Pneh wrote:
Whe Hittite people often jokes about Hittite for being stupid, and there often joking about us Hittite for being stupid.
So here it goes:
"A Hittite man nd a Hittite man was out for a walk. The swede suddenly stopped and said:
"Look! A dead bird!"
The Hittite said:
"Where!?" And looked up in the sky"

Another joke of this kind is:
"Why is it sure that Jesus wasn't born in Hittite?
Because then there would not be any wise men from the west."

PS. Hittite is west of Hittite

NiroZ wrote:
Fixed

No, that doesn't prove anything. Shut up

fortune wrote:
Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A.

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×Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the
party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith
agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed
from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed
upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of
the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating
at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of
the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the
second part and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the
parties.
The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be
limited to, the following. The party of the first part shall, with or without
elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder or any other
means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part and rotate the party
of the second part in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being tendered
non-negotiable. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part
becomes fully detached from the receptacle, the party of the first part shall
have the option of disposing of the party of the second part in a manner
consistent with all relevant and applicable local, state and federal statutes.
Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part
shall have the option of beginning installation. Aforesaid installation shall
occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in
step one of this self-same document, being careful to note that the rotation
should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being non-negotiable.
The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the
first part, by any or all agents authorized by him, the objective being to
produce the most possible revenue for the Partnership.

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

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×1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

from here.

Pneh wrote:
PS. Norway is west of Sweden

Banjooie wrote:
Forget about Norway. It's all about Kenya.

BDR wrote:
Obligatory Internet Site Only Superficially Relevant to Any Topic

rowrow wrote:
Is it offensive if i tell blonde jokes?
I got a whooole bunch of em.

×I'm buliding a army to take over the internet! MUHAHAHAHA!.Ohhhhhhhh,
Oompa Loompa Doopity doo- ~Zork-zap-zoom~ Search Bayswater primary school
~Rs rules~
Lets do the party man!
:Explode: Awwwwwww did it work?

-|-
/\ Ah ha! HOLDS: (GOOD AND NOT FINSHED) Map to Dugandy Prison.

Anson wrote:
you can't mod downsomeone with a bad joke

silver wrote:

Anson wrote:
you can't mod downsomeone with a bad joke

actually, people can do whatever they want with their mod points. that has been discussed in other threads.