NiroZ
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Tooth and Nail wrote:
Granted. Zebra girl has at lease one more reader. (me) But the obsessive consuption of electronic reading materials permentantly damages my retanas.

I wish I didn't have to wait until monday night to watch the next episode of Heros.

granted. But the next episode sucks.

I wish that the word wish was switched to dish, and vice versa.

goldenlion
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Dish granted. Unfortunately, the dish fairies get confused by the name change, and corrupt all your wishes. Your wishes rob your glassware, beat up your napkins, and send your silverware to "sleep with the garbage disposal". As you walk out the door to buy new wishes, you're tragically sent to the hospital when a wish mysteriously falls from the roof onto your head. Oh, and the dish fairies decide to reverse your dish because they hate their new name.

I wish for a million American dollar units of legal tender.

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Fafnir
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Granted. Unfortunately, the FBI notices, and they don't really believe in wish fairies.

I wish I could be admitted to Cambridge for Computer Science this year, with neither me nor the department being destroyed in a freak accident.

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zex20913
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Granted! You are indeed admitted to Cambridge in Computer Science, but then freaks destroy you and the department on purpose.

I wish it was tolerably warmer.

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krammer
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Sure. The Cambridge University Computer Science department is now tolerably warmer. Very much more pleasant.

I wish the heating in our house were switched on.

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Briareos
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krammer wrote:
I wish the heating in our house were switched on.

Granted. Of course, the thermostat didn't take the summer's heat too kindly, and now it won't stop heating, even though everyone inside the house is melting already...

I wish I'd get one of the TrackMania United beta keys.

EDIT: Is there anybody from Nadeo reading this forum?

I've got an email from them that I've been selected for the beta, download link and all - and then the FREAKING fields with the keys to unlock it are blank...

EDIT^2: Well, they fixed that - I guess I better wish for something else...

I wish I knew the weight of this statue so I'd have an idea what the shipping costs are...

np: Deadbeat - White Out (Something Borrowed, Something Blue)

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Bunches
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Briareos wrote:
I wish I knew the weight of this statue so I'd have an idea what the shipping costs are...

Granted, but the shipping is much more than you can afford.
I wish that my braces won't hurt when I get them on on Thursday.

Fafnir
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Granted. Your teeth will hurt instead.

I wish I had another mod point.

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Bunches
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Jordan wrote:
Granted, but say goodbye to popcorn.

don't tell anyone, but i eat everything that they tell me not to except for bubblegum and caramel.

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Fafnir
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Post collision there, methinks.

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Fafnir
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Granted. Your wife will arrive with dinner sometime next week.

I wish I had a three-headed monkey.

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Briareos
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Fafnir wrote:
Granted. Your wife will arrive with dinner sometime next week.

I wish I had a three-headed monkey.

Granted, but you never see it because it's always behind you - as everyone everywhere continues to tell you.

I wish I had a better microphone...

np: Rhythm & Sound with Tikiman - What A Mistry (Version) (Showcase)

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stigant
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You are now the proud owner of the M5000, capable of picking up the sound of a flea picking its nose. If aliens are sending us radio signals, you'd be not only be able to hear them, you'd be able to tell whether they were wearing courderoy when they recorded their message. However, you accidently leave it in front of your speakers and the feedback blows out your eardrums.

I wish I was Will Smith. The actor/rapper Will Smith, not just some guy on the street who was named William Smith.

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zex20913
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Granted. However, this does not alter the existence of the Will Smith whose identity you copied. You believe all he believes, go where he would go, and subsequently, both of you go completely insane, because you both think you were Will Smith first, and it seems that everywhere you go, the other one is already there. You both wind up in straitjackets, at opposite ends of the psychiatric ward.

I wish that those stupid PC/Mac commercials didn't exist.

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Drgamer
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Granted, but now they're PC/Mac commercials (Microsoft was able to come up with the idea first...)

I wish that friendly aliens, and only friendly aliens, made first contact.

stigant
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Ok, but your second contact was made by disgruntled, underpaid illegal aliens. You develop a pretty severe infection in your right eye and have to wear a patch.

I wish I had the day off tomorrow.

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NiroZ
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stigant wrote:
Ok, but your second contact was made by disgruntled, underpaid illegal aliens. You develop a pretty severe infection in your right eye and have to wear a patch.

I wish I had the day off tomorrow.

you do, but its because you have a broken leg, arm and the 'flu.

I wish that, umm, ummm, uummm, that umm, I wish that I could, ummm, stop saying umm?

Briareos
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NiroZ wrote:
I wish that, umm, ummm, uummm, that umm, I wish that I could, ummm, stop saying umm?

Granted. You're so hoarse from saying ummm all the time that you can't say anything for the next 2 weeks...

Hmmm... I wish it was a bit brighter outside... this dim light is... making me... slee... zzzzZZzzZ...

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Tooth and Nail
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Granted, the earth is spiraling into the sun.

i wish I had a better computer so I could play black nd white 2.

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Neather2
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Is an optimal technician who returns in the past is repairs, but coast a lot.

I wish that the bridge of Elfstone is fixing soon...

Informations: http://forum.caravelgames.com/viewtopic.php?TopicID=12536

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Ezlo
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Granted, but there's absolutely no way for me to corrupt that without feeling horrible, so instead I make this post and every mods me down for breaking the rules and I go and leave the forum in a huff and use my secret mafia contacts to assassinate Erik. TCB is never finished.

I wish that I could actually concentrate on my school work when I need to.

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Jason
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Granted. You now spend all your time on school and become a genius. You spend so much time working, you have no time for DROD of the forum.

I wish that I would do better in my school play.

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stigant
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Poof! You're acting ability is now Master Thespian. Your directory notices your improvement and sacks the lead. In fact, he sacks all the other actors and makes the play a one-man-show. You receive rave reviews ("Who knew that Much Ado About Nothing could be (successfully) interpreted as a metaphyscial dialogue with oneself tending towards paranoid schizophrenia?" says the New York Times) and national attention. You immediatly begin receiving movie casting calls and land several big pictures. You win an academy award. You marry Jennifer Aniston. Of course, your life is laid bare by the paparazzi. Every daily chore is photographed, dissected, and scrutinized on the tabloids. You also develop a vicious dependence on pain killers, alcohol, and cocaine which lead to an overdose and a length stay at a rehab center. Jennifer leaves you for Patrick Dempsey (isn't he just dreamy?) and your movie career dries up. Ten years later, your life is the subject of E! True Hollywood Story. Evidently you currently tour the country with Mr. T and MC Hammer bringing the "Good Word of Jesus" to underpriviliged children.

I wish MC Hammer were still cool.

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Ezlo
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Granted, you also have his face, his hair, and his eyes. Also, you are forced to wear that costume for the rest of your life. You cannot take it off ever.

I wish I could focus my mind on one task at a time, and not even think about other things until they are done.

(I can see the corruption coming a mile away!)

Pinnacle
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Granted, but you focus on The Game until you win.

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coppro
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I lost.

I wish The Game doesn't exist.

stigant
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Granted, but in wishing that, you lost again.

I wish I hadn't just banged my knee against the corner of my desk.

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Kevin_P86
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Granted. It was now your head which you banged.

I wish we created a race of super-robots in my AI class, instead of not doing much of anything.

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Bunches
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Kevin_P86 wrote:
Granted. It was now your head which you banged.

I wish we created a race of super-robots in my AI class, instead of not doing much of anything.

Granted, but they kill you.
I wish steven4louise's sister didn't die.

Tooth and Nail
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Granted, but you must now choose a loved one to take her place.

I wish I had more bar goodies.

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