Camwoodstock
Level: Master Delver

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Granted, but since I don't watch that show, you don't get a corruption. You just got your wish in the game about not getting one.

I wish for someone to give me a solution to the challenge of GatEB Darkeros Tower 1N 1E's challenge.

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Insoluble
Level: Smitemaster

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Granted. "Kill the monsters and exit the room the challenging way". That's the solution to all the other challenges too by the way.

I wish I knew how to use DROD script better. (By the way, Good Eats was a seriously good show. Definitely worth checking out. Also Alton Brown's first couple of cook books.)

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Camwoodstock
Level: Master Delver

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Granted, but it's such a pain to use that you absolutely hate it and you yell at the creators until you get banned from the forums. Nice job.

I wish for people to not post about Good Eats in this thread.

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azb
Level: Smiter
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Granted, but then people start posting off-topic non-sequiturs in a desperate attempt to avoid mentioning Good Eats, even though the posts aren't related to the game either.

I wish for a refrigerator.

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OdiePie
Level: Goblin

Rank Points: 16
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Granted, but it runs away and you can never be trusted with a fridge again because you let it run away.

I wish for a Cupcakeinator 3000!

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averagemoe
Level: Smiter

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Granted, and it covers your walls with purple slime, plus you accidently cut your tail off while trying to get it working.

I wish to have my memory of the live-action adaptation of "The Cat In the Hat" erased.

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OdiePie
Level: Goblin

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Granted, but it gets replaced by memories of watching the Batman and Robin movie.

I wish I knew everything about every TV show in the world.

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Xindaris
Level: Smitemaster

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Granted. Now watching TV is boring because you already know what's going to happen, and listening to other people talk about TV shows is frustrating because nobody seems to have their facts straight and they all get annoyed when you correct them. Also, because the news is technically TV show you now have the power to be aware of things that will happen in the future but in a horrible Cassandra "unable to convince people to change it" sort of way, because if you could change it then it wouldn't be the future, so you wouldn't have known about it.

I wish I could talk for hours without my throat hurting after.

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Yitzi
Level: Goblin
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Xindaris wrote:
I wish I could talk for hours without my throat hurting after.

Granted. Nothing has been done about the damage that pain is trying to tell you about, though...

I wish for the fulfillment of that wish whose fulfillment would have the greatest possible positive effect on my personal utility (in the sense of utility theory).

averagemoe
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Yitzi wrote: I wish for the fulfillment of that wish whose fulfillment would have the greatest possible positive effect on my personal utility (in the sense of utility theory).

In order to grant your wish, I must first tell you a story. An Omniscient Being visits Earth and promises to answer a single question completely truthfully before leaving forever. The worlds greatest thinkers get together, and come up with a question. They ask the being "what is the ordered pair of the best possible question we could ask you, and it's answer?" The Omniscient Being says "that, and this." and then leaves.

And so I grant your wish, in the same vein as the Being's answer.

I wish for some basic image overlay scripts for making cutscenes involving the RCS.

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azb
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Granted, then these scripts cause others' computers to crash and lose all their data after the hold with these scripts is uploaded to the Holds Board, and your hold is taken down only a few days after publishing.

I wish for Beethro and a Slayer to fuse together.

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averagemoe
Level: Smiter

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Ever play the Smitemaster Selection "Suit Pursuit"? Your wish has already been granted on the last level of that hold. And the way it's executed sort of makes it pre-corrupted.

I wish I could script a complete re-recreation of DROD:RPG within the classic DROD engine.

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BlueFlower
Level: Master Delver
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Registered: 10-27-2013
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Wish granted, but the source code has been edited, so no one else may play your hold at all. Ever.

I wish for lots of giant Roaches that can't/won't eat me.

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azb
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Granted, but then giant spiders that CAN and WILL eat you eat those roaches, and then you.

I wish for the Goblin Biter blade to appear in Classic DROD as well as its RPG appearance.

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Jordthro
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 100
Registered: 07-22-2012
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Granted, but the blade is cursed and upon picking it up proceeds to delete your entire profile data including cloud sync.

I wish my car worked and I didn't have to take it to the shop to fix it.

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The Architest
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 254
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Granted, but the fixes are magic-made and temporary, and you don't get a refund when they poof out into thin air. Djinns make lousy auto mechanics! (Yes, I am a djinn.)

I wish I could find out where my socks disappear.

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OdiePie
Level: Goblin

Rank Points: 16
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Granted, but you're so traumatized by the sight of the monster eating your socks that you never say anything for the rest of your life.

I wish for a free supercomputer that works well.

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Okay, but you don't specify its job. And as a supercomputer, it is capable of automation and assumes its job is to kill you. Needless to say, it does its job very well.

I wish that there wasn't a three month delay between the previous post and this one.

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averagemoe
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Granted, the delay between the posts is 3 months, 4 hours, and 9 minutes.

I wish for the Beethro the Delver stories to be made into a hold that's just a cut scene and no gameplay. Basically a movie in Hold form.

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