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Okay, I got it. "Zoolander."

How about "Now she thinks the house is haunted."

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I waited on this one since Adam is my brother, but my waiting time is over.
The movie is The Others

My turn:

Do you honestly think you'll find something more important than every single creature on earth being led two by two into a giant rocket ship?

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Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow?

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It's not my movie, but I know that you're right, stigant. Give us another one.

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Sorry, (I googled the last one after guessing, so I know I'm right as well, but didn't have a good quote to give)

"Dear Lord, forgive me for what I am about to, ah, say in this magnificent place of worship... Bugger! Bugger! Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger!"



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Googling for it . . . yup, another I haven't seen (rated R). Looks like nobody else has got it either. Can you give us another?

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yup, another I haven't seen (rated R).

Hmmm, was about to ask why, but then I noticed where your homepage is hosted.

However, this movie is not all that obscure. It was nominated for Best Picture a few years ago and helped launch the (American) career of its (British) star. So with that hint, I'll let it go a little longer.

Besides, I don't have another quote at the moment.

[Edited by stigant at Local Time:02-03-2005 at 08:19 PM]

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Four Weddings and a Funeral, perhaps? (Hugh Grant being the British actor). Although I can't think of anything that would give it an R rating (I think it's rating here was about the equivalent of PG-10 or PG-12 (yes, I know those ratings doesn't exist, but you get my point)).

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You are correct.

As for the R rating, there was quite a lot of sex and strong language (The first five words of dialog are "F*ck"), and also adult themes (a gay couple, sexually suggestive dialog and situations etc)

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stigant wrote:
As for the R rating, there was quite a lot of sex and strong language (The first five words of dialog are "F*ck"), and also adult themes (a gay couple, sexually suggestive dialog and situations etc)

Oh, yeah, I forgot that anything sex-related in a movie automatically raises the rating in America...

Anyway, here's a quote from a movie that I know that a lot (well at least some) of you have seen. (But AlefBet hasn't (according to his list of movies he's seen), even though it's rated PG-13):

"Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."

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ROFL... I noticed that he was missing that one. ALong with a couple of other ones on my "Top 5 most quotable films"

"Now you see the violence inherent in the system. Help help I'm being repressed!"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

ok, lets see....
"Oh, that's just my pet snake Reggie."


[Edited by stigant at Local Time:02-03-2005 at 09:28 PM]

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Raiders of the Lost Ark

Well, let me tell you Mike, I calculated the odds this would work, against the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway

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Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie (one of the laugh-out-loud funniest lines ever)

Forget the fat lady. You're Obsessed with fat lady. Just get us out of here!

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MST 3000: This Island Earth.

By the way, I actually have seen most of the "Holy Grail" although I haven't sat through it start-to-end. It is quite quotable. (My favorite line is "Help, help, I'm being repressed!") And whoever I'm watching with will always fast forward through whatever it is that happens in the castle with Sir Galahad (I think?) and the maidens.

Edit: Oops, looks like Garlonuss beat me to the punch.

[Edited by AlefBet at Local Time:02-04-2005 at 12:38 AM]

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Independance Day, and Jeff Goldblum stole the show, just like he usually does.

Wow, you're your own Patriot Missile system!

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Hmm. Googling for this one doesn't even give me any clues, and it looks like nobody is going for it. Can you give us another?

Side note: Should we have a policy about going a long time without a guess? Maybe something like, if a quote isn't guessed in two days, the poster should post another. And if it goes three days, anyone can post another. How does that sound?

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Sure, I can put up another one. It was from the movie Hollow Point, with Donald Sutherland (who says that line) and Tia Carrere.

Here's an easy one:

Get your stinking paws off me you damn, dirty apes!

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Well, that one has been quoted in other movies, but I believe the original is from Planet of the Apes with Charleton Hesston. (One of my favorite Sci Fi films)

Edit: Charleston Heston is Charleton's evil twin brother who personally wet himself at the "Singing in the Rain" auditions.

The weirdest thing just happened to me.
Was it a dream where you were standing in sort of sun-god robes on top of a pyramid, and there were hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
No...
Why, am I the only one who has that dream?

[Edited by stigant at Local Time:02-08-2005 at 02:17 AM]

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Sorry. I haven't seen it. It's been two days. Want to give us another one?

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Oh man, that was Real Genius. I love that movie.

New quote:
There are two types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't.


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That's from the most hilarious What about Bob? (One of Bill Murray's best.)

Now try this one:

Freedom? We have it! And fame? Nah. It's an empty purse. Count it, go broke. Eat it, go hungry. Seek it, go mad!

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I thought the line sounded vaguely familiar, but I couldn't quite place it. When I googled for it, I slapped my head and said "oh, yeah." Anyway, it's been two days. Want to give us another, Garlonuss?

(By the way, the movie is Krull.)

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No problem.

Here's one from a movie that is much more recent and should be very much more easily recognized (especially by anyone who knows the movies I watch).

Weve made too many compromises already; too mny retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done.

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Hmmm, my first instinct is Star Trek: First Contact (refering to the Borg), but now, I'm thinking it may The Chronicles of Ridik (refering to the Necromancers or whatever they were called).

I'll go with Ridik.

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I'm pretty sure it is Star Trek, said by Captain Jean-luc Picard.

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wackhead_uk wrote:
I'm pretty sure it is Star Trek, said by Captain Jean-luc Picard.

Yeah, it's Picard to Lilly.

(Should-a gone with your first instinct, stigant)

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No posts in a year? Guess I might as well start it again- Don’t touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn’t understand things with alloys and compositions and things with . . . molecular structures.

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Ash from Army of Darkness.

Let's see if can set a real challenge. As in, I checked Google to make sure the answer isn't the first result.

"I hate to disagree with you, but there are actually two of us here."

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averagemoe wrote:
"I hate to disagree with you, but there are actually two of us here."

Since it's been five years, I'm going to say you've stumped us.

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