Chaosgamer
Level: Delver
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I turn the puke into a gigantic puke monster. It spawns millions of puke roaches (genetically) and they attack the next poster. They are unaffected by really big swords.

DanielFishman
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 159
Registered: 06-03-2007
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Dragons have powerful breath weapons. They breath on the roaches, killing them; the roaches may be unaffected by Really Big Swords, but the post said nothing about dragon breaths. They then breath on the next poster, too.

Sillyman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 339
Registered: 09-08-2006
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"Oh hey Nethack's happening on my server. And the dragons are trying to breathe on files? Dangit, why does data keep gaining sentience around me. Ah well, looks like they can't succeed. Meh."

Meanwhile, in Japan, Haruhi's plotting something. This can't be good.

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Samuel
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 69
Registered: 07-08-2007
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My Alien finds out this plot and publishes it within the media under the name "James Huckleberry".

The next poster will appear on live broadcast being accused of being James Huckleberry. This will anger the Japanese people, they will hunt the next poster down.

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John Lennon

Chaosgamer
Level: Delver
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"AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" err.... ahem. Just wanted to make a big entrance. I cause an economic depression in Japan, now the Japanese have no weapons. I go underground (literally) and hide there secretly plotting against the mob that are hunting me down. But by accident I entered a time-fluxuating-matter-zone/place and when I emerge, it is the year xxxx. So I go berserk, I pick up a random person and throw in a suicide chamber set on slow and painful. And that "person" just happens to be the next poster.

zwetschenwasser
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 200
Registered: 05-22-2007
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I reject misinformation, as a recession in Japan would be most likely caused by an overabundance of weapon manufacturing (which also led to the fall of the USSR), which negates the action that followed the misinformation. I then shift the aggregate supply curve of the following poster's economy to the left, leading to hyperinflation and decreased real GDP and output, which causes the country of the next player to collapse in a sea of lava, brimstone, fire, and ash.

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wonkyth
Level: Goblin
Rank Points: 15
Registered: 06-18-2007
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Yay!
Now we can re-enact StarWars!

Unfortunately, all the Anakin's, didn't like losing, and so decided to use some unnecessary Force on the next poster.

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Wit penetrates it;
Humour accepts it;
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Jeff_Ray...
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 962
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The force causes the cake to explode. I use wrath of 666 posts on the next avatar! >=D

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Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
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Damage? Damage does not exist in ASCII Portal.Ah well, I can always restart. :>

I fling a boulder at the next poster. And a companion cube, for good measure.

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wonkyth
Level: Goblin
Rank Points: 15
Registered: 06-18-2007
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I chuck a skelwing in the boulders path, and the explosion engulfs the cube.
Instead, I get a bunch of Dynamite, which I promptly use on the next poster.

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Samuel
Level: Delver

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My Kiwi Mouse dodges the dynamite by expanding its body so the dynamite fly's right through into the next poster.

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disproved. So I believe in fairies,
the myths, dragons. It all exists,
even if it's in your mind. Who's to
say that dreams and nightmares
aren't as real as the here and now?
John Lennon

Pinnacle
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1129
Registered: 06-10-2004
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Samuel wrote:
My Kiwi Mouse dodges the dynamite by expanding its body so the dynamite fly's right through into the next poster.

Certain that the dynamite fly is actually wrong, Laharl leaps into the air. Intercepting a passing meteor, he directs it to the next poster, standing on top and laughing maniacally.

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Bigwig
Level: Goblin

Rank Points: 25
Registered: 06-16-2009
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Kirby eats meteor, Kirby eats next poster.

brian_s
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 587
Registered: 05-27-2004
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Kirby eats the roach and vomits on next poster.

Bigwig
Level: Goblin

Rank Points: 25
Registered: 06-16-2009
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Kirby eats the vomit and vomits on the next poster

wonkyth
Level: Goblin
Rank Points: 15
Registered: 06-18-2007
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Evil Guinea Pig Eye casts Major Cln4, and then bashes the next poster with a DestructorBot 2000.

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Wit penetrates it;
Humour accepts it;
But Nonsense Transforms it"
- Cedric Whitman
w.r.t. Aristophanes

the-last-but-1-supper
Level: Roachling
Rank Points: 11
Registered: 07-27-2009
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So, has this topic ended, or what? Whatever, the destructo-bot 2000 can't damage something that is just drawn. Since destructo-bot tried to kill mah drawing, I rage and throw sharp pencils all over. Some of them are sent directly at the next poster.

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zxcvboy
Level: Roachling

Rank Points: 3
Registered: 03-20-2011
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Epic Epic Face explodes and becomes 3 starlwarts and a skelwing. The 3rd starlwart stabs the skelwing. Both die, since skelwings in Subterra explode when killed and the starlwart is caught in the explosion. The skelwing turns into 8 dynamite and a bomb. The bomb explodes and so does the dynamite. The explosion is so powerful that the 2 remaining starlwarts are killed. An epic face rises from both starlwarts. Epic face grabs the sword and stabs the next avatar to death.



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Rat Man
Level: Master Delver
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...Or tries, but 11th Slayer dodges the first blow, then does a counterattack on the second, smashing the face to bits. Then he opens a yellow door and sends 100 roaches after the next poster. He also lets out a bunch of

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zxcvboy
Level: Roachling

Rank Points: 3
Registered: 03-20-2011
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Nice try. Epic Epic Face is immune to goo. Instead, it builds a light shield around itself and the gel is sent covering the next poster's face.

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zxcvboy
Level: Roachling

Rank Points: 3
Registered: 03-20-2011
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P.S. Since the awesome/epic face is made out of a million or two other faces, the pieces of Epic Epic Face turn into thousands of awesome/epic faces, waiting for an attack.

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matthewpd
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 62
Registered: 01-18-2010
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the boa eats the epic face like an adder

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Jeff_Ray...
Level: Smitemaster

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Blurp arrives to eat the cake and becomes Jeff_Ray's new avatar. It then takes a jump and snacks on the boa. The blurp falls back into the water, looking for its next prey (avatar).

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brian_s
Level: Smitemaster

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Blurp jumps out of the water and swallows the roach but gets skewered by the sword on the way down. The sword looks to add the next poster to the impromptu shiskebab.

west.logan
Level: Smitemaster

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...but it is foiled (haha) by the impenetrable shell of the TeX Tank, which then ambles grumpily along the beaten track...

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matthewpd
Level: Delver
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nice try fish! but my boa uses aumtilch gaze from its red eyes
To make the next avatar gazed in red

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Rat Man
Level: Master Delver
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Since chains and pulleys are immune to aumtlich gazes, it whips the next avatar in the neck.

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matthewpd
Level: Delver
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but my boa spit a gel baby and the gel baby turned into oremites to eat gears and pulley.

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Jeff_Ray...
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Aumtlich gaze only affect human based creatures. That, and I don't think a gaze works if the user is already inside an animal's belly.

But anyhow, the Blurp jumps in to snack on the oremite baby, but spits it and the boa out because of the oremite's awful taste. The blurp stalks the next avatar.

(wow, this game is almost 5 years old!)

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matthewpd
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but my boa has skin that is immue to anything.
but my boa grew a spiky ball tail to become bigger and blast out of the blurp and crawls to the next avatar to eat it up


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