MeckMeck is lost to us forever. :(

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