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This game is where you get modded up for making jokes and if a person thinks its funny they mod it up, here's mine:
Q: Why did John got fired from the M & M factory?
A: He threw out the ones that said W.
Get it?
Upside down M is W!

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04-02-2007 at 06:38 AM
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Wohahaha! I'm almost rolling on the floor. That joke was so fun, I can't stop laughing. That was so awesome. Have a rankpoint! Hmm.. now I have to come up with a really great joke. What about:

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?
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04-05-2007 at 12:05 PM
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Here it goes:
Why didn't the electric car get to the road?
The wires was too short!

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A man is walking down the sidewalk with a dog, and a passerby, sees him and says "nice dog!"
"Thank you!" the man says, "I got it for my wife."
The passerby then replies "Wow, great trade!"

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since people often mod up funny jokes, anyway, this is no different than having a "post your favorite jokes" thread in "anything". there's not much "game" here because there's no rules :/

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MWAR HAR HAR! Great one, Silver! :fun
04-05-2007 at 11:58 PM
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Whe swedish people often jokes about norwegians for being stupid, and there often joking about us swedish for being stupid.
So here it goes:
"A swedish man nd a norwegian man was out for a walk. The swede suddenly stopped and said:
"Look! A dead bird!"
The norwegian said:
"Where!?" And looked up in the sky"

Another joke of this kind is:
"Why is it sure that Jesus wasn't born in Sweden?
Because then there would not be any wise men from the west." :lol

PS. Norway is west of Sweden

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Pneh wrote:
Whe Hittite people often jokes about Hittite for being stupid, and there often joking about us Hittite for being stupid.
So here it goes:
"A Hittite man nd a Hittite man was out for a walk. The swede suddenly stopped and said:
"Look! A dead bird!"
The Hittite said:
"Where!?" And looked up in the sky"

Another joke of this kind is:
"Why is it sure that Jesus wasn't born in Hittite?
Because then there would not be any wise men from the west." :lol

PS. Hittite is west of Hittite

Fixed :P

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Fixed

Bah, I like the unmodified version better. Norwegian/swedish jokes are all in good fun, sometimes the swedish versions are even told here in Norway.

No, that doesn't prove anything. Shut up ;)

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since I'm from Austin, TX, I just mentally substituted Longhorn for the smart side and Aggie for the dumb side.
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even though I still think this thread should be moved to Anything, or have some rules made for the jokes, I'm going to post my Aggie joke, anyway:

Why don't Aggies becomes pharmacists?

They can't figure out how to get those bottles into the typewriter.


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What do copyeditors do when they're not feeling well?

They call inn [sic]

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Whats the difference againce a teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says spit that gum out and the train says: "Choo CHoo!"
Get it? The trains chewing the bubble gum!

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Two tomatoes are into the fridge :

1st Tomato : I wonder how they'll cook us...
2nd Tomato : OH MY GOD! A talking tomato!!!!

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In a more realistic joke vein:

Why was the Hittite woman fired from her job at the M&M factory?

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You should make them, not take them from websites :)

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uh, yah. right? like anything in this thread is "original".

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how many boring people does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many Dugandites does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many Roaches does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many CaravelNet members does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why was three afraid of four?

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quote:
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Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A.
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Oh man, this topic just got a whole lot better.
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from here.



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I can't help but notice it took Erik 10 years to get lightbulbs in DROD. It must be harder than people think.

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Is it offensive if i tell blonde jokes?
I got a whooole bunch of em.

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PS. Norway is west of Sweden


Forget about Norway. It's all about Kenya.
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Forget about Norway. It's all about Kenya.


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There were once 2 eskimo's and this is wat they said:
Eskimo 1#: Lets have a beach holiday its sooooooo hot there.
Eskimo 2#: nah, we have jumpers.
Eskimo 1#: Well we need bathers!
Eskimo 2#: Its cold then, Frezzing water.
Eskimo 1#: 0_o, can't we use freeze power???? *farts frozen fart*
Eskimo 2#: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...................
Eskimo 1983874#: AM I IN DA BAD JOKE??????????
Eskimo 99999999999999999999999999#: Shut up, were not in da joke!



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Is it offensive if i tell blonde jokes?
I got a whooole bunch of em.

Yes, but no rude jokes and you can't mod downsomeone with a bad joke

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you can't mod downsomeone with a bad joke


actually, people can do whatever they want with their mod points. that has been discussed in other threads.


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you can't mod downsomeone with a bad joke


actually, people can do whatever they want with their mod points. that has been discussed in other threads.

Nevertheless, you can't mod anyone down with a bad joke. It won't work. To mod someone down you have to click the [Bad] link (and, of course, have the necessary mod points). Bad jokes or personal abuse are cherry-on-top optional extras.

(What? Bad jokes are on-topic in this context.)

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What do you do with a dead chemist?
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